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268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

268777  wolfpk: Even engineers like dick jokes.

268795  hajjpodge: When I was little, our cats would do this all the time with my plastic armymen setups. One in particular, a tuxedo cat named Ms. Kitty would stealthily reach up with her white paw and snatch a soldier, put them in her mouth and run away. When I would catch up with her she would have already tossed him down the long flight of stairs from our second floor apartment down to the landing by the front door. She also played fetch with those soldiers and even her own toys. If I threw something down the steps in front of her, she would run down to get it, bring it back, then she would drop it at my feet. Same cat would also answer the phone when no one was home and meow into it for a couple minutes before walking away.

268793  wolfpk: Someone has gas!

267946  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Well, you have my full permission - but I'll have to stop talking to you if you do to avoid the feds getting interested.

268797  VoR: Bullying is an old sport

268798  bug: ...which is not much of a transformation, really.

267952  Mr Bleak: Cock! I thought that was a plant ...

268798  Felicity: A young Mickey Jones

268748  Felicity: Batdog

268750  Felicity: Foxy cat

268756  Felicity: @Shay But what if it's wrong?

268770  Felicity: Just start slowly walking towards her. If she's like those girls in junior high school, she'll move rather than come into contact with you

268772  Felicity: That baby must be grown up by now

268793  Prostata: for once its not the golden looking the most derpy

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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 NoOneImportant: Eek, mind spiders
 Otterman: ...what was in there?
 UnknownSample: Hello Ma'am, have you heard about our Lord and Savior, Cesar Millan?
 Bluetocracy: It's a flying dog!
 barfolomew: More ear than dog.
Image 251129   06-05-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
362
 
 a robot: @Bluetocracy Snoop has collaborated with what seems like literally everyone at this point, so why not a Korean girl band? He did a song with Psy for fucks sake
 Bluetocracy: Snoop Dogg shows his true range as a musician by joining a girl band.
Image 251128   06-05-18   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
206
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Her coach strongly urged her to change out of her first choice of T-shirt: "Of course we are all doped to the gills - what are you, stupid?!"
 a robot: Sounds like something someone who does doping would say
 dangerkeith3000: @ThoughtlessGentleman I, too, wear mine ironically.
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob . . .since this morning?
 Bluetocracy: What is 'ZA'? And 'I don't do doping'? well, no. She gets doped by her coach(es). She just does drugs.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: duh. when i wear my D.A.R.E shirt im getting completely obliterated.
 Dr Awkward: To be fair, it was probably Meldonium, which was just recently banned and has minimal effects. Doesn't change the fact that Russia's systematic doing system is pervasive.
 Gomi Day: i am....pizza?
 Side Boob: "I don't do doping" ...anymore?
Image 251127   06-05-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
199
 
 Bohab: @WannaBee mine was as the crab from little mermaid.
 nathan: @Bohab I read it in the Uganda Knuckles voice.
 addend: @Bluetocracy *none? People watching the road get distracted by them. People on the phone don't notice them.
 Bohab: Why did I read that in a Jamaican accent?
 Bluetocracy: There should be more of these signs
Image 251126   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
129
 
 a robot: @tib gubb "Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life."
 Troll: Perhaps he realised how hollow the pursuit of wealth was and took his own life
 barfolomew: I remember this! This was a Simpsons gag where Bart and Lisa decide that Casper (the friendly ghost) is the ghost of Ritchie Rich.
 tib gubb: did he die of suspense? because i'm dying right now.
Image 251125   06-05-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
751
 
 Robespierre: Pusa thinks "Par-kaaaay"
 VeeKay: Great floor. Tolerably acceptable feline.
Image 251124   06-05-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
170
 
 Science: I see stuff like this all the time. I have no clue how it could possibly be structurally sound or legal.
 Teechur: I'd feel better with a couple of wire ties and some duct tape wrapped around that.
Image 251123   06-05-18   Uploaded by    rory
Image 251122 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vault Dweller. We'll pray for you, Vault Dweller.
Score:
318
 
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 wordjones: If you are born with the right kind of brain, and if STEM subjects dont fill you with dread after years of not understanding them in school, and if you can get away from the science chauvinism that feels the need to include a panel bashing crystal balls, tarot cards, and horoscopes...yes
 FireBreathingMarmot: Unless you can fetch some elbow-length rubber gloves, I'm not throwing it for you.
 Knice: A Labradong Retriever.
 addend: "I keep tossing it away, but..."
 San DoDo: Spit that out, you don't know where and in whom it was.
Image 251121   06-05-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
317
 
 McBomalds: aw hell naw
 Christina: @barfolomew There were no bears in Battlestar Galactica.
 Bluetocracy: Step 1. Run
 barfolomew: @Christina Bears. Brazil. Battlestar Galactica.
 Christina: There are no bears in Brazil.
Image 251120   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
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