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258357  grizzly: Yomp!

258413  Peter Pantsless: This is my kink

258391  Teechur: @kimjongun A heartbroken tofu yo

258406  grizzly: Cheesy AF

258405  Mr. Whiskers: Thats the animal they test mascara on

258402  Mr. Whiskers: @Robespierre Thats just what I expect a brainless dong fiddle like you to say.

258413  space: let the chaos begin

258413  blue shoes: The new Nicolas Cage?

258413  dirtstick: What sin can a man commit in a single lifetime

258402  Robespierre: Actually, "atomic knob vacuum" sounds more like a compliment for those of a certain ilk.

258368  Robespierre: (which is turning out to be more like the Trump Temporary Employment Agency)

258322  Robespierre: Guess the state.

258330  Robespierre: There's some kinda ad running on the TdF prime time coverage that features a One Direction song. Gawd, does it suck.

258331  Robespierre: Bite Me: Here Is How It Works

258340  Robespierre: Shrug-O-Rama kickin' off strong

258341  Robespierre: A legitimate synopsis of the state of American politics today

258343  Robespierre: Clearly, he beats his wife

258345  Robespierre: The Earless Wonder

258350  Robespierre: Alive with pleasure

258354  Robespierre: Hongo killer

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4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258337 itskando: Yogurt. Just plain yogurt.

258270 berlin: me too

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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15. Solemn: 1640 points
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Score:
559
 
 Felicity: Eek, mind spiders
 Otterman: ...what was in there?
 UnknownSample: Hello Ma'am, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Cesar Millan?
 Bluetocracy: It's a flying dog!
 barfolomew: More ear than dog.
Image 251129   06-05-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
362
 
 a robot: @Bluetocracy Snoop has collaborated with what seems like literally everyone at this point, so why not a Korean girl band? He did a song with Psy for fucks sake
 Bluetocracy: Snoop Dogg shows his true range as a musician by joining a girl band.
Image 251128   06-05-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
206
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Her coach strongly urged her to change out of her first choice of T-shirt: "Of course we are all doped to the gills - what are you, stupid?!"
 a robot: Sounds like something someone who does doping would say
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman I, too, wear mine ironically.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob . . .since this morning?
 Bluetocracy: What is 'ZA'? And 'I don't do doping'? well, no. She gets doped by her coach(es). She just does drugs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: duh. when i wear my D.A.R.E shirt im getting completely obliterated.
 Dr Awkward: To be fair, it was probably Meldonium, which was just recently banned and has minimal effects. Doesn't change the fact that Russia's systematic doing system is pervasive.
 Gomi Day: i am....pizza?
 Side Boob: "I don't do doping" ...anymore?
Image 251127   06-05-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
199
 
 Bohab: @WannaBee mine was as the crab from little mermaid.
 WannaBee: @Bohab I read it in the Uganda Knuckles voice.
 addend: @Bluetocracy *none? People watching the road get distracted by them. People on the phone don't notice them.
 Bohab: Why did I read that in a Jamaican accent?
 Bluetocracy: There should be more of these signs
Image 251126   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
129
 
 a robot: @tib gubb "Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life."
 Felicity: Perhaps he realised how hollow the pursuit of wealth was and took his own life
 barfolomew: I remember this! This was a Simpsons gag where Bart and Lisa decide that Casper (the friendly ghost) is the ghost of Ritchie Rich.
 tib gubb: did he die of suspense? because i'm dying right now.
Image 251125   06-05-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
751
 
 Robespierre: Pusa thinks "Par-kaaaay"
 VeeKay: Great floor. Tolerably acceptable feline.
Image 251124   06-05-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
170
 
 Science: I see stuff like this all the time. I have no clue how it could possibly be structurally sound or legal.
 Teechur: I'd feel better with a couple of wire ties and some duct tape wrapped around that.
Image 251123   06-05-18   Uploaded by    rory
Image 251122 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vault Dweller. We'll pray for you, Vault Dweller.
Score:
318
 
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 Felicity: If you are born with the right kind of brain, and if STEM subjects dont fill you with dread after years of not understanding them in school, and if you can get away from the science chauvinism that feels the need to include a panel bashing crystal balls, tarot cards, and horoscopes...yes
 FireBreathingMarmot: Unless you can fetch some elbow-length rubber gloves, I'm not throwing it for you.
 Knice: A Labradong Retriever.
 addend: "I keep tossing it away, but..."
 San DoDo: Spit that out, you don't know where and in whom it was.
Image 251121   06-05-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
317
 
 McBomalds: aw hell naw
 Christina: @barfolomew There were no bears in Battlestar Galactica.
 Bluetocracy: Step 1. Run
 barfolomew: @Christina Bears. Brazil. Battlestar Galactica.
 Christina: There are no bears in Brazil.
Image 251120   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
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