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268413  WannaBee: Yea, ok. Run for the boat!

268397  VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response

268397  VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!

268399  VoR: ..is typing

268414  Mad Collager: Looks like he's putin' on some weight.

268406  VoR: @Eleftheros Dammit I was fixated on the letters too!

268411  VoR: Horny horse got wood.

268412  VoR: I hate it when managers force you to see things at their level.

268418  VoR: C for yourself

268428  Wet farts: I dont think I'd be mad if this kitten threw up on my rug... yes, I've had a cat

268282  copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405  KyleisBobDole: Hell yeah Persona 3 rules

268393  fanny: a gay friend of mine loved Hanson when she was young because she thought they were girls. she was crushed when she found out they aren't.

268330  copunter: muthafukin Double HIGH density MF2HD

268417  Side Boob: I ate a whole pizza once.

268297  AFanOfSprite: @BavidDowie lolol!

268405  AdaMan: Well technically the rule is don't put your finger on the trigger unless your weapon is pointed at something you want to shoot...

268416  WannaBee: Must be the same place that Clifford came from.

268410  AdaMan: Seems legit

268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

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267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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Score:
177
 
 Science: Costs $900 without insurance
 Not A Bot: Brings a whole new meaning to 'tappen dat ass'.
 tib gubb: apparently it's also used for bacterial sinusitis... good to know
 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers I don't know why they don't put their slogan on the bottle: "Vanquishes Styes With Vigah!" Maybe there's not enough room, or something...
 Mr. Whiskers: I used it as well. Then I kept the leftovers for the occasional styes. It worked so good, though slightly stingey.
Image 253247   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mextreme Enchirito
Score:
554
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 253246   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
867
 
 raditzu: Fluffy! Not fat!
 BavidDowie: Don't be shelfish
 Robespierre: Density detected
 Sandor: ...and that's the last thing I remember seeing until I woke up in the hospital
Image 253245   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
503
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm pretty sure they meant you. *You're* a good dog.
 Ironass: There, there. You'll catch the mailman next time.
Image 253244   06-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
262
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 253243   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
571
 
 Warrax: Spread some cheese on this broke ass cracker.
 necronomicon: This image made me drop my phone and now my screen has the exact same pattern.
 Robespierre: I seen 'em. They're out there.
 Butcherboy: Hey that one is shaped like Colorado
Image 253242   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
572
 
 Side Boob: Catnip for everyone!
 lecj07: Rare behind the scenes footage from Chinese Buffet?
 Not A Bot: Butt pirates
Image 253241   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Chinese Buffet
Score:
345
 
 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P
 Mr. Shine: @lecj07 she's the one who kicked it.
 lecj07: That little girl in the back right knows that grandpa Fabrizio will not be pleased.
 Robespierre: This is Italy. Where interrupting the match is not looked upon kindly.
 TurkeyVulture: Those kids are doomed.
 Mr. Shine: Holy crap @Side Boob I literally posted this same thing at #253253. Who's driving this Spaceship?!
 Mr. Shine: *KER-BLAMMO*
 Passive: TO BE CONTINUED
 Shay: Hmmm, Sid I think that's a soccer ball coming at us. I think you're right Tim. Yup, yup.
Image 253240   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
284
 
 Bill Rye: feed them to me instead
 Zaxxoff: AHHH IM AN ALLIGATOR AAAAAAHHHH MY CHEST HURTS
 Xeno: Well, I wouldn't, except that you brought it up.
 TaintJuice: Brought to you by Damnweek Fish and Wildlife Service.
 piranharama: Yeah, dont even think about it, Florida man!
 Fiveninety: diagram below to depict what feeding hallucinogens to the alligators might look like
 Not A Bot: hoof capsule at it's finest
Image 253239   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
489
 
 jochenau: @2Berries Well the candy cane has to go in the right hand and the boy has to be in the lead, so I don't know what you expect...
 2Berries: Stupid dumn assholes being jerks
Image 253238   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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