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262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

262292  SurfNTurf: uh huh @wolfpk

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 Mirb Grunongus: @PenguinBartender Well the original one turned "imagebot" into various things like "Nancy in Sales" or "Bob in Accounting" and we started calling her Nancy and then *that* got switched and now you can get pregnant on the Spaceship but you can't have a pregnancy.
 Varbo Dampumbies: @Derp Herpigan HOW? WHY???
 Biple Albungus: @PenguinBartender wow. Really sniped that switcheroo, huh?
 Gert Gruble: @jochenau PregMy Butt hits some harder than others.
 Thort Plumbies: Earthworm Jim can also be a parent!
 Trown Groble: @barfolomew She's probably wearing leggings or yoga pants. Frankly, there IS no appreciable difference, the dress was blue/black, the person said "Laurel" and pineapple is amazing on pizza.
 Crewn Albomple: Okay, real talk: as a single father, this stuff drives me up the wall. Society needs to get it through their heads that families look all different ways, and that fathers are important caregivers.
 Flarb Plemupert: Mother needs to put some pants on
 Lorbo Grunungus: Okay but why is her head shaped like a large intestine?
Image 250962   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Purm Flongo
Score:
775
 
 Hang Plemungo: Better than being too hot
 Larbo Drumongus: Summer in roughly two and a half weeks!
 Lompo Morpoble: Only complete weaklings say this, winter is glorious
 Crempo Rempupert: Behold the handiwork of the mythical imp-creature of Spring, Jane Thaw-st.
 Pirb Horpongo: That's a lot of cottonwood seeds on that car. At least, that's what I assume them to be, what with it being June and all.....
Image 250961   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Crift Cremomple
Score:
431
 
 Momp Flumuble: The Christmas Pageant is getting more and more, shall we say, inclusive.
Image 250960   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Thomp Flumupert
Score:
348
 
 Vorb Rempungus: I'd think the best reaction to the first line would be to agree the idea is hilarious
 Trurbo Horpongus: Guy: Asking for a friend
 Hirb Brongus: @tib gubb sure. People are idiots.
 Trempo Albongus: @tib gubb I sure hope not, although now I kind of want to just to be funny
 Thuwn Dampoble: is... is that a line that guys seriously try? dear god.
Image 250959   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Pompo Alboble
Score:
400
 
 Varm Morpombies: @dangerkeith3000 rad for this
 Lorbo Flumuble: I got squired for looking at this
 Jold Plemombies: LV
Image 250958   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Dorbo Rempongus
Score:
326
 
 Crump Gromple: Shouted from off camera, MATT DAMON
 Frawn Horpombies: There is no difference.
 Gingo Plopert: GO GO GO FASTER FASTER FASTER
 Thiwn Gropert: I promise, I will never die.
Image 250957   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Trawn Albopert
Score:
542
 
 Gompo Albongus: Bad Propane! Bad! No chewing my ruler!
 Ruft Bromple: You can be whatever you want!
 Bamp Dampomple: Same
Image 250956   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Thift Grunombies
Score:
830
 
 Peft Rempombies: When two patterns collide and combine in your eye that's a moire
 Flelm Plongo: When your armies go attack some enemies to push them back, that's a foray.
 Trampo Plomple: See a warrior man in medieval Japan? Thats Samurai
 Rown Grumbies: ding a ling a ling
 Lulm Flumomple: And he's seen a LOT of privates
 Dung Morpumbies: When Othello's poor wife gets murdered in strife, that's a Moor, eh?
 Pirt Dampoble: When the Fonz starts a song you know it won't be long. There's some more "Aaaaays"
Image 250955   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Bong Bropert
Score:
186
 
 Hirm Grunungus: Just "nice"? Blocked!
 Marbo Plemungus: Congratulations?
Image 250954   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Vompo Horpungus
Score:
765
 
 Jirbo Cremungus: Look, that rabbit has a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer! Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
 Treft Plupert: The adorable duck god.
 Flamp Rempungus: I guess I'll just sit here, looking adorable
Image 250953   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Fruld Horpungo
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