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268422  redmonkey3: Love.

268427  redmonkey3: Go Back To Brazzers, Please... Thanks.

268440  VeeKay: *wiggle wiggle*

268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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 Teechur: @Mr Bleak Must have been this cat: #253863
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur They aren't stupid, or some of them aren't - one of ours worked out how to open the fridge, so we fitted a child lock - he broke it. Were sitting there watching TV and he strolls through dragging a whole back of bacon ... ended up bungee-strapping the fridge closed.
 Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur We've always had fit cats - enthusiastic predation sees to that I suspect - including one that could jump onto a wall taller than I am in a single bound. The current murder floof can only manage about three or four time his height, but that doesn't seem to slow him down at all.
 Teechur: @Mr Bleak @Robespierre My porky kitty would have knocked the chair over trying to jump from it, and the umbrella would have been tossed galley-west and the table would have shattered. The cat would be found sitting in the middle of the melee calmly licking itself with an expression of, "It wasn't me. Go ask the dog."
 Mr Bleak: @Teechur Cat can climb like goats when they try. If brick walls aren't a problem (and YouTube will show they aren't) then a cloth parasol isn't going to even slow them down...
 VeeKay: Pixels
 Robespierre: @Teechur Leap from ground to chair back; leap form chairback to parasol; mad, clawy scramble up parasol to TOP OF THE WORLD, MA
 Teechur: How in heck did it even get up there?
Image 253561   06-21-18   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
569
 
 Robespierre: Wurf.
 raditzu: I've heard you got a cat! Shame on you, human.
Image 253560   06-21-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
286
 
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Image 253559   06-20-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
366
 
 dangerkeith3000: Bless his heart!
 Otterman: Yeah, but did you get any tractors?
 Not A Bot: Now with flavor!
 DrNinjaman: Never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoedown!
 Yam: What in tarnation
Image 253558   06-20-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
146
 
 Teechur: I no longer use that term. United Statesian is much more accurate. I don't think Costa Rica or Peru really wants to be associated with this type of "cuisine"
Image 253557   06-20-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
212
 
 MamboNumber6: @Science exactly
 DrinkMixMan: And people who live here get pissed when I take more than 30 seconds at the thing
 Science: Good morning class - welcome to "Design by Committee 101"
 a robot: "I asked a cop once, it means 'up yours, kid.'"
 Whatever: So simple a child could do it. Quick, somebody get me a child...
 Knice: Instructions unclear; inserted ... things ... in places.
Image 253556   06-20-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
249
 
 itskando: @Robespierre omg, yass..
 itskando: Huehuehue..
 Robespierre: They're about to tumble 4 ya
 Teechur: Judging by the dent in the tailgate, this has happened before.
 Yam: I mean, presumably it's locked?
Image 253555   06-20-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
588
 
 2Berries: This guy looks like he sells weed, like a lot of weed.
 Side Boob: @ani625 Good advice. Two cats are always better.
Image 253554   06-20-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
213
 
 Amy Housewine: Fargo II: Electric Boogaloo
 Whatever: Reminds me of a twit who was so scared he refused to admit he was unqualified to lead...
Image 253553   06-20-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
677
 
 hajjpodge: Take a jump. Just a short one, even.
Image 253552   06-20-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
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