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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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 Frold Brombies: Reading is fun-da-mental!
 Juld Drumongo: @hajjpodge :D
 Flerb Flumupert: @Mr. Butt
 Burb Flumopert: Logo looks kinda like a toilet. They knew.
 Rold Drumungo: thinkin bout those beans.
 Lamp Albombies: Lol ya
Image 252861   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Trorb Dampumple
Score:
154
 
 Frumpo Brumbies: @Spazstatic sad and true in the USA
 Guft Drumombies: @some guy also some schools
 Rald Brongus: They are also mandatory in factory and warehouse jobs where the contents must be visible to prevent internal theft.
 Rift Flumumple: We have one of these for beach use. They let the sand drain out. Very handy.
Image 252860   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Flump Cremongus
Score:
905
 
 Thang Pluble: yeaaaaaaah....lick my balls
 Crarm Cremombies: Needs to be brought home in one of those mesh backpacks . Told you they were handy.
 Rimpo Brongus: Red sky at night, doggo's delight
Image 252859   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Darm Bropert
Score:
600
 
 Jirm Drumoble: @Mad Collager I usually use beam in reference to being teleported to the Friendly Spaceship
 Vople Grunopert: @Dick Inspector Ooh! Next time I say something subtly to someone, I may just say, conspiratorially, "If you catch my symantic drift.".
 Jelm Albongo: @Mad Collager The fancy term for the reason is semantic drift.
 Flerm Horpungo: @Dick Inspector That's very cool! I wonder why the English only use "beam" to refer to timbers that go cross-wise.
 Vilm Fluble: @redmonkey3 It is actually a corruption of Bumgardner, and the 'Bum' part is a corruption of German 'Baum' (tree) that happened during immigration. Baum is incidentally also cognate with Englsh 'beam'.
 Buwn Ploble: Aren't you a little short for a chicken nugget scientist?
 Thurbo Flombies: Read as "BumGardener" - is the crop good this season ?
Image 252858   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gift Flupert
Score:
439
 
 Flengo Rempombies: @Air Biscuit of course, in my dog's case, after thousands of generations of forging him into a hunting tool, hundreds of generations of fine-tuning his guarding abilities, and dozens of generations of selective breeding for pit fighting . . . He's been laying across my belly for a week to make me feel better while I've been sick.
 Frurt Drumungus: Turning dogs into police / army, navy, air force, marine, coast guard operatives is wrong ? Maybe better ?
 Haple Grunumple: @Lantry @TurkeyVulture @redmonkey3 i agree with vulture, that was kinda how we got them to be our friends in the first place.
 Gorb Grumple: @Lantry also, that particular nature has been being turned into a hunting and defenseman weapon for like 14,000 years.
 Jorm Plumbies: sorry, didn't mean to sound like a sanctimonious one-upper
 Pump Rempombies: guns are made from metal that is mined out of the Earth, and we descended from monkeys. the distinction between "mankind" and "nature" is an arbitrary one; it's all one big system. Violence of any kind is bad.
 Merb Rempongus: Turning nature into weapons is Wrong, imo
Image 252857   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gango Flumuble
Score:
508
 
 Berbo Brungo: @Mad Collager good question and I don't know the answer. You could use a one-way valve and have an exhaust though.
 Hungo Cremumbies: @Mad Collager @Teechur just wear a fin hat then.
 Lerb Brongo: @Teechur You could even rig the snorkel to breath through the fin, though I don't know if the physics would allow you to get a breath from a tube that long.
 Crimp Albumbies: I would totally snorkel through here with a fin tied to my back.
 Down Brombies: Buffet!
Image 252856   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gengo Brongus
Score:
514
 
 Trawn Grunungo: Maybe if you position some fans just rught...
 Cramp Dampumple: @redmonkey3 DON'T want to meet anyone who tried and couldn't.
 Flarbo Grunumple: Anybody who can control gravity like that needs an Avengers interview
 Girt Drumumbies: Want to meet someone who can
 Thango Broble: if you can, you should
 Puld Dampupert: Urino position to issue such orders.
 Triple Dampumple: Demonstrating Gravity Wazzes
Image 252855   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Gamp Albungo
Score:
692
 
 Flirt Plopert: I'm the captain now.
 Domp Grunombies: You ready to go night-night??!?
 Fruft Flungus: genuinely finding the innocent look in the child eyes upsetting
 Vuld Plemungo: @artfulcodger that's my line!
 Purb Flungus: stitches for snitches
 Jorb Dampomple: my dudes
 Horb Plupert: Only dreams now
 Trongo Grupert: Small children are basically animals, anyway.
Image 252854   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Herbo Grunumbies
Score:
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 Flurm Plungo: @redmonkey3 animal farm, by george orwell
 Murbo Morpopert: @charlemagne - what from ? Sounds very fam but cant place
 Dort Gropert: the creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again, but already it was impossible to say which was which
Image 252853   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Rurt Flumongo
Score:
257
 
 Varb Drumungus: Is this that Nissan delivery stunt?
Image 252852   06-16-18   Uploaded by    Pimp Flongo
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