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268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.



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Score:
353
 
 a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.
 charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it
 sparename: I don't buy sex..
 dangerkeith3000: I had a bi friend get mad at me for doing finger guns bc she said it was 'they're thing and a straight person can't take that away from them' and I was like, 'what you are saying is stupid. I've been doing finger guns since like 1986 stfu'.
 Micro Jackson: Please finger my guns
Image 253324   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
369
 
 San DoDo: Time to pack it up
Image 253323   06-19-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
270
 
 Robespierre: The Whole Thing Started with Rock & Roll Now It's Out of Control
 Zochrot: he ded
 a sedated moose: @Micro Jackson tired of singing Jim's parts 'cause Jim is too trashed to sing himself.
 Micro Jackson: Tired of lookin at Jim's dick
Image 253322   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
686
 
 Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332
 Jaunty Shrimp: And I also like this weird Seussian pet. Jib would be a great name for him/her/it/they.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Otterman And I like people who like the cuts of other peoples' jibs.
 Robespierre: I'll be doggone...
 Clim Tinties: It's Kyle, Gru's dog.
 redmonkey3: @AlexDeLarge - brilliantly beat me to it!
 Micro Jackson: (poops dark matter)
 AlexDeLarge: Next up on VH1..The sootballs from spirited away: where are they now?
 Otterman: @forkbear I like the cut of your jib, forkbear
Image 253321   06-19-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
715
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Am I in a time loop and back to being a 6-year-old in my doctor's waiting room?
 FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough
 Mr. Shine: Goofus is swiftly marked for termination and rendering.
 redmonkey3: I was always Goofus in my heart even if i acted like the kiss ass Gallant
 Mad Collager: I KNEW my worries about the government were groundless!
 2Berries: I fwlt like Gallent when i stayed in a loveless marriage for 12 years
Image 253320   06-19-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
161
 
 dangerkeith3000: Why is "Graham" in "quotes"?
 Micro Jackson: What do expect when you name your cat girl "Graham"?
 Shay: One in the Graham, two in the...
Image 253319   06-19-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
293
 
 Eleftheros: @Gomi Day underrated comment, how do you know where I make little black squash balls
 redmonkey3: This choking porn too weird for me
 Gomi Day: the magic and the mystery
 Annoying Vegan : Dammit Bort
 Micro Jackson: How do my fantasies always end up on this site?
Image 253318   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Micro Jackson Not if it's accidental. *flashbacks of baby chicks jumping out of red solo cups*
 raditzu: rather stiff joke
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charlie Brown.
 Amy Housewine: The polar bear is not stuffed and is using the general hillarity to sneak up on the human.
 Micro Jackson: Pretty much everything is funny when you're on acid
Image 253317   06-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
549
 
 McBomalds: lolololololol
 tib gubb: points for effort
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm...Does it come in Gallagher?
 Mad Collager: I had a friend who drove a one-ton Datsun pickup. I told him he should get a vanity plate that read, "Das Ton".
 addend: /Taken... for a Ride/.
Image 253316   06-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
376
 
 Christina: I guess I don't need to translate 'Masturbinho'.
 bug: @bug [visual description redacted]
 bug: Great, now picturing him doing the Thundercats thing. Masturbate, masturbate, masturbinhoooooooooooooooooooooooo
 dangerkeith3000: 69. NICE
 Amy Housewine: Made in Brazil. Bastard.
 Donut: You might laugh now, but Masturbinho was the only reason Brazil's team kept relevant in the Eighties.
Image 253315   06-19-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
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