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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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10. dangerkeith3000



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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
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11. Cyka: 1482 points
12. frenk: 1474 points
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Score:
259
 
 a robot: Christopher is like 45 years old now
 Spazstatic: I thought this was an office "going away" card except for the mom and dad part, and yellow text.
 Donut: AND THAT STUFFED RABBIT IS PATHETIC AS YOUR ACCRUED DEBT!
 Knice: @Not A Bot wat
 Not A Bot: Life was grand before the ESRB.
Image 251738   06-08-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
374
 
 Donut: "No. No. Doggo need no help. Doggo will use this as life lesson. This situation will come again, Doggo is sure of it."
 Austin: No ragrets
Image 251737   06-08-18   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
69
 
 sparename: Ready Brek
 Donut: Shining fingeeeeeeers!
 Zaxxoff: the next doctor?
 OldKentuckyShark: Obviously not the hand he wipes with
Image 251736   06-08-18   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
719
 
 Donut: "Doggo has composed his master thesis on the rug. Okay, Doggo lies. Doggo just pooped on the rug. Doggo apologizes for the deception, but it is your fault since you put the hat on Doggo."
Image 251735   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
629
 
 Donut: "Your photos bore Doggo, human. Bring me steak or Doggo savages your tennis shoes."
 Chest Rockwell: Better start saving for new carpet.
 Annoying Vegan : You heard a noise? From over there?
Image 251734   06-08-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
292
 
 Snix: Ah yes, my favorite kind of letter head: one without any information other than a hastily googled logo.
 Spazstatic: Also, I could swear I've seen this nearly verbatim for several other companies.
 Donut: Maybe you should have sent the money to Alan instead of Elizabeth.
 Spazstatic: Hashtag ThisTotallyHappened
 dangerkeith3000: British people can be so polite. Even when they are calling you an asshole.
Image 251733   06-08-18   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
596
 
 Robespierre: Not gruntled in the least
 AlexDeLarge: You can have a ferengi as a pet?
 Springbok: Lord Krang disapproves of this fluffy sherbet nonsense.
 dangerkeith3000: I see brain.
Image 251732   06-08-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
180
 
 99.9 Percent: People. What a bunch of bastards.
 Butcherboy: This happens all the time. People will eat the cooked food before they leave the store. Its not like eating a grape people
Image 251731   06-08-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
475
 
 Donut: "Doggo can see beyond space and time, human. WHY HAVE YOU NOT PETTED DOGGO YET?"
 Scoo: Doggles
Image 251730   06-08-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
294
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Butcherboy I showed up early for my reservation. So I was in the right rong place, but at the wrong time.
 a robot: Oh sorry, I was looking for the Wong's place
 2Berries: When its Rong it's right
 Mexico: Hello, and welcome to the Rong Restaurant! I'm Ron Restaurant, owner of the Rong Restaurant!
 Butcherboy: Youve come to the rong place
Image 251729   06-08-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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