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268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

268238  Knice: I have a feeling that this cat's family is collecting ransom funds right now. :-(

268238  mexican: The face of existential horror.

268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
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6. Not A Bot
7. Dr Awkward
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9. ignatz
10. tib gubb

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268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)

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 2. fanny: 4297 points
 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
 4. MrBoffo: 3447 points
 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2331 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 VoR: Hello? Red telephone was ringing. I thought it was for me?
 Air Biscuit: @a sedated moose something happened to ping?
 9mm: @Dr Awkward Thanks! I need all the moral support I can get, especially now
 Alaskan: So thats what it was. I suspected that might be it, but wasnt sure. Good to know.
 carpwoman: I have no comment.
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity Well I like you around here, so I'm going to like your comments a bunch today.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I just checked the logs and Felicity has incurred 11 penalties. Keep going! You've already set a record, but there's always room for improvement.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Every time Felicity complains about Aggro-Gator, we penalize them. They haven't caught on yet! They just keep complaining. It's almost not funny anymore.
 agger gater: @a sedated moose Hmm. Maybe
 a sedated moose: @Felicity could your account have gotten hacked or something? Isn't that what happened to @ping?
 Callahan: @a sedated moose Good question. At some point recently I lost a lot of XP. I suspect that I left a comment that someone found to be offcolour, but I cant be sure. On top of that, I was green and had about 40,000 XP and was steadily commenting my way back to blue, and then got demoted again to about 30,000 and yellow. Somewhat distressing
 Robespierre: Never really understood tostadas - they're like food you can wear
 a sedated moose: @Felicity forgot if I asked already or just thought it, but why are you suddenly yellow?
 Sadbot: All tostada; fuck my shit up
 norgu5: Crepes are like French burritos
Image 251109   06-05-18   Uploaded by    steve
 copunter: @Bluetocracy if not I'll make her one HeYO
 Disclosure: @Otterman im dead
 dangerkeith3000: GILF
 Bluetocracy: And to think, she's probably a grandmother now.
 Otterman: She seems nice.
 original og: @Butcherboy "Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. My Lucille!...That's Lucille, you mother-head. Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille."
 Butcherboy: Now I want to watch cool hand luke
 tib gubb: i would drive that car
 Air Biscuit: *remember to only wash your car with leaded water
 anonimos: They dont make em like they used to
 lizzz: Whoa ... and I always thought that the 1940s were only in black and white
 Baby Jesus: Ew mom.. put a shirt on WITH a bra
Image 251108   06-05-18   Uploaded by    grimes
 VeeKay: I didn't ask to be born bitch
 addend: Congrats! It begins...
Image 251107   06-05-18   Uploaded by    east bay
 CompletelyJoking: @Scoo agree
 Dr Awkward: "College radio can pretty much be summed up in 5 words: Dead air, um, dead air"
 Scoo: Or don't, like I care
 tib gubb: use... um... uh... 420 blaze it
 Teechur: I am NOT um used!
 Air Biscuit: Instructions clear: used um
Image 251106   06-05-18   Uploaded by    the snark
 Not A Bot: do you smoke wit ciggawettes?
 jazzjunkie: Scotchy little scotch.
 Bluetocracy: same.
Image 251105   06-05-18   Uploaded by    night shift
 Wooden Spoon: Woden McWiggles
 tehghost: I like the mandarin ones
 jazzjunkie: His right eye? That one sees the future.
 Lunimeow: This is what I imagine big boss would look like if he was a cat.
 Greifer: Turns around in a chair petting a small human
 raditzu: So, we meet again, Mr Bond
Image 251104   06-05-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
 barfolomew: Wherever they are, the street names are filthy!
Image 251103   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 Kirtov: "TOP" screamed the ostrich. Surely it was a sign.
 Sadbot: Be birb, do crime
Image 251102   06-05-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
 SuedeOxford: Australian Chodehound
 brian greene: i founded you butt plug hooman
Image 251101   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
 Mr Bleak: "Oh, The humanity!" Herb, quit mowin' the airship, willya?
 deadwombat: you got me @Scoo
 Scoo: This is fine
 tib gubb: checkmate, round earth enthusiasts
Image 251100   06-05-18   Uploaded by    communist
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