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252717  Zochrot: great

252718  Zochrot: HAHAHAHA white american!

253304  Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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Score:
498
 
 E. HONDA: if it was a video game, you'd be able to level up and do things like roll multiple boulders up the hill, etc.
 Robespierre: Sisyphus, you sissy!
 Side Boob: Sisyphus finally wins one!
 dangerkeith3000: If this were an MMORPG, people would still play it.
Image 250970   06-04-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1053
 
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos waves
 VeeKay: Schloss Dinh Binh, ancestral home of the Margrave of Nguyen.
 Science: Real island, fake house
 dangerkeith3000: Looks perfectly safe.
 sparename: And I have enough trouble getting round to putting stuff in the attic
 Annoying Vegan : Yes please
 Teechur: Judging by the size of the ladder, the rooms are tiny.
 bigbison: "Now my cats can never leave me!"
 Catcat: Can you imagine bringing the groceries in?
 Gentleman: I would put some booby traps, an electric fence and some cameras, just to be safe.
 rustedpeace: Get your high fantasy castle out of my real life!.....rad
Image 250969   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
134
 
 Zukero: Guess whose tongue this really is...
 bug: Wikihow: How to get bitten by a horse.
 Christina: Why?
 dangerkeith3000: ewww....
 Peter Pantsless: Get a room!
Image 250968   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
201
 
 Spazstatic: @barfolomew dangit, I thought they were human.
 Robespierre: Somebody's trolling
 barfolomew: If it's any consolation, I am 300% sure this is a catfish.
 jochenau: I need an adult. But not any of these guys.
 Sadbot: They all look like they would probably text "I showed u my penis, plz respond"
 tib gubb: yikes
 Yam: Yikes
Image 250967   06-04-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
532
 
 Mr Bleak: Spongebuff!
 Felicity: Spumbob
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 dangerkeith3000: Spongebob, you wild bitch.
Image 250966   06-04-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
286
 
 Jesse P: @Side Boob I've lived in both states. You have a point, but I'm not changing my bet.
 Side Boob: @Jesse P To be fair, I live in PA and I've done it too
 Jesse P: They blacked out the license plate, but I'm betting Alabama.
 VeeKay: Surely the wisest way forward here is to place the butane tank on top of the grill/smoker or whatever the hell it is and remove any safety attire.
 Off Topic: The mobile smoker; the fastest way to make your neighborhood jealous of your upcoming barbeque.
 PenguinBartender: Part of me is worried about how unstable this is. The other part of me agrees with @barfolomew
 barfolomew: I expect that this will be holy-shit delicious.
Image 250965   06-04-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
868
 
 Annoying Vegan : Wanna smooch that pooch
 Side Boob: The welcome mat is always out for this doggie!
Image 250964   06-04-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
566
 
 clueful: holy loly @jochenau
 mammal883: When he's finished, what the heck is a woodpecker going to do with a canoe?
 dangerkeith3000: There must be a shitload of bugs in that tree.
 wolfpk: Woody Woodpecker would be proud!
 jochenau: Huh. I was expecting that they'd just sprout a second pair of wings.
Image 250963   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
337
 
 jochenau: @PenguinBartender Well the original one turned "imagebot" into various things like "Nancy in Sales" or "Bob in Accounting" and we started calling her Nancy and then *that* got switched and now you can get pregnant on the Spaceship but you can't have a pregnancy.
 PenguinBartender: @Derp Herpigan HOW? WHY???
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender wow. Really sniped that switcheroo, huh?
 PenguinBartender: @jochenau PregMy Butt hits some harder than others.
 Sadbot: Earthworm Jim can also be a parent!
 Teechur: @barfolomew She's probably wearing leggings or yoga pants. Frankly, there IS no appreciable difference, the dress was blue/black, the person said "Laurel" and pineapple is amazing on pizza.
 barfolomew: Okay, real talk: as a single father, this stuff drives me up the wall. Society needs to get it through their heads that families look all different ways, and that fathers are important caregivers.
 barfolomew: Mother needs to put some pants on
 jochenau: Okay but why is her head shaped like a large intestine?
Image 250962   06-04-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
775
 
 Felicity: Better than being too hot
 wolfpk: Summer in roughly two and a half weeks!
 Sadbot: Only complete weaklings say this, winter is glorious
 jochenau: Behold the handiwork of the mythical imp-creature of Spring, Jane Thaw-st.
 Teechur: That's a lot of cottonwood seeds on that car. At least, that's what I assume them to be, what with it being June and all.....
Image 250961   06-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
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