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253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

253342  Knice: Expecto Patronads

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

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 DrinkMixMan: Nikiri
 VoR: Just cook it
 Air Biscuit: Shoeshi
Image 250604   06-02-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
 Sadbot: @Teechur You're also pretty good
 Air Biscuit: @Sadbot @White Rice foxhound: origins
 Teechur: Ok, Boss! I'll sneak into the henhouse. You chase me out when the farmer comes out. He'll tell you you're a good boy and give you a steak. We'll meet up behind the barn and share it, ok? Don't forget the sharing part like you did last time, ok, Boss?
 Sadbot: @White Rice You're pretty good
 White Rice: @Sadbot well, the dog looks pretty wolf-y, and is looking off in the distance, maybe we could work a sniper wolf reference in there? Otherwise, we could really stretch things via there being a "hound" (the dog) and the fox, which the obvious reference would be "foxhound", except the order is wrong, so we reverse the order, then only use the fox, resulting in Xof (for the ground zeroes/phantom pain reference). Other than that, unless the dog pees on some guy in a cardboard box, I got nothing.
 Sadbot: A tri-color dog and a fox, this pic is almost everything I want in life, it's only missing a Metal Gear Solid reference
 Amy Housewine: "I'm-a bite you throat!" "Don't fucking try it."
Image 250603   06-02-18   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
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Image 250602   06-02-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
 wolfpk: It doesn't have to be you. (Yeah, that wouldn't end nicely)
 Air Biscuit: @Annoying Vegan its better than the description im about to give. Its a cake soaked in milk essentially. But its really good.
 Annoying Vegan : @Air Biscuit So... is this actually a cake?
 grizzly: @Amy Housewine what are you still doing here?! Go get some tres leches immediately!
 ignatz: @Teechur Agreed, but praps a moment of silence for fallen comrades is in order..
 Teechur: @Air Biscuit I love how we Aggro-nauts watch out for each other's likes/dislikes/hobbies. Sometimes I wish I could live on the Friendly Spaceship instead of Earth.
 White Rice: @Amy Housewine it's also a flavor of ice cream (as earlier discussion already covered the translation & cake side of things)
 Sadbot: @Amy Housewine Oh yeah, everyone should have every Mexican dessert. I'm partial to sopapillas. Also count me in on the side of "Passionate Cake Enthusiast" over some stranger's undergarments
 Air Biscuit: @Amy Housewine yeah, definitely try it. Its bra forgettingly good.
 Amy Housewine: Meanwhile this girl's bra has been entirely forgotten about in this passionate discussion of cake.
 Amy Housewine: @Lantry @Sadbot @Air Biscuit Maybe I should try this "Tri Lacties" of yours.
 Air Biscuit: @Amy Housewine i can attest that a tres leches is delicious if you were wondering. Also, it can be made with coconut or almondmilk for @annoying vegan
 Amy Housewine: @Sadbot Yeah, I just googled it and felt a bit stupid for not sussing "three milk" out. I had never consciously come across it before, though.
 Sadbot: @Amy Housewine it is literally, "three milks", evaporated milk, condensed milk, and heavy cream. It's pretty good, and really only something you should have once every two years or so
 Amy Housewine: @Lantry I genuinely did not know this. I thought I was misreading it.
 Lantry: @Amy Housewine tres leches is a type of cake
 Amy Housewine: I genuinely, honestly can't make out what those two words are supposed to say.
 Amy Housewine: Tres leches?
 TurkeyVulture: I call my wife "Darlin'" in second person but "The Wife" in third.
 Knice: Who calls their husband "Husband?" (I call my Sweetie "Sweetie," and she calls me "Fucko." It's endearing.
Image 250601   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
 Teechur: @Spazstatic All switches in my skool are 6 feet off the ground for some reason. Also, I'm looking at the painted tile on the wall. It looks like it is the same tile as on the floor. I'm triggered by how the grout lines don't match up.
 Spazstatic: Yep, that's a toilet paper dispenser. Or is it a secret set of switches by the top of the door that gives way to a secret passage that leads to world peace and every foreign desert in unlimited supply?
Image 250600   06-02-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
 wolfpk: Accurate
 VeeKay: @Knice Words out of my mouth!
 VoR: Three legs gets you coffee quicker
 Knice: I've seen this more often than I've had their coffee.
Image 250599   06-02-18   Uploaded by    clayjar
Image 250598 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by kimjongun. We'll pray for you, kimjongun.
 Not A Bot: I hate children
 Knice: I think you've misplaced this image.
Image 250597   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
 Annoying Vegan : I got to pet like five dogs on the beach this morning; Im so happy
 Sadbot: no gods, no masters, only dog
 Knice: THANK DOG.
Image 250596   06-02-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
 raditzu: Mayonnaise
 Bohab: @VeeKay still?
 VeeKay: He ded
 SuedeOxford: @Sadbot Sweaty Canadian Heaven is my dancin' name.
 Sadbot: @Felicity Vancouver is lovely, it's like Seattle but clean and all the best science fiction shows are produced there.
 Felicity: Was going to bring up Rob Ford when a guy from Toronto got sanctimonious and condescending about Vancouver
 Sadbot: Anytime some Canadian gets sanctimonious and condescending about US politics, I remind them of Rob Ford the Crack Mayor. Stay sweaty in Canadian heaven, my dude
Image 250595   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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