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258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

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Score:
270
 
 Robespierre: The Whole Thing Started with Rock & Roll Now It's Out of Control
 Zochrot: he ded
 a sedated moose: @Micro Jackson tired of singing Jim's parts 'cause Jim is too trashed to sing himself.
 Micro Jackson: Tired of lookin at Jim's dick
Image 253322   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
686
 
 Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332
 Jaunty Shrimp: And I also like this weird Seussian pet. Jib would be a great name for him/her/it/they.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Otterman And I like people who like the cuts of other peoples' jibs.
 Robespierre: I'll be doggone...
 WannaBee: It's Kyle, Gru's dog.
 redmonkey3: @AlexDeLarge - brilliantly beat me to it!
 Micro Jackson: (poops dark matter)
 AlexDeLarge: Next up on VH1..The sootballs from spirited away: where are they now?
 Otterman: @forkbear I like the cut of your jib, forkbear
Image 253321   06-19-18   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
715
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Am I in a time loop and back to being a 6-year-old in my doctor's waiting room?
 FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough
 Mr. Shine: Goofus is swiftly marked for termination and rendering.
 redmonkey3: I was always Goofus in my heart even if i acted like the kiss ass Gallant
 Mad Collager: I KNEW my worries about the government were groundless!
 2Berries: I fwlt like Gallent when i stayed in a loveless marriage for 12 years
Image 253320   06-19-18   Uploaded by    nosferatudude
Score:
161
 
 dangerkeith3000: Why is "Graham" in "quotes"?
 Micro Jackson: What do expect when you name your cat girl "Graham"?
 Shay: One in the Graham, two in the...
Image 253319   06-19-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
293
 
 Eleftheros: @Gomi Day underrated comment, how do you know where I make little black squash balls
 redmonkey3: This choking porn too weird for me
 Gomi Day: the magic and the mystery
 Annoying Vegan : Dammit Bort
 Micro Jackson: How do my fantasies always end up on this site?
Image 253318   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Micro Jackson Not if it's accidental. *flashbacks of baby chicks jumping out of red solo cups*
 raditzu: rather stiff joke
 dangerkeith3000: Shut up, Charlie Brown.
 Amy Housewine: The polar bear is not stuffed and is using the general hillarity to sneak up on the human.
 Micro Jackson: Pretty much everything is funny when you're on acid
Image 253317   06-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
549
 
 McBomalds: lolololololol
 tib gubb: points for effort
 Micro Jackson: Hmmm...Does it come in Gallagher?
 Mad Collager: I had a friend who drove a one-ton Datsun pickup. I told him he should get a vanity plate that read, "Das Ton".
 addend: /Taken... for a Ride/.
Image 253316   06-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
376
 
 Christina: I guess I don't need to translate 'Masturbinho'.
 bug: @bug [visual description redacted]
 bug: Great, now picturing him doing the Thundercats thing. Masturbate, masturbate, masturbinhoooooooooooooooooooooooo
 dangerkeith3000: 69. NICE
 Amy Housewine: Made in Brazil. Bastard.
 Donut: You might laugh now, but Masturbinho was the only reason Brazil's team kept relevant in the Eighties.
Image 253315   06-19-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 grizzly: @Scoo count me in!
 Scoo: @usernamee That's too bad, I'm currently being mauled by beers.
Image 253314   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
473
 
 Robespierre: It'd be so much cooler if it were a rat-tailed bastard file
 Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil
 Micro Jackson: Judgmental file
 Mad Collager: Here's an interesting set of explanations about the origin of the term "bastard file". The most reasonable seems to be the similarity of the diagonal cuts to the diagonal stripes on a bastard's coat of arms. Apparently no great stigma attached to illegitimate birth at the time: practicalmachinist.com/vb/antique-machinery-and-history/bastard-file-113047/
 Minnesotan: The bastard mill file derived its name from a similar method to the bastard sword; in the middle ages a noble's bastard would be given some money to fuck off with and said sword was the usual purchase (along with an officer's commission) to do it. In the industrial era, a decent set of tools, including a long, high-grade mill file (the bastard's file) replaced the hand-a-half sword as the bastard's named implement of note.
 Shay: Heeeerrrrreeeeeee's Joao!
 Annoying Vegan : They killed Kenny!
 sparename: Son of Dean Friedman.. HMHB
Image 253313   06-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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