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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Score:
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 jochenau: @PenguinBartender Well the original one turned "imagebot" into various things like "Nancy in Sales" or "Bob in Accounting" and we started calling her Nancy and then *that* got switched and now you can get pregnant on the Spaceship but you can't have a pregnancy.
 PenguinBartender: @Derp Herpigan HOW? WHY???
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender wow. Really sniped that switcheroo, huh?
 PenguinBartender: @jochenau PregMy Butt hits some harder than others.
 Sadbot: Earthworm Jim can also be a parent!
 Teechur: @barfolomew She's probably wearing leggings or yoga pants. Frankly, there IS no appreciable difference, the dress was blue/black, the person said "Laurel" and pineapple is amazing on pizza.
 barfolomew: Okay, real talk: as a single father, this stuff drives me up the wall. Society needs to get it through their heads that families look all different ways, and that fathers are important caregivers.
 barfolomew: Mother needs to put some pants on
 jochenau: Okay but why is her head shaped like a large intestine?
Image 250962   06-04-18   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
775
 
 guccigucci: Better than being too hot
 wolfpk: Summer in roughly two and a half weeks!
 Sadbot: Only complete weaklings say this, winter is glorious
 jochenau: Behold the handiwork of the mythical imp-creature of Spring, Jane Thaw-st.
 Teechur: That's a lot of cottonwood seeds on that car. At least, that's what I assume them to be, what with it being June and all.....
Image 250961   06-04-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
431
 
 Teechur: The Christmas Pageant is getting more and more, shall we say, inclusive.
Image 250960   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
348
 
 E. HONDA: I'd think the best reaction to the first line would be to agree the idea is hilarious
 Robespierre: Guy: Asking for a friend
 barfolomew: @tib gubb sure. People are idiots.
 Sadbot: @tib gubb I sure hope not, although now I kind of want to just to be funny
 tib gubb: is... is that a line that guys seriously try? dear god.
Image 250959   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
400
 
 Popsicle Dream: @dangerkeith3000 rad for this
 Annoying Vegan : I got squired for looking at this
 dangerkeith3000: LV
Image 250958   06-04-18   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
326
 
 Wooden Spoon: Shouted from off camera, MATT DAMON
 dangerkeith3000: There is no difference.
 Not A Bot: GO GO GO FASTER FASTER FASTER
 a sedated moose: I promise, I will never die.
Image 250957   06-04-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
542
 
 Not A Bot: Bad Propane! Bad! No chewing my ruler!
 dangerkeith3000: You can be whatever you want!
 Scoo: Same
Image 250956   06-04-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
830
 
 barfolomew: When two patterns collide and combine in your eye that's a moire
 Derp Herpigan: When your armies go attack some enemies to push them back, that's a foray.
 Annoying Vegan : See a warrior man in medieval Japan? Thats Samurai
 brian greene: ding a ling a ling
 Not A Bot: And he's seen a LOT of privates
 FabricMan: When Othello's poor wife gets murdered in strife, that's a Moor, eh?
 Teechur: When the Fonz starts a song you know it won't be long. There's some more "Aaaaays"
Image 250955   06-04-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
186
 
 Astanapan: Just "nice"? Blocked!
 Coolguy: Congratulations?
Image 250954   06-04-18   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
765
 
 Mr Bleak: Look, that rabbit has a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer! Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
 Mr. Butt: The adorable duck god.
 San DoDo: I guess I'll just sit here, looking adorable
Image 250953   06-04-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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