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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
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 redmonkey3: @Shay - where ?
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Shay: Damnit, why the hell do they keep ruining a perfectly good comic? Nice joke yes, but do yourself a favor and see the original.
 Kaviri: Don't be obtuse, son.
 Prumbo: He's right.
 epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?
 Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.
Image 253287   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Janston
Score:
537
 
 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.
 Ironass: What do you want to bet that feature is no longer available after going to wifey level.
 Amy Housewine: "You should cook in very few clothes! It's not an odd psycho-sexual fetish based around domination, it's just that I genuinely believe that it makes the onions taste nicer. "
 Kaviri: I'm still not convinced.
 Sadbot: @antipatterns You are my moon, my stars, my UberLUX
 Greifer: no refunds!
 Astanapan: I want a 30 days trial of the full package before I commit to such an investment.
 dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?
 antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?
 Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P
Image 253286   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
190
 
 Kaviri: I was break dancing before I could walk.
Image 253285   06-19-18   Uploaded by    steve
Image 253284 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fatman. You have brought shame on us, fatman.
Score:
118
 
 Science: @Side Boob ;)
 antipatterns: @Dr Awkward I've had the same theory however i have not backtraced all the photos to see if theres some original material in his uploads
 antipatterns: i am a sovereign citizen sir you cannot film me give me that camera now
 Shay: The Pig-Masks from Mother 3 are at it again.
 Not A Bot: Makes public toilet anxiety a lot more simple for trans folk.
 dangerkeith3000: That's not a camera, it's a GUN.
 Dr Awkward: I'm 60% confident that @kimjongun is actually Kim Jong Un
 Kaviri: I think he's being watched.
 Side Boob: @Science :thejoke:
 Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.
 FabricMan: @Mr. Shine Stephen Spielberg
 Side Boob: Covert Surveillance of North Korea
 Mr. Shine: Who Photoshopped the gun out and replaced it with a camera?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 253283   06-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
819
 
 Micro Jackson: Close
 FireBreathingMarmot: Cat is 100% yang.
Image 253282   06-19-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
413
 
 dangerkeith3000: That could be anywhere!
 White Rice: Wherever the award ceremony is taking place.
 Robespierre: Las Vegas
 tib gubb: silicon valley, natch
 kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?
 FabricMan: Washington?
 charlemagne: is it london?
Image 253281   06-19-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
178
 
 dangerkeith3000: What N word are they talking about? nvm...I'll go ask my friend Jamal. He knows everything.
 Not A Bot: Someone made this / It did not just suddenly exist / And that is beautiful
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nuggets. Hard to digest, poor nutrition, little epicurean payoff.
 tib gubb: heh... "nards"
 WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.
 Side Boob: @Teechur Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 Teechur: It's one of my trigger words. My stoodints say they "own" it now. I own a trumpet I haven't played in 30 years. I'm trying to negotiate arms-limitation talks.
 necronomicon: Nukes?
 redmonkey3: Neanderthal ? Nougat ? Nitwit ? too many "A-Z words" these days for my damaged brain
Image 253280   06-19-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
622
 
 Kaviri: You've forgotten the most important aspect of the kong, and the puppy would like you to rectify the situation.
Image 253279   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
719
 
 Kaviri: @Not A Bot No, the title was 'Cool Hand Luke'.
 Not A Bot: Grimace Fantasy Handjob
 Science: It's Loss, right?
 brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie
 charlemagne: my girlfriend wants these for pets. the amount she wants rises with the amount she's drunk that evening
 Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.
Image 253278   06-19-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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