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273214  fanny: There's a Chuck Tingle title that goes with this I bet...

273201  Butcherboy: Like you and me dont both know@Mr. Butt

273227  sparename: Phwoar.. Look at that bird's arse!

273213  Prostata: lol dongs

273227  Peter Pantsless: Guess what

273218  Sadbot: British chefs always crack me up. Your cultural cooking background is boiling things and putting jam in rolls. All the best food in the UK came from France or India

273193  Not A Bot: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T SLEEP AT NIGHT

273215  well duh: African cooking; my wife works with several Sudanese people, she's brought me home stew that looks like this. Quite tasty, but the eggs do take on an interesting (very firm) texture.

273115  a robot: Your 7 year old says "fuck?"

273211  FabricMan: Doesn't compare well with #273213

273211  Dr Awkward: I had to do a double take on this dildo

273160  Dr Awkward: She seems nice

273163  Dr Awkward: @trelyate like losing eyeglasses, or a flashlight in the dark

273215  Sadbot: "Does chili have eggs?" isn't an argument I've started...yet

273194  Disclosure: I liked the original Petit Prince better.

273214  Sadbot: The fuck do I care if I'm dead

273185  a robot: But RSPCA is UK or Australia, I thought? But Atlanta?? I doubt the veracity of this anecdote.

273201  antipatterns: @Mr. Butt you mean Super Mario 64?

273190  a robot: Thanks for the funny email, grandma

273192  a robot: Life imitates art oi63.tinypic.com/…

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272984 Micro Jackson: I could live here

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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redpeepee uploaded 272760 (762 points)
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15. Shay: 1647 points
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Score:
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 some guy : Bird Up!
 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Wish I was that healthy. Lately mine are full of Shoe Goo.
 Side Boob: Welp. You got birds.
 Not A Bot: Yeah, fuck you too grandpa
 TurkeyVulture: Put a bird on it.
 Knice: The resbirdory system.
 dobbiesdoogs: make a little birdhouse in your lungs
 Mr. Shine: Well THERE'S yer problem!
 Bagels: Your lungs sound good
Image 253256   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
684
 
 Mr. Shine: ;-p
Image 253255   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
550
 
 Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!
 lecj07: Frrt!
 Mr. Shine: Sh!ttles. Taste the rainbow!
Image 253254   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
651
 
 jazzjunkie: @Mr. Shine I've long suspected imagebot has trouble finding dupes among images already in the queue...
 addend: Catch the World Cup fever!
 TurkeyVulture: I thought the kids were doomed, but they are still ok.
 Robespierre: It must be the Luck of the Shiny, @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: Wow, mine posted 13 images after a duplicate.
Image 253253   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
745
 
 Ironass: So much floof!
Image 253252   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
549
 
 Side Boob: Hope he sent out enough pamphlets.
 redmonkey3: Rise Up! my fellow borfks!
Image 253251   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
637
 
 Amy Housewine: When Ric Flair is your teacher, it doesn't really seem out of place for there to be exotic animals in the classroom.
 Robespierre: Nice gape
 Not A Bot: But that would make her name 'h- oh, I get it.
 Mr. Shine: "Uh, it's a Service Cougar. "
Image 253250   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
598
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: News to me.
 Knice: @a robot This is why I love you.
 tib gubb: in trump's america, roast beef owns you!
 Teechur: @a robot You know how old I was when I found out that there are lies on the internet? i was today years old
 a robot: I can't believe someone would do this, just go on the internet and tell lies.
 a robot: A five-second search of the interwebs has informed me that "R.B." stands for "Raffel Brothers," as in Forrest and Leroy Raffel, who founded that particular gross sandwich chain
Image 253249   06-18-18   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
659
 
 Xeno: Why do those dinosaurs have sauropod bodies and therapod heads? Do not like.
 wolfpk: Flintstones, meet the Flintstone, they're the modern Stone Age anime.
 kensin: I wonder if my boss would let me have a Dino chair?
 Teechur: Must be Bring Your Dinosaur to Work day.
Image 253248   06-18-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
177
 
 Science: Costs $900 without insurance
 Not A Bot: Brings a whole new meaning to 'tappen dat ass'.
 tib gubb: apparently it's also used for bacterial sinusitis... good to know
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers I don't know why they don't put their slogan on the bottle: "Vanquishes Styes With Vigah!" Maybe there's not enough room, or something...
 Mr. Whiskers: I used it as well. Then I kept the leftovers for the occasional styes. It worked so good, though slightly stingey.
Image 253247   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
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