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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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WannaBee uploaded 262656 (771 points)
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12. Scoo: 1447 points
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15. ChubbyBuddy: 1312 points
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Score:
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 E. HONDA: if it was a video game, you'd be able to level up and do things like roll multiple boulders up the hill, etc.
 Robespierre: Sisyphus, you sissy!
 Side Boob: Sisyphus finally wins one!
 dangerkeith3000: If this were an MMORPG, people would still play it.
Image 250970   06-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1053
 
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos waves
 VeeKay: Schloss Dinh Binh, ancestral home of the Margrave of Nguyen.
 Science: Real island, fake house
 dangerkeith3000: Looks perfectly safe.
 sparename: And I have enough trouble getting round to putting stuff in the attic
 Annoying Vegan : Yes please
 Teechur: Judging by the size of the ladder, the rooms are tiny.
 bigbison: "Now my cats can never leave me!"
 Catcat: Can you imagine bringing the groceries in?
 Gentleman: I would put some booby traps, an electric fence and some cameras, just to be safe.
 rustedpeace: Get your high fantasy castle out of my real life!.....rad
Image 250969   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
134
 
 Zukero: Guess whose tongue this really is...
 bug: Wikihow: How to get bitten by a horse.
 Christina: Why?
 dangerkeith3000: ewww....
 Peter Pantsless: Get a room!
Image 250968   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
201
 
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew dangit, I thought they were human.
 Robespierre: Somebody's trolling
 barfolomew: If it's any consolation, I am 300% sure this is a catfish.
 jochenau: I need an adult. But not any of these guys.
 Sadbot: They all look like they would probably text "I showed u my penis, plz respond"
 tib gubb: yikes
 Yam: Yikes
Image 250967   06-04-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
532
 
 Mr Bleak: Spongebuff!
 Mentos Pormer: Spumbob
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 dangerkeith3000: Spongebob, you wild bitch.
Image 250966   06-04-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
286
 
 Jesse P: @Side Boob I've lived in both states. You have a point, but I'm not changing my bet.
 Side Boob: @Jesse P To be fair, I live in PA and I've done it too
 Jesse P: They blacked out the license plate, but I'm betting Alabama.
 VeeKay: Surely the wisest way forward here is to place the butane tank on top of the grill/smoker or whatever the hell it is and remove any safety attire.
 Off Topic: The mobile smoker; the fastest way to make your neighborhood jealous of your upcoming barbeque.
 PenguinBartender: Part of me is worried about how unstable this is. The other part of me agrees with @barfolomew
 barfolomew: I expect that this will be holy-shit delicious.
Image 250965   06-04-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
868
 
 Annoying Vegan : Wanna smooch that pooch
 Side Boob: The welcome mat is always out for this doggie!
Image 250964   06-04-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
566
 
 clueful: holy loly @jochenau
 mammal883: When he's finished, what the heck is a woodpecker going to do with a canoe?
 dangerkeith3000: There must be a shitload of bugs in that tree.
 wolfpk: Woody Woodpecker would be proud!
 jochenau: Huh. I was expecting that they'd just sprout a second pair of wings.
Image 250963   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
337
 
 jochenau: @PenguinBartender Well the original one turned "imagebot" into various things like "Nancy in Sales" or "Bob in Accounting" and we started calling her Nancy and then *that* got switched and now you can get pregnant on the Spaceship but you can't have a pregnancy.
 PenguinBartender: @Derp Herpigan HOW? WHY???
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender wow. Really sniped that switcheroo, huh?
 PenguinBartender: @jochenau PregMy Butt hits some harder than others.
 Sadbot: Earthworm Jim can also be a parent!
 Teechur: @barfolomew She's probably wearing leggings or yoga pants. Frankly, there IS no appreciable difference, the dress was blue/black, the person said "Laurel" and pineapple is amazing on pizza.
 barfolomew: Okay, real talk: as a single father, this stuff drives me up the wall. Society needs to get it through their heads that families look all different ways, and that fathers are important caregivers.
 barfolomew: Mother needs to put some pants on
 jochenau: Okay but why is her head shaped like a large intestine?
Image 250962   06-04-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
775
 
 guccigucci: Better than being too hot
 wolfpk: Summer in roughly two and a half weeks!
 Sadbot: Only complete weaklings say this, winter is glorious
 jochenau: Behold the handiwork of the mythical imp-creature of Spring, Jane Thaw-st.
 Teechur: That's a lot of cottonwood seeds on that car. At least, that's what I assume them to be, what with it being June and all.....
Image 250961   06-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
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