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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman It's like a Principality, but smaller.
 DrNinjaman: See, I can't turn off my brain's autocorrect. Bored.
 DrNinjaman: What the what is a "Territory"? Besides also being an "On Board". Sounds big.
 E. HONDA: HALLELUJAH T ES ROZEN
 Telkwa: First world problems.
 Mad Collager: Princess's what?
Image 250559   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
476
 
 bug: Breasts light up my life too.
 WTF: It's an old house. The lights reach all the way to the floor.
 chemical: I know the feeling
 toad: I love this! I would like to think this was a coincidence.
Image 250558   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
221
 
 wolfpk: *They would die
 apoxia: Literally
 Peter Pantsless: Well you don't have to eat them all at once
 Mad Collager: What if it were dark chocolate Tide pods?
 square44: It's an older meme, but it checks out.
 arcticfox12x: this is bad and should be shunned
 piranharama: Accurate
Image 250557   06-01-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
556
 
 White Rice: @Bluetocracy don't be silly, she's just shy.
 Bluetocracy: small angry dog is plotting your demise
Image 250556   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
474
 
 Not A Bot: i'm making a rape joke but i'm not going to use such a vulgar term as "ass"
 petepuma: i would understand
Image 250555   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
274
 
 tib gubb: josh is years and years ahead of his classmates in terms of cognitive ability
 eider: A man's gotta eat
Image 250554   06-01-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
177
 
 redmonkey3: @sparename - there was a mythbusters about that (?)
 a sedated moose: Great, now I have to figure out which one of my co-workers is also a fellow aggronaut.
 sparename: It's a urinal.. Go on, give it a shot..
Image 250553   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
925
 
 Derp Herpigan: And hey, he parked in the lines, unlike mr. Money in the cool car.
 tib gubb: hey man, having a car is better than not having a car
 Yam: Ok that was funny
Image 250552   06-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
1853
 
 Dr Awkward: @Nope Wishing you the best! Silver lining, you can wear a "Fuck Cancer" shirt and no one can stop you.
 redmonkey3: Potent recovery and NO return of hated mutation
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo additional well wishes
 Teechur: @Scoo Here's to a speedy and complete recovery!
 Mexico: Get well soon, @Scoo. Also, spoony thumbs represent!
 Otterman: Raise a single digit in a triumphant manner, as to join the gods themselves!
 wolfpupy: @Scoo Fingers and thumbs crossed
 Nope: @Scoo I just noticed I have small thumbs... Thanks for that. Also get better soon! or you know whenever you feel like it
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo they should let you keep them in a jar so you can flip them off every morning. Get well soon spacefriend
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Sending you the best recovery vibes!
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo Stay RAD. We like having you here at the friendly spaceship :)
 kensin: @Scoo oh wow! Get better dude!
 fanny: @Scoo oh my goodness! take care space friend! extra RADs for you :)
 Annoying Vegan : Swift healing, @Scoo! Nice spoony thumbs. I wonder what percentage of people have spoony thumbs, rather than straight thumbs like mine.
 Side Boob: Heres hoping for a speedy and complete recovery @Scoo
 Knice: A rad recovery to you, @Scoo!
 wolfpk: I survived; barely, but that counts!
 illBilliam: Yowza! I hope you get well soon.
 Scoo: For context: this is me, in recovery, after having tumor and lymph nodes removed
Image 250551   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 raditzu: @funny in the wall I'm learning Photoshop now, and i DO tell You, Internet is a web of graphic lies
 Scoo: Illuminati Weather Control Machine operators hate this one weird trick!
 Mad Collager: DIY Monsoon
 funny in the wall: Omg, you mean it wasnt magic?
Image 250550   06-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
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