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273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

273223  uncannie: your doctor is kind of young, yeah?

273253  Knice: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the mew.

273247  Joseph: This is bullshit, babies sleep a lot you just need to change your schedule a bit.

273241  DrNinjaman: Mother...

273252  DrNinjaman: Shai-hulud comes!

273212  addend: Hand me the reins. We're going for a ride.

273213  addend: Is it a massage chair? Asking for a friend.

273222  addend: "You're crushing my hand!" / "You're crushing /my/ hand!"

273223  addend: "I'm 40 percent British steel."

273245  addend: *smooch*

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273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

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273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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Score:
390
 
 Derp Herpigan: #23 It's gonna be a long bathroom break
 Mr Bleak: #22 Passing the time until you can go home.
 piranharama: #21 Stalking your ex on social media
 Spazstatic: #20 still more cat pictures
 Spazstatic: #19 dog pictures
 Side Boob: #18 :files:
 grizzly: #17 Sharing info with my newsgroup!
 Micro Jackson: #16 Revenge
 dangerkeith3000: #15 Profit.
 fanny: #14 ???
 Side Boob: #13 Vapid posting on social media
 Air Biscuit: 12. Aggro-gator
 Teechur: Self-diagnosing that hangnail into terminal hand cancer.
 Mad Collager: @Yam #11 Pornographic Cat Poetry (purrverse).
 Yam: #10 Porn Cats (fur affinity)
 Robespierre: #9 Worse opinions
 tib gubb: #bad. just bad.
 Knice: #8 Leaving a comment. Just a short one, even.
 Sandor: #7 cat pictures
 FabricMan: #6 Fake news
 FabricMan: #5 Pirated media
 Mexico: #4 Terrible opinions
 Mexico: #3 Ill-advised posting
 Side Boob: #2 Cat pictures
 Side Boob: #1 Porn
Image 252458   06-13-18   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
622
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 252457   06-13-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
644
 
 KEKOEKEOEK: ughhhhhhh
 DrinkMixMan: Mama mia. I guess I'll-a be cleaning my own pipes a-tonight!
 Yam: Me too, princess
 Ihminen: A missing panel where Waluigi barges in to the room and all 3 of them swoon in to his long gangly arms
 a robot: Don't worry Mario, you always have Toad and/or Bowser
Image 252456   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
158
 
 grace: i lolled irl at this @barfolomew
 Dr Awkward: This makes me uncomfortable.
 Robespierre: Sounds like the time is ripe to bring this question to daytime television. Audience?
 Scoo: Is one of them named Lupus? Because it's never Lupus.
 Prostata: TMI, lady. TMI.
 barfolomew: Yet gonna see that, a-yep.
Image 252455   06-13-18   Uploaded by    skatermario
Image 252454 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by No Penguins Allowed. We'll pray for you, No Penguins Allowed.
Score:
237
 
 Sadpygmy: Thanks for the tip off
 Micro Jackson: My decision for circumcision got nothing but derision from the uncut division who abhor that small incision though it was a personal decision
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo Haha, I'm just picturing an alternate universe where people need to get a foreskin trimming at the barber every month or so because it just keeps growing.
 WTF: @Greifer Actually he was so distraught he had some regrafted back on.
 Robespierre: A little too focused, I'd say
 Scoo: Don't ever shave, cut your hair, or trim your nails either!
 wolfpk: Bad news; being circumcised is not the reason you can't get laid!
 jochenau: Why are there even that many bumper stickers about this issue?
 FabricMan: "A cruel ripoff" LOL
 Mr. Butt: Somebody really loves smegma.
 Side Boob: I too feel strongly about Things. However, I've learned to keep my opinions to myself.
 tib gubb: you know, a simple "i 3 penis" would have been fine
 Prostata: Just guessing they took a little too much off the top here
 dangerkeith3000: Live. Laugh. Love.
 Greifer: ok we get it you have a foreskin
Image 252453   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
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 Micro Jackson: Small compensation for freakishly short legs
 Dorb: The grass is greener under my wiener.
 obama: God, Carl. TMI! TMI!
 Beer 30: Same.
Image 252452   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
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 fanny: I've never seen a pug that looks like this. It's even more hideous than a normal pug.
 mammal883: This little puppers looks a bit like the Rancor from Return of the Jedi!
 dangerkeith3000: Is its head on upside-down?
Image 252451   06-13-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
517
 
 dangerkeith3000: Welcome to Detroit, bitch.
Image 252450   06-13-18   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
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 Teechur: @Robespierre Does the carpel match the drupes?
 Micro Jackson: Stay the fuck away, veggies! Meat only!
 Robespierre: @Teechur Are they drupes? Asking for a friend.
 Teechur: Pumpkins are technically fruits.
 tib gubb: remember, timmy - if it had the chance, that pumpkin would kill you, and everyone you care about.
 a robot: Except a pumpkin doesn't HAVE a face until we carve one into it. Sloppy reporting, Colbert
 dangerkeith3000: Foreskin is not a birth defect.
 Mexico: Vegetables: America's most treacherous enemy.
Image 252449   06-13-18   Uploaded by    The Turks
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