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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
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 6. piratepom: 1839 points
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10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
665
 
 Ironass: Beerlympics
 tib gubb: gettin' swoll
 Shay: Now chug.
 Telkwa: Ja! Ja! Heidi
 Micro Jackson: This looks like my version of The Bachelor
 VeeKay: Stop or I drink you under the table
 Dresdenkeogh: Facing off with a bunch of muscular women deadlifting Ben Stein
 Yam: Im way into this.
 Robespierre: Beauty of Oktoberfest
 WTF: St. Pauli Girl training. They start with a single stein and go from there.
Image 251140   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
265
 
 tib gubb: for when you have to punish your kids, but you're also hungry
 dangerkeith3000: *sigh* Millennials...
 Dresdenkeogh: Ask about our pinkeye
 Robespierre: EVERYONE eats ass when dining at Golden Corral
 WTF: But kids eat ass for free at Denny's.
Image 251139   06-05-18   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
699
 
 savvoy: @mammal883 Bass flute
 carpwoman: @mexican - No, we are the BEST.
 Throwbot: New Dark Souls 4 image leaked
 Mr. Shine: @mexican *best
 Air Biscuit: Wonder how many tubas he had to slay to make this armor set.
 Dresdenkeogh: I really wanna hit the bell of that horn. Then he would be the Wizard of tinnitus.
 AlexDeLarge: Pyramid Head's geeky little brother
 Yam: @mammal883 Id guess a music stand. Maybe a drum stand
 mammal883: What's the sword made from?
 mexican: Band nerds are the worst
Image 251138   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
207
 
 Mr. Shine: We sell those "hernia ball" squeeze toys. They are gross.
 Air Biscuit: Dye the rainbow
Image 251137   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
256
 
 Booty Kicker: Is that a stain?
 Cyka: Awesome
 HighCactus: Same
 Telkwa: As pure as the driven snow.
 addend: Must keep engine running at gas station, of course.
 Teechur: @Teechur vvv There. I stated it.
 Teechur: Police.
 Hyphae: You accidentally reversed those two words
Image 251136   06-05-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
694
 
 Robespierre: Death From Above
 PenguinBartender: If I *ow* fits, I *ow* sits *ow*.
Image 251135   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
877
 
 Mr Bleak: Damnit! I had half a dozen doves up there!
 Zukero: IS that the beautiful people fisting I've been hearing about ?
 Ironass: Nothing up my sleeve... Presto!
 PenguinBartender: @tane I think I would actually play this game.
 UnknownSample: See, nothing up my slee...
 Sadbot: "What ho, Feline Wizard?" "I cast cat!"
 tane: Assassin's Squee
 Apple IIe: First draft of the Wolverine character still needed some tweaking.
Image 251134   06-05-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
623
 
 Spazstatic: But I did
 Air Biscuit: Why do people always try to tell you that you cant do what you just did?
 AlexDeLarge: Don't do what Donny Don't does
 dangerkeith3000: Finally The Family Circus has quality content.
 flatluigi: Gene Belcher lost weight
 Side Boob: ...or can you?
Image 251133   06-05-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
757
 
 addend: "Perched atop a cactus? That's pretty badass."
Image 251132   06-05-18   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
507
 
 copunter: good ol' rock
 Hyphae: As long as it's not rap-rock, we are good. The only thing rap-rock beats is country-hip-hop
 dangerkeith3000: OWNED
Image 251131   06-05-18   Uploaded by    matos
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