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258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

258199  Robespierre: Viciousness isn't born, it's made

258202  Robespierre: Live larf, loaf

258204  Robespierre: Yeahhhhhh

258205  Robespierre: There ain't no party like a perception party, but this one is just plain BAD

258241  Scoo: You should try face-swapping them!

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. bromide: 1708 points
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14. trumpet: 1630 points
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Score:
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 Jesse P: And will I remember the answer later?
 dangerkeith3000: there's your sign.
Image 253201   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
535
 
Image 253200   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
491
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Daaaaamn, girl, you got all that and birds to clean your ears?! You can wallow in my mud puddle any time.
 wolfpk: I'm not falling for this again! That's an African rino! Indian rinos are the unicorns!
 VoR: And one horn
 a sedated moose: @TurkeyVulture people are awful.
 TurkeyVulture: Rapidly becoming as rare as the skinny unicorns.
Image 253199   06-18-18   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
329
 
 Robespierre: Precipitously, even
 Psymon: @Not A Bot Is that anything like Non-Euclidean?
 Not A Bot: "Have you ever tried ... Non-Newtonian?"
Image 253198   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
596
 
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want...
 Warrax: Board? Go play outside.
 fanny: The Log and Winding Road
 2Berries: I friend broke his neck riding a path vwry similar to this
Image 253197   06-18-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
806
 
 Jesse P: Mufasa and Simba
 Dr Awkward: Everything the light touches is our kingdom
 Shay: "Damn you're small."
 TurkeyVulture: Happy belated father's Day.
 2Berries: Just relax, that damn monkwy will be by to pick you up in just a moment
 Side Boob: Yes, son. You are fierce too!
Image 253196   06-18-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
306
 
 addend: And you installed cameras to watch /that/?
 Not A Bot: Shit, I was gonna have artichokes on my lunch panini :(
 TurkeyVulture: Imma gonna go ahead and call this victim blaming.
 Mr. Shine: @fanny ugh. Classic Kevin.
 fanny: damnit kevin!
Image 253195   06-18-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
221
 
 Wooden Spoon: They have the Australia label like that because Australians will be looking at it upside down.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Weather sealed against venom, ocean water, and extreme heat.
Image 253194   06-18-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
284
 
 Jesse P: Before and After
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 253193   06-18-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
104
 
 The Turks: @Wooden Spoon Looool
 Wooden Spoon: We always called this The Asshole Tax
 VeeKay: God, I hope I never see my obnoxious fees on one invoice.
Image 253192   06-18-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
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