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253613  White Rice: I was looking for the Obvious Plant logo, but coupdn't see it on the water box. I do appreciate the "drink slowly" warning.

253608  Not A Bot: Not only that, but the campfire won't stay lit.

253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

253622  Amy Housewine: Shout out the Gingerbread Massive

253622  Dr Awkward: I don't know how good cookies are at DJing, but it's gotta be better than Skrillex, right?

253632  EndlessVanity: Silly me I got the Wyoming one...

253627  Side Boob: If those are by depth, this is a great idea.

253621  VoR: I am not a number! Im a free man, puppet.

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 some guy : @DrNinjaman that WOULD be fully lit, fam.
 tib gubb: what in the actual fuck is going on, here. @Dreforian @DrNinjaman you guys are on notice
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian I did mean the terminator when I referred to a shadow in my initial comment, since the lighting of the rest of the scene makes it look like a shadow cast from overhead. It is the way the scene is internally consistent with the lighting angles, but totally wrong for what it is presented as that I was trying to point out. Of course, the real scene would involve the astronauts crouching behind something and reaching out of the shadow with the frying pan tipped sideways to cook their eggs, so we can probably just chalk this up to artistic license. I'd also like to point out that my first post was very concise.
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian I forgive you.
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman I assumed you meant the more obvious dark/light contrast. I didn't think you were referring to the more object-specific shadows. And I wanted to pretend I knew something about something, if only briefly. Forgive me! @Side Boob A reference to back up your claim?!? Don't assault me with your logic!
 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob Pedantic as I wanna be. Their space suits are unrealistic as well, but I don't want to nitpick.
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman BTW, diggin' on yer yelp of indignation - "What?"
 Robespierre: @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, as Earth is flat.
 Side Boob: Pedantry on the internet! UNPOSSIBLE!
 DrNinjaman: being the tallest thing on the horizon would be fully lit and every bit as hot as the eggs in the pan. Think of the prison planet on Chronicles of Riddick. These guys are clearly sitting under a massive parking structure or highway overpass.
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian @Robespierre What? Unless this is some "Flat-Mercury" theory I'm not sure I follow. The fact that Mercury has minimal topographical variation from a perfect sphere supports my previous comment. Yes, there would be a fairly distict terminator. Yes, the atmosphere is thin. That's the point. The right side shows a shit load of sky light, and the ground is clearly lit by light coming down from almost directly overhead, as shown by the shadow of the frying pan. The figures in the suits on the left are clearly not in direct sunlight. They are only illuminated by refected light. If this were accurate, at the terminator they would be in direct sunlight, all the more so because Mercury is flat. This is because the light would be hitting them from the right side and they, being the talles
 Side Boob: Mercury isn't tidally locked. We used to think it was, but we now know it isn't. astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/20307/how-is-mercury-tidally-locked-if-the-ratio-is-not-11/…
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman Robespierre is correct. However in your scenario, the Sun would also have to be be flat and pointed exclusively at Mercury for the light rays to be "horizontal" to all points on one hemisphere. Assuming the Sun and Mercury are spherical, there would be a clear day/night boundary due to the curvature of the planet (where the planet starts curving away from the light rays, even horizontal ones). The contrast would also be harsher on Mercury than on Earth because Mercury has a thinner atmosphere and therefore less pre-"dawn" twilight. There is still some movie magic going on in this scene however.
 Robespierre: @Dreforian @DrNinjaman Mercury is flat, rendering your logic faulty..
 DrNinjaman: @Dreforian Yeah, but it wouldn't look like that. The sunlight at the terminator would be horizontal. This image would require the astronauts to be at basically local noon, but be in the shadow of some enormous thing.
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman Er I mean...memes. Yes. Our memes will blot out the sun!
 Dreforian: @DrNinjaman That's the side of the planet facing away from the sun. Mercury is tidal-locked so the same hemisphere is always pointed directly at the sun, creating extreme opposite temps and the border featured in this lovely travel ad.
 DrNinjaman: What is casting that shadow?
 WannaBee: @WannaBee whoops I meant Mercury
 WannaBee: This looks like a postcard. Welcome to Mars!
 DrinkMixMan: However, it has no moons over your hammy
Image 252390   06-12-18   Uploaded by    magicmormon
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 john dough: Go back to Europe... so this site can ban you.
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 jochenau: 40319.9 furlongs/fortnight
Image 252389   06-12-18   Uploaded by    9inchfails
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 Teechur: I would need to use my pinky to boop that snoot.
Image 252388   06-12-18   Uploaded by    reply
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 Robespierre: I love the Philippines - or wherever this is.
 addend: (An agglomeration of plastic bags and bottles floats by.)
 DrNinjaman: Everything looks better with a fisheye lens.
 DrinkMixMan: *Sigh* That's pretty beautiful. I guess.
 Nope: Neat
Image 252387   06-12-18   Uploaded by    redrex
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 DrNinjaman: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out.
 Urn BooUrn: Nice try, Doug.
Image 252386   06-12-18   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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 tib gubb: you can make a min-pin pickle, but you can't dog a butthole... wait...
 Robespierre: Pickle Rick rides again
 Amy Housewine: That's a strange apple.
 addend: Just out of frame: sandwich bread and deli mustard.
 Air Biscuit: Another tale from the crypt keeper.
 Scoo: Pickleback
 PenguinBartender: Cats love it!
Image 252385   06-12-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
481
 
 Ironass: What a bunch of dicks!
 Nope: No no no I'm a car speicalist thats Asian...
Image 252384   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
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 petepuma: just about inflated to the correct PSI
 Dr Awkward: Kim Jong Seagall
 DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to think he doesn't carrot all about his body image.
 Warrax: Nice photoshop, replacing the usual corn dog with a carrot.
 OldKentuckyShark: "Eh, what's up, Doc?" - Steven Seagall
Image 252383   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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 Side Boob: Moo?
 Warrax: This french dip is a little under done.
 Starky15: Pool full of pure methane. Sweet
Image 252382   06-12-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 Robespierre: @jochenau It's not so much that it rains sideways ... oh, never mind
 Dreforian: Here Lies the Yellow Submarine.
 jochenau: It literally does rain sideways sometimes...
Image 252381   06-12-18   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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