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272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272402  addend: "Whose is that?!" / "Jean's."

272403  addend: Lanky horse.

272454  the snark: Anyone else hear a whisper saying turn it on?

272438  addend: (Titters.)

272439  addend: To nipfinity and beyond!

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

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 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman It's like a Principality, but smaller.
 DrNinjaman: See, I can't turn off my brain's autocorrect. Bored.
 DrNinjaman: What the what is a "Territory"? Besides also being an "On Board". Sounds big.
 Telkwa: First world problems.
 Mad Collager: Princess's what?
Image 250559   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 bug: Breasts light up my life too.
 WTF: It's an old house. The lights reach all the way to the floor.
 chemical: I know the feeling
 toad: I love this! I would like to think this was a coincidence.
Image 250558   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
 wolfpk: *They would die
 apoxia: Literally
 Peter Pantsless: Well you don't have to eat them all at once
 Mad Collager: What if it were dark chocolate Tide pods?
 square44: It's an older meme, but it checks out.
 Troll: this is bad and should be shunned
 piranharama: Accurate
Image 250557   06-01-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
 White Rice: @Bluetocracy don't be silly, she's just shy.
 Bluetocracy: small angry dog is plotting your demise
Image 250556   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
 Not A Bot: i'm making a rape joke but i'm not going to use such a vulgar term as "ass"
 petepuma: i would understand
Image 250555   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
 tib gubb: josh is years and years ahead of his classmates in terms of cognitive ability
 eider: A man's gotta eat
Image 250554   06-01-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 redmonkey3: @sparename - there was a mythbusters about that (?)
 a sedated moose: Great, now I have to figure out which one of my co-workers is also a fellow aggronaut.
 sparename: It's a urinal.. Go on, give it a shot..
Image 250553   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Derp Herpigan: And hey, he parked in the lines, unlike mr. Money in the cool car.
 tib gubb: hey man, having a car is better than not having a car
 Yam: Ok that was funny
Image 250552   06-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
 Dr Awkward: @Nope Wishing you the best! Silver lining, you can wear a "Fuck Cancer" shirt and no one can stop you.
 redmonkey3: Potent recovery and NO return of hated mutation
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo additional well wishes
 Teechur: @Scoo Here's to a speedy and complete recovery!
 Mexico: Get well soon, @Scoo. Also, spoony thumbs represent!
 Otterman: Raise a single digit in a triumphant manner, as to join the gods themselves!
 wolfpupy: @Scoo Fingers and thumbs crossed
 Nope: @Scoo I just noticed I have small thumbs... Thanks for that. Also get better soon! or you know whenever you feel like it
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo they should let you keep them in a jar so you can flip them off every morning. Get well soon spacefriend
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Sending you the best recovery vibes!
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo Stay RAD. We like having you here at the friendly spaceship :)
 kensin: @Scoo oh wow! Get better dude!
 fanny: @Scoo oh my goodness! take care space friend! extra RADs for you :)
 Annoying Vegan : Swift healing, @Scoo! Nice spoony thumbs. I wonder what percentage of people have spoony thumbs, rather than straight thumbs like mine.
 Side Boob: Heres hoping for a speedy and complete recovery @Scoo
 Knice: A rad recovery to you, @Scoo!
 wolfpk: I survived; barely, but that counts!
 illBilliam: Yowza! I hope you get well soon.
 Scoo: For context: this is me, in recovery, after having tumor and lymph nodes removed
Image 250551   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: @funny in the wall I'm learning Photoshop now, and i DO tell You, Internet is a web of graphic lies
 Scoo: Illuminati Weather Control Machine operators hate this one weird trick!
 Mad Collager: DIY Monsoon
 funny in the wall: Omg, you mean it wasnt magic?
Image 250550   06-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
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