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272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

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 tib gubb: I suppose if you really like karaoke
 wolfpk: Designed to electrocute people that sing in the shower.... I suddenly think this thing is awesome!!!
 Knice: @OldKentuckyShark HELL YES
 Liar tuck: Now you can sing poorly in the nude AND know all the words!
Image 249767   05-28-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
287
 
 GoGo Robotto: fake if real
Image 249766   05-28-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
319
 
 Mr Bleak: @Janston I want an armoured attack riding rhino!
 Science: Never go full Wakandan
 FabricMan: Welcome to Hollywood
 Spazstatic: Looks like Robert Downey Junior
 PenguinBartender: Black Thunder? Tropic Panther?
 Janston: I just watched this. Might have to watch it again. Really good, tho hard to follow.
Image 249765   05-27-18   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
732
 
 tib gubb: paws up
Image 249764   05-27-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
301
 
 Mad Collager: Another failed development owned by Donald Trump
Image 249763   05-27-18   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
423
 
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Image 249762   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
61
 
 mickeyd: I bet it smells great in there.
 redmonkey3: More litter in box, silly human
 Air Biscuit: The joker is getting to be somewhat obtuse
Image 249761   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
132
 
 hajjpodge: @Joseph When the greater society has collective control over the wellbeing of their own lives and of others, I seldom think there would be any instances in which the same communities choose to inflict harm upon each other. To do nothing about homelessness or its causes, along with any other ailments facing the population. Certainly preventing the ability of a handful of people to hoard all of the wealth would allow for a far more equitable distribution based on the needs of many through the capabilities of those able to produce.
 hajjpodge: @Joseph Every economic system goes through a period of trial and error until it is able to supplant the preceding system. Capitalism had its experimental period before it supplanted feudalism, and so on. Fortunately the authoritarian, anti-capitalist model has failed. But there are still invaluable lessons in the successes they did have. Ultimately if we truly value democracy, we'll have to bring it into the workplace. The workers should own and operate the businesses in which they give their time and labor, and they should decide collectively what to do with the fruits of their labor. Not a handful of people on the boards of directors and certainly not the shareholders who did nothing to produce that wealth in the first place.
 berlin: No good deed goes unpunished
 Call Of Pooty: say it again @tib gubb
 Joseph: @hajjpodge We tried that, it didn't work for some reason.
 hajjpodge: You attempted to perform a good deed. Don't feel bad about it. It isn't the individual's responsibility to care for the most vulnerable in society, but the society's duty itself. Instead of enabling the capitalists to hoard the wealth and resources of the world while forcing the vast majority of us to compete for what is left. We must reorganize society so that every person may live a comfortable life and receive the care and support they need.
 tib gubb: lessons learned
 Muncharito Beanworld: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho
Image 249760   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
345
 
 Nothing: Oh my
 Warrax: Grabbing my crotch with your shadow isn't nothing.
Image 249759   05-27-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
503
 
 SuedeOxford: Tony Kornheiser lookin' ruff.
 RiderFan: This would be a Vizsla.
 Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.
Image 249758   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
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