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253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

253342  Knice: Expecto Patronads

253343  Knice: It's getting fawndled.

253339  Scoo: Not that kind of panic

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3. Robespierre
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9. Mr Bleak
10. WannaBee

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

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 wolfpk: Doesn't say anything about underwear!
 tane: No money out of shoes or bra... panties cash acceptable
 Not A Bot: Pommes Frites come with mayonnaise
 Air Biscuit: (Pulls a quarter out of ear)
 addend: (Fiddles for change in briefs.)
Image 250772   06-03-18   Uploaded by    falling
 piranharama: As an Australian, I can vouch for the accuracy of this historical factoid.
 Telkwa: Watch out Space goana!
 Amy Housewine: Classic Roy.
 addend: No, it won't. It will barely clear the launch pad.
Image 250771   06-03-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
 Side Boob: Little cutie
Image 250770   06-03-18   Uploaded by    canada
 tib gubb: but you have heard of me.
Image 250769   06-03-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Image 250768 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. We'll pray for you, Not A Bot.
 SuedeOxford: This is the same face I make when I can see the girl in the kitchen at Burger King messing up my sandwich.
 Mr. Shine: *ahem* "Ole!"
 Teechur: Shiba Uno doesn't understand why the cat pinata at his party wasn't full of candy.
 Air Biscuit: @Amy Housewine same.
 Amy Housewine: Waiting patiently for a slice of tres leches.
Image 250767   06-03-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
 Mr. Shine: *double boop*
 Teechur: "You have dog breath." "No, YOU have dog breath!" "Sweeeeet...."
 VeeKay: Now... Kiss!
Image 250766   06-03-18   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
 nanananana: @Teechur agree
 Mr. Shine: D is also for DON'T
 Teechur: Huh. I would have thought Shel Silverstein would be on the "S" page.
 WannaBee: @OldKentuckyShark this is from "K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice" it's available on Amazon to buy.
 jochenau: wikiHow to Start an AMBER Alert
 Prombom: What's this from? Really wanna see the other 25!
Image 250765   06-03-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine hey-oh!
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose No, about every 28 days!
 skillet: Hustle and Flow
 UnknownSample: First Blood
 UnknownSample: Blood Bath
 a sedated moose: Oh! A menstruation joke! Timeless!
Image 250764   06-03-18   Uploaded by    trucker
 Science: Shit covered streets of North Korea
 DrNinjaman: Beatboxing ensues
 Robespierre: Land Of Plenty ... o' nothin'
 Side Boob: No infrastructure of North Korea
 addend: (Pitches "Borat" sequel.)
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 250763   06-03-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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