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253625  itskando: See: fievel goes West the dog Chase

253613  itskando: Laluminum water: Bright to you by the Laluminatti

253621  Amy Housewine: Godammnit Eddie, leave those people alone.

253593  Amy Housewine: Ooooh - it's only just occurred to me that this might have been (in a roundabout way) where the Pterry Ptitle "Thief Of Time" came from. The thought had neve occurred tome before.

253597  Munkybut: Clean your damn nails!

253621  a sedated moose: I enjoy the fact that you didn't go with the obvious choice of Metallica's Master of Puppets.

253594  Amy Housewine: "Oh do fuck off" seems to be the only halfway sensible response to this.

253611  Dr Awkward: @2Berries I'm not sure how much of a tint %5 or 20% is... 5% doesn't sound like a lot

253608  Amy Housewine: Somebody will be along in a minute to ask him complicated questions about the discography and tell him that he shouldn't wear this if he can't answer them.

253611  2Berries: @Dr Awkward just got 5% all around & it is so nice. Except when you drive in a friends car & realize everyone can see you staring at them now

253615  Amy Housewine: @Christina That was the reference that came to my mind too!

253623  2Berries: "I'm not scared anymore!" "Then your not paying close enough attention!"

253622  Amy Housewine: I prefer DJ Dodger Jammie

253622  Amy Housewine: Shout out the Gingerbread Massive

253622  Dr Awkward: I don't know how good cookies are at DJing, but it's gotta be better than Skrillex, right?

253632  EndlessVanity: Silly me I got the Wyoming one...

253627  Side Boob: If those are by depth, this is a great idea.

253621  VoR: I am not a number! Im a free man, puppet.

253609  Mr. Shine: THANK you!

253594  dangerkeith3000: Condoms aren't close to $5. And Plan B is only like %23.50 iirc.

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253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253360 redmonkey3: Ssso - all red setters are Hank the Bush Bean dogs now ?

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253366 redmonkey3: The "N" word! (?)



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Score:
153
 
 Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman It's like a Principality, but smaller.
 DrNinjaman: See, I can't turn off my brain's autocorrect. Bored.
 DrNinjaman: What the what is a "Territory"? Besides also being an "On Board". Sounds big.
 E. HONDA: HALLELUJAH T ES ROZEN
 Telkwa: First world problems.
 Mad Collager: Princess's what?
Image 250559   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
476
 
 bug: Breasts light up my life too.
 WTF: It's an old house. The lights reach all the way to the floor.
 Felicity: I know the feeling
 WannaBee: I love this! I would like to think this was a coincidence.
Image 250558   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
221
 
 wolfpk: *They would die
 apoxia: Literally
 Peter Pantsless: Well you don't have to eat them all at once
 Mad Collager: What if it were dark chocolate Tide pods?
 square44: It's an older meme, but it checks out.
 arcticfox12x: this is bad and should be shunned
 piranharama: Accurate
Image 250557   06-01-18   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
556
 
 White Rice: @Bluetocracy don't be silly, she's just shy.
 Bluetocracy: small angry dog is plotting your demise
Image 250556   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
474
 
 Not A Bot: i'm making a rape joke but i'm not going to use such a vulgar term as "ass"
 petepuma: i would understand
Image 250555   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
250
 
 tib gubb: josh is years and years ahead of his classmates in terms of cognitive ability
 eider: A man's gotta eat
Image 250554   06-01-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
177
 
 redmonkey3: @sparename - there was a mythbusters about that (?)
 a sedated moose: Great, now I have to figure out which one of my co-workers is also a fellow aggronaut.
 sparename: It's a urinal.. Go on, give it a shot..
Image 250553   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
925
 
 Derp Herpigan: And hey, he parked in the lines, unlike mr. Money in the cool car.
 tib gubb: hey man, having a car is better than not having a car
 Yam: Ok that was funny
Image 250552   06-01-18   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
1828
 
 Dr Awkward: @Nope Wishing you the best! Silver lining, you can wear a "Fuck Cancer" shirt and no one can stop you.
 redmonkey3: Potent recovery and NO return of hated mutation
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo additional well wishes
 Teechur: @Scoo Here's to a speedy and complete recovery!
 Mexico: Get well soon, @Scoo. Also, spoony thumbs represent!
 Otterman: Raise a single digit in a triumphant manner, as to join the gods themselves!
 ignatz: @Scoo Fingers and thumbs crossed
 Nope: @Scoo I just noticed I have small thumbs... Thanks for that. Also get better soon! or you know whenever you feel like it
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo they should let you keep them in a jar so you can flip them off every morning. Get well soon spacefriend
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Sending you the best recovery vibes!
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo Stay RAD. We like having you here at the friendly spaceship :)
 WannaBee: @Scoo oh wow! Get better dude!
 fanny: @Scoo oh my goodness! take care space friend! extra RADs for you :)
 Annoying Vegan : Swift healing, @Scoo! Nice spoony thumbs. I wonder what percentage of people have spoony thumbs, rather than straight thumbs like mine.
 Side Boob: Heres hoping for a speedy and complete recovery @Scoo
 Knice: A rad recovery to you, @Scoo!
 wolfpk: I survived; barely, but that counts!
 illBilliam: Yowza! I hope you get well soon.
 Scoo: For context: this is me, in recovery, after having tumor and lymph nodes removed
Image 250551   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 raditzu: @funny in the wall I'm learning Photoshop now, and i DO tell You, Internet is a web of graphic lies
 Scoo: Illuminati Weather Control Machine operators hate this one weird trick!
 Mad Collager: DIY Monsoon
 funny in the wall: Omg, you mean it wasnt magic?
Image 250550   06-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
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