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269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

268955  petepuma: this is why the chicken came first

269059  Side Boob: Karate Booth Rye Of Nu

269027  Side Boob: So...hi-fives all around, I guess?

269050  petepuma: needs more toilet paper

269045  Side Boob: All glory to the Hypno Dog!

268790  Mr Bleak: @Eleftheros Noooooo! Never try to iron Tigers - it burns the fur

269054  Side Boob: Same. 6' 27" here I come!

268799  Mr Bleak: I'm Jake the Peg, deedle eedle eedle um; With my extra leg, deedle eedle eedle um.

269065  Side Boob: Picasso Pizza

269063  Dr Awkward: I prefer Fido Crotchsniffers earlier works

269036  Prostata: l337 h4x0r d0gg0

269074  electrode: Also me when someone tells me it's a casual event

269064  fumbduck: Don't leave your kitty.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

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12. fisto: 1548 points
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15. DogsRGreat: 1416 points
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 Dr Awkward: @Nope Wishing you the best! Silver lining, you can wear a "Fuck Cancer" shirt and no one can stop you.
 redmonkey3: Potent recovery and NO return of hated mutation
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo additional well wishes
 Teechur: @Scoo Here's to a speedy and complete recovery!
 Mexico: Get well soon, @Scoo. Also, spoony thumbs represent!
 Otterman: Raise a single digit in a triumphant manner, as to join the gods themselves!
 wolfpupy: @Scoo Fingers and thumbs crossed
 Nope: @Scoo I just noticed I have small thumbs... Thanks for that. Also get better soon! or you know whenever you feel like it
 Peter Pantsless: @Scoo they should let you keep them in a jar so you can flip them off every morning. Get well soon spacefriend
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Sending you the best recovery vibes!
 Bluetocracy: @Scoo Stay RAD. We like having you here at the friendly spaceship :)
 kensin: @Scoo oh wow! Get better dude!
 fanny: @Scoo oh my goodness! take care space friend! extra RADs for you :)
 Annoying Vegan : Swift healing, @Scoo! Nice spoony thumbs. I wonder what percentage of people have spoony thumbs, rather than straight thumbs like mine.
 Side Boob: Heres hoping for a speedy and complete recovery @Scoo
 Knice: A rad recovery to you, @Scoo!
 wolfpk: I survived; barely, but that counts!
 illBilliam: Yowza! I hope you get well soon.
 Scoo: For context: this is me, in recovery, after having tumor and lymph nodes removed
Image 250551   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
 raditzu: @funny in the wall I'm learning Photoshop now, and i DO tell You, Internet is a web of graphic lies
 Scoo: Illuminati Weather Control Machine operators hate this one weird trick!
 Mad Collager: DIY Monsoon
 funny in the wall: Omg, you mean it wasnt magic?
Image 250550   06-01-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 DrNinjaman: @BavidDowie @Amy Housewine @WannaBee Two bishops to agree to two sex abuse rules too
 durian: @DrNinjaman @Amy Housewine Two bishops agree to sex abuse rules too.
 Amy Housewine: @BavidDowie @WannaBee @DrNinjaman Two bishops agree: sex abuse rules
 DrNinjaman: @WannaBee Bishops agree, sex abuse rules too.
 Not A Bot: Check out my thing my thing is amazing give it a lick it taste just like raisins!
 teletub: @BavidDowie Bishops agree sex to abuse rules?
 BavidDowie: Shopped out a "to". I hope kids sports programs are learning from this.
 FabricMan: Air guitar!
 tib gubb: forgot a comma
 sparename: Those bishops deserve a good bashing
 Scoo: San Dimas High School Football does too!
 Side Boob: 9 out of 10 dentists agree too!
Image 250549   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
 wolfpk: Six months later, the dog is holding the boy!
 funny in the wall: Whatd you do to them ears, you monster?
Image 250548   06-01-18   Uploaded by    fink
Image 250547 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

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 redmonkey3: Birds do have excellent peripheral vision...
 Air Biscuit: Took me a few mintes to realize the focus was not thepainters tape mirror.
 Robespierre: Questions answered, but no fears allayed
 Bluetocracy: I didn't notice the chicken at first.
 arcticfox12x: no
 phil: LA aqueduct chase scene!
 San DoDo: The chickens are going home to roost I guess
Image 250546   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 DrNinjaman: How'd you get a picture of my Skyrim character, a khajiit named Pacrooti.
 Bluetocracy: Poster child for really good LSD
 jadensmith: Thinkin about thos beans.
Image 250545   06-01-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 redmonkey3: Lock up yo front door & run for yo life
 jochenau: I'm not sure how I feel about dressing up a dog as Antoine Dodson.
 funny in the wall: This predator remake is a little to sexy for me
Image 250544   06-01-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 E. HONDA: use this knowledge wisely
 the snark: Just the tip.
 El hefe: *universe implodes
 Side Boob: Bring back Clippy! *runs*
 trelyate: tipception
Image 250543   06-01-18   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Robespierre: Gotta doo sumthin bout dat dandruff, hoomin
 Side Boob: Is that Bigfoot behind him?
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Kaviri nope, only about those beans
 Kaviri: Do dogs dream of electric borkfs?
Image 250542   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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