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272309  tib gubb: uh... thanks?

272309  Prostata: my favorite place to eat

272110  AdaMan: Desk pop

272308  tib gubb: u sly dog

272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

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271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

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 hajjpodge: @Joseph When the greater society has collective control over the wellbeing of their own lives and of others, I seldom think there would be any instances in which the same communities choose to inflict harm upon each other. To do nothing about homelessness or its causes, along with any other ailments facing the population. Certainly preventing the ability of a handful of people to hoard all of the wealth would allow for a far more equitable distribution based on the needs of many through the capabilities of those able to produce.
 hajjpodge: @Joseph Every economic system goes through a period of trial and error until it is able to supplant the preceding system. Capitalism had its experimental period before it supplanted feudalism, and so on. Fortunately the authoritarian, anti-capitalist model has failed. But there are still invaluable lessons in the successes they did have. Ultimately if we truly value democracy, we'll have to bring it into the workplace. The workers should own and operate the businesses in which they give their time and labor, and they should decide collectively what to do with the fruits of their labor. Not a handful of people on the boards of directors and certainly not the shareholders who did nothing to produce that wealth in the first place.
 berlin: No good deed goes unpunished
 Call Of Pooty: say it again @tib gubb
 Joseph: @hajjpodge We tried that, it didn't work for some reason.
 hajjpodge: You attempted to perform a good deed. Don't feel bad about it. It isn't the individual's responsibility to care for the most vulnerable in society, but the society's duty itself. Instead of enabling the capitalists to hoard the wealth and resources of the world while forcing the vast majority of us to compete for what is left. We must reorganize society so that every person may live a comfortable life and receive the care and support they need.
 tib gubb: lessons learned
 Muncharito Beanworld: It's good to have faith in people... theyll also fuck you tho
Image 249760   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
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 Nothing: Oh my
 Warrax: Grabbing my crotch with your shadow isn't nothing.
Image 249759   05-27-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
503
 
 SuedeOxford: Tony Kornheiser lookin' ruff.
 RiderFan: This would be a Vizsla.
 Yam: God, I've wasted my life and this dog knows it.
Image 249758   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
311
 
 theaquaman: Well, if you need to pee that badly, just go to the bathroom
 TurkeyVulture: Is this jack chick?
 funy speling: Gross
 Knice: Cartoon children using bible verse for innuendo. This does me an uncomfort.
Image 249757   05-27-18   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
603
 
 tib gubb: too salty for me
 durian: Yeah, but the fat content!
 Knice: Hope you don't mind the dinobeetus.
Image 249756   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
Score:
408
 
 Mad Collager: He was worried the doctor would operate on the wrong patient.
 Knice: Looks like he got that tattoo several caramels ago.
 eumoria: It's a spitting image of... himself
Image 249755   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
251
 
 mrwiffler: Never eaten one myself.
 addend: "Ip pasphs bippel. Cam I pull oup mow?"
 Watch Out: Season yours however you like before serving
 Mr. Shine: We now know that this is incorrect. Taste buds are distributed more evenly, with some of each in groups.
 barfolomew: Now here's a bit of non-science we feed kids.
Image 249754   05-27-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
115
 
 l0dan: What am I missing here?
 Greifer: not so secret anymore
 wolfpk: Back door?
 a robot: Her torso is really weird looking
 Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.
 Korrok: No! You can't make me...
 Wet farts: That's just wrong
Image 249753   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
422
 
 tib gubb: i don't know why i find this so funny.
Image 249752   05-27-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
171
 
 Zukero: Conflict of interest.
 Supermansbrother: Taco John's vs Tide Pods might be a push.
 a robot: Taco John's sucks though, except for the Potato Oles. Eat those, avoid the crappy tacos
 Yam: @tib gubb Thank you.
 tib gubb: @Yam my condolences
 tib gubb: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
 Yam: There was a place in town here called Traditional Taco, kind of a little hole in the wall. My girlfriend wouldnt let me try it. Then it closed... the dang ol road not taken, man.
 Mr. Lizard: With hot sauce!
Image 249751   05-27-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
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