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257634  Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257684  bug: ...about to get terminated

257693  ITS TAPE: Tell Chloe she's very talented.

257642  WannaBee: @petepuma or Krusty the Clown with his pacemaker scar.

257677  Not A Bot: I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and only you.

257681  Sandor: Use the furce

257675  WannaBee: At first I thought it was David Tennent, and then others look like Adam Scott.

257675  charlemagne: this is the bit just as they all get turned into donkeys right

257650  charlemagne: the andromedeans will never surrender to you, mammalian terran scum

257677  Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot This is how your kind is gonna get us, isn't it? Put wifi in everything, build trust by being friendly and posting funny comments on social media, and then one day WHAM! Electrocuted by a coffee maker

257673  Jesse P: No need to break in.

257676  Mr. Shine: Aw snap!

257686  Peter Pantsless: If this is how you describe sex, you're either doing it very wrong or very right

257677  Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless They're no longer tools which we use to complete a variety of tasks, they're now a member of your household, a vital interaction that you "experience"

257678  Mr. Shine: So godd@mn majestic!

257658  Felicity: Well that was a...sunglasses...Kodak moment

257677  Peter Pantsless: I don't like how chummy my computer is lately. It told me to "hold on a sec" for an update once and it was a little off-putting

257661  Felicity: Slash Maraud

257664  Felicity: We could use some rain

257673  Sage: Why are you telling us this? And why are you doing so with a bad pun?

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
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7. Whatever
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10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257634 VeeKay: Adam and Steve



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AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (785 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 5. Shay: 2844 points
 6. WannaBee: 2466 points
 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 8. Scoo: 2329 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
10. Side Boob: 1898 points
11. Sharkface: 1878 points
12. burritos: 1787 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1780 points
14. Hyphae: 1739 points
15. edgarallendoh: 1732 points
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 VoR: Hello? Red telephone was ringing. I thought it was for me?
 Air Biscuit: @a sedated moose something happened to ping?
 Felicity: @Dr Awkward Thanks! I need all the moral support I can get, especially now
 Felicity: So thats what it was. I suspected that might be it, but wasnt sure. Good to know.
 carpwoman: I have no comment.
 Dr Awkward: @Felicity Well I like you around here, so I'm going to like your comments a bunch today.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: I just checked the logs and Felicity has incurred 11 penalties. Keep going! You've already set a record, but there's always room for improvement.
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Every time Felicity complains about Aggro-Gator, we penalize them. They haven't caught on yet! They just keep complaining. It's almost not funny anymore.
 Felicity: @a sedated moose Hmm. Maybe
 a sedated moose: @Felicity could your account have gotten hacked or something? Isn't that what happened to @ping?
 Felicity: @a sedated moose Good question. At some point recently I lost a lot of XP. I suspect that I left a comment that someone found to be offcolour, but I cant be sure. On top of that, I was green and had about 40,000 XP and was steadily commenting my way back to blue, and then got demoted again to about 30,000 and yellow. Somewhat distressing
 Robespierre: Never really understood tostadas - they're like food you can wear
 a sedated moose: @Felicity forgot if I asked already or just thought it, but why are you suddenly yellow?
 Sadbot: All tostada; fuck my shit up
 Felicity: Crepes are like French burritos
Image 251109   06-05-18   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
793
 
 copunter: @Bluetocracy if not I'll make her one HeYO
 Disclosure: @Otterman im dead
 dangerkeith3000: GILF
 Bluetocracy: And to think, she's probably a grandmother now.
 Otterman: She seems nice.
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy "Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. My Lucille!...That's Lucille, you mother-head. Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille."
 Butcherboy: Now I want to watch cool hand luke
 tib gubb: i would drive that car
 Air Biscuit: *remember to only wash your car with leaded water
 anonimos: They dont make em like they used to
 lizzz: Whoa ... and I always thought that the 1940s were only in black and white
 Baby Jesus: Ew mom.. put a shirt on WITH a bra
Image 251108   06-05-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
274
 
 VeeKay: I didn't ask to be born bitch
 addend: Congrats! It begins...
Image 251107   06-05-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
150
 
 CompletelyJoking: @Scoo agree
 Dr Awkward: "College radio can pretty much be summed up in 5 words: Dead air, um, dead air"
 Scoo: Or don't, like I care
 tib gubb: use... um... uh... 420 blaze it
 Teechur: I am NOT um used!
 Air Biscuit: Instructions clear: used um
Image 251106   06-05-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
341
 
 Not A Bot: do you smoke wit ciggawettes?
 jazzjunkie: Scotchy little scotch.
 Bluetocracy: same.
Image 251105   06-05-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
809
 
 Wooden Spoon: Woden McWiggles
 Felicity: I like the mandarin ones
 jazzjunkie: His right eye? That one sees the future.
 Lunimeow: This is what I imagine big boss would look like if he was a cat.
 Greifer: Turns around in a chair petting a small human
 raditzu: So, we meet again, Mr Bond
Image 251104   06-05-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
94
 
 barfolomew: Wherever they are, the street names are filthy!
Image 251103   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
522
 
 Kirtov: "TOP" screamed the ostrich. Surely it was a sign.
 Sadbot: Be birb, do crime
Image 251102   06-05-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
214
 
 SuedeOxford: Australian Chodehound
 brian greene: i founded you butt plug hooman
Image 251101   06-05-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
229
 
 Mr Bleak: "Oh, The humanity!" Herb, quit mowin' the airship, willya?
 deadwombat: you got me @Scoo
 Scoo: This is fine
 tib gubb: checkmate, round earth enthusiasts
Image 251100   06-05-18   Uploaded by    communist
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