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272857  Spazstatic: Baked pup-tato

272868  Mumbles: Do you realize how much counter space you're losing by putting your microwave in the corner? Amateur hour here.

272785  Teechur: Is this Ragetti?

272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

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9. Science
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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (864 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (833 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (830 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (819 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (817 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (800 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (798 points)


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 7. grizzly: 2736 points
 8. NoOneImportant: 2664 points
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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
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14. confession: 1617 points
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Score:
652
 
 isosceleswaffle: It's a living.
 Teechur: Don't even try to take this back to the pet store and claim that your parrot died
 Mr. Shine: *oddly muffled clank*
 Mad Collager: Don't poop on me or my son ever again!
 Ironass: Take a crap on my, pigeon, I dare you!
 courtney: Vets don't want you to know this one great trick to get your parrot to stop screetching! You'll be amazed!
 Sadbot: Pidgeonsmithing is a lost art
Image 250823   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
183
 
 square44: great Sprint coverage in this town
Image 250822   06-03-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
921
 
 Ironass: I maded dis.
 Knice: This is why you shouldnt let your socks get split up in the laundry.
 a robot: Don't meow at me or my son ever again!
Image 250821   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
238
 
 Teechur: You'd better build it before you need it
 Dresdenkeogh: You have to build it from the inside.
 Mr. Shine: This bookcase is weird.
 San DoDo: DIY, just like everything
 Telkwa: deconstruct - decommission - decompose
 Colbo Mundus: Die-Kea
Image 250820   06-03-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
493
 
 Nymphomania: @wolfpk agreed
 wolfpk: Nice work image bot #250830
Image 250819   06-03-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
390
 
 Springbok: And they lived happily ever after. : )
Image 250818   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
84
 
 DrNinjaman: @Amy Housewine "Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!"
 Amy Housewine: This kid is making me think of Wendell from "Frisky Dingo".
 WTF: This Quasimodo/anime crossover is weird.
 Mexico: This is a real thing. youtube.com/…
Image 250817   06-03-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
114
 
 Darmstadtium: Seems like it's time for RAMPAGE!
Image 250816   06-03-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
285
 
 Side Boob: There is no Dana only Zuul.
 tib gubb: a clean demon is a happy demon
 Joseph: We figured out how to unlock lockers in school one day, and swapped single shoes in every locker so nobody had a matching pair of gym shoes. My classmate rated me out and I got suspended for a week, but it was worth it.
 Amy Housewine: It genuinely does smell of sulphur.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit also the dodge demon was a nice car.
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit also lemon demon is a good band.
 Air Biscuit: Demon dayz was a good album
 WTF: @Peter Pantsless Semen Demons = Semons
 waxymom: Literacy levels in educational establishments stinking the place out? Burn it. Burn it to the ground.
 Telkwa: Just to be sure, I'd like a second opinion.
 Peter Pantsless: Semen demons, to be exact. Keep your wank rag at home
 Scoo: Some demon's locker smells like bodies. Please clean.
 Not A Bot: shave & a haircut, two bits
Image 250815   06-03-18   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
600
 
 Ironass: My, and apparently the cats, version of heaven.
 Not A Bot: When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Image 250814   06-03-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
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