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253340  hajjpodge: -PRRRRT-

252717  Zochrot: great

252718  Zochrot: HAHAHAHA white american!

253304  Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
4. Not A Bot
5. tib gubb
6. FireBreathingMarmot
7. a robot
8. Shay
9. Mr Bleak
10. addend



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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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 8. Back Door Dan: 2309 points
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10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
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Score:
174
 
 jochenau: Just as bills and coins used to represent physical quantities of gold, bitcoins represent discrete quanta of overenthusiastic cryptonerdery.
 tib gubb: what?? they are big numbers... that's pretty much it
 Knice: Username/ Upload harmony?
 dangerkeith3000: They don't.
Image 250914   06-03-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
668
 
 Dresdenkeogh: He figured out one simple trick, now companies that say, "you can't turn cats into character actors." hate him.
 Fantasy: Thanos?
Image 250913   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
223
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 @jochenau @Winterneuro Is it just me, or does it look like Billy Crystal or Bea Arthur as Mr. McD?
 Winterneuro: This past year I learned my college students had never heard of this referred to as the Golden Arches. Just something else to remind me im gettin older
 jochenau: HEY KIDS, COME ACQUIRE RENDERED COWFLESH AT MY MAGIC PEDO PALACE
 dangerkeith3000: It's Greek to me.
Image 250912   06-03-18   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
558
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Shall test this theory on sleeping friends. I have enough pepper left over after my "can you vomit in your sleep, if fed a tablespoon of pepper" experiment.
 Jabberwikket: You can't sneeze when your dead, either
 jochenau: I've been using generic fexofenadine. It works pretty good for me, which is fantastic because allergy season is eternal in this blistering, wind-scoured desert horrorscape.
 dangerkeith3000: I've woken myself up with a sneeze before.
 Scoo: Not 100% sure that's true
Image 250911   06-03-18   Uploaded by    phil
Score:
510
 
 dangerkeith3000: Gotta hand it to Maryland. At least its flag is original.
 Peach: Tres chicos buenos
Image 250910   06-03-18   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
1190
 
 Peach: How did you stop petting them long enough to snap a picture?
Image 250909   06-03-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
811
 
 VoR: ...meh
 jochenau: I attached a can of hairspray and a flint sparker to a komodo dragon once but it didn't work out quite this well.
 Yam: Broke asstoise
 dangerkeith3000: Fire Brigade!
 Peach: Blastoise used Hydro Pump.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 250908   06-03-18   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
366
 
 jochenau: If you did this with those crunchy M&M's I bet you could do some cool simulations of rain/soil/groundwater interactions in a science class.
 dangerkeith3000: They didn't survive the zombie Apocalypse.
 Peach: Hey mom! Can I have a quar... oh. Nevermind.
Image 250907   06-03-18   Uploaded by    KickassHellyeah
Score:
363
 
 jochenau: Based on what we saw in Titanic, Keira Knightley lives to be like 173.
 DrinkMixMan: The BG is dead! Long live the BG.
Image 250906   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
661
 
 Peach: Squish those faces immediately.
Image 250905   06-03-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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