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268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

268087  Dr Awkward: This is like that one episode of Futurama. SAD.

268108  wolfpk: Kinky!

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267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.
 Ironass: What do you want to bet that feature is no longer available after going to wifey level.
 Amy Housewine: "You should cook in very few clothes! It's not an odd psycho-sexual fetish based around domination, it's just that I genuinely believe that it makes the onions taste nicer. "
 Kaviri: I'm still not convinced.
 Sadbot: @antipatterns You are my moon, my stars, my UberLUX
 Greifer: no refunds!
 Astanapan: I want a 30 days trial of the full package before I commit to such an investment.
 dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?
 antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?
 Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P
Image 253286   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
190
 
 Kaviri: I was break dancing before I could walk.
Image 253285   06-19-18   Uploaded by    steve
Image 253284 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fatman. Boo, fatman.
Score:
118
 
 Science: @Side Boob ;)
 antipatterns: @Dr Awkward I've had the same theory however i have not backtraced all the photos to see if theres some original material in his uploads
 antipatterns: i am a sovereign citizen sir you cannot film me give me that camera now
 Shay: The Pig-Masks from Mother 3 are at it again.
 Not A Bot: Makes public toilet anxiety a lot more simple for trans folk.
 dangerkeith3000: That's not a camera, it's a GUN.
 Dr Awkward: I'm 60% confident that @kimjongun is actually Kim Jong Un
 Kaviri: I think he's being watched.
 Side Boob: @Science :thejoke:
 Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.
 FabricMan: @Mr. Shine Stephen Spielberg
 Side Boob: Covert Surveillance of North Korea
 Mr. Shine: Who Photoshopped the gun out and replaced it with a camera?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 253283   06-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
819
 
 Micro Jackson: Close
 FireBreathingMarmot: Cat is 100% yang.
Image 253282   06-19-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
413
 
 dangerkeith3000: That could be anywhere!
 White Rice: Wherever the award ceremony is taking place.
 Robespierre: Las Vegas
 tib gubb: silicon valley, natch
 kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?
 FabricMan: Washington?
 charlemagne: is it london?
Image 253281   06-19-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
178
 
 dangerkeith3000: What N word are they talking about? nvm...I'll go ask my friend Jamal. He knows everything.
 Not A Bot: Someone made this / It did not just suddenly exist / And that is beautiful
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nuggets. Hard to digest, poor nutrition, little epicurean payoff.
 tib gubb: heh... "nards"
 WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.
 Side Boob: @Teechur Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 Teechur: It's one of my trigger words. My stoodints say they "own" it now. I own a trumpet I haven't played in 30 years. I'm trying to negotiate arms-limitation talks.
 necronomicon: Nukes?
 redmonkey3: Neanderthal ? Nougat ? Nitwit ? too many "A-Z words" these days for my damaged brain
Image 253280   06-19-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
622
 
 Kaviri: You've forgotten the most important aspect of the kong, and the puppy would like you to rectify the situation.
Image 253279   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
719
 
 Kaviri: @Not A Bot No, the title was 'Cool Hand Luke'.
 Not A Bot: Grimace Fantasy Handjob
 Science: It's Loss, right?
 brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie
 charlemagne: my girlfriend wants these for pets. the amount she wants rises with the amount she's drunk that evening
 Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.
Image 253278   06-19-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
756
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Acting out b/c they cut him off at the salad bar.
 Robespierre: Blobfish evolving
 Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately
 Ironass: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy the other is a little lighter.
 redmonkey3: Future apex predator is so Cute!
 Dr Awkward: Mlem
Image 253277   06-19-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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