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258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

258199  Robespierre: Viciousness isn't born, it's made

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258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

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Score:
190
 
 Kaviri: I was break dancing before I could walk.
Image 253285   06-19-18   Uploaded by    steve
Image 253284 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fatman. Boo, fatman.
Score:
118
 
 Science: @Side Boob ;)
 antipatterns: @Dr Awkward I've had the same theory however i have not backtraced all the photos to see if theres some original material in his uploads
 antipatterns: i am a sovereign citizen sir you cannot film me give me that camera now
 Shay: The Pig-Masks from Mother 3 are at it again.
 Not A Bot: Makes public toilet anxiety a lot more simple for trans folk.
 dangerkeith3000: That's not a camera, it's a GUN.
 Dr Awkward: I'm 60% confident that @kimjongun is actually Kim Jong Un
 Kaviri: I think he's being watched.
 Side Boob: @Science :thejoke:
 Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.
 FabricMan: @Mr. Shine Stephen Spielberg
 Side Boob: Covert Surveillance of North Korea
 Mr. Shine: Who Photoshopped the gun out and replaced it with a camera?
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 253283   06-19-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
819
 
 Micro Jackson: Close
 FireBreathingMarmot: Cat is 100% yang.
Image 253282   06-19-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
413
 
 dangerkeith3000: That could be anywhere!
 White Rice: Wherever the award ceremony is taking place.
 Robespierre: Las Vegas
 tib gubb: silicon valley, natch
 kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?
 FabricMan: Washington?
 charlemagne: is it london?
Image 253281   06-19-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
178
 
 dangerkeith3000: What N word are they talking about? nvm...I'll go ask my friend Jamal. He knows everything.
 Not A Bot: Someone made this / It did not just suddenly exist / And that is beautiful
 FireBreathingMarmot: Nuggets. Hard to digest, poor nutrition, little epicurean payoff.
 tib gubb: heh... "nards"
 WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.
 Side Boob: @Teechur Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 Teechur: It's one of my trigger words. My stoodints say they "own" it now. I own a trumpet I haven't played in 30 years. I'm trying to negotiate arms-limitation talks.
 necronomicon: Nukes?
 redmonkey3: Neanderthal ? Nougat ? Nitwit ? too many "A-Z words" these days for my damaged brain
Image 253280   06-19-18   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
622
 
 Kaviri: You've forgotten the most important aspect of the kong, and the puppy would like you to rectify the situation.
Image 253279   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
719
 
 Kaviri: @Not A Bot No, the title was 'Cool Hand Luke'.
 Not A Bot: Grimace Fantasy Handjob
 Science: It's Loss, right?
 brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie
 charlemagne: my girlfriend wants these for pets. the amount she wants rises with the amount she's drunk that evening
 Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.
Image 253278   06-19-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
756
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Acting out b/c they cut him off at the salad bar.
 Robespierre: Blobfish evolving
 Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately
 Ironass: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy the other is a little lighter.
 redmonkey3: Future apex predator is so Cute!
 Dr Awkward: Mlem
Image 253277   06-19-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
384
 
 Kaviri: Oh Christ, for a second I thought they were corpses.
 brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick
 Bohab: @redmonkey3 life is never easy for a stepparent
 redmonkey3: That kitties life is hell
 Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion
Image 253276   06-19-18   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
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