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253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

253428  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 There is a school of thought that they are trying to teach us to hunt, so bringing us "easy prey" in the hope we'll get started soon. There is also my theory that my cat just loves murder and disembowelment, and tries to hide the evidence in my shoes.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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 l0dan: What am I missing here?
 Greifer: not so secret anymore
 wolfpk: Back door?
 a robot: Her torso is really weird looking
 Captain Marsupial: Puts your hand on the knob and turn it, gently.
 Korrok: No! You can't make me...
 Wet farts: That's just wrong
Image 249753   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
422
 
 tib gubb: i don't know why i find this so funny.
Image 249752   05-27-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
171
 
 Zukero: Conflict of interest.
 Supermansbrother: Taco John's vs Tide Pods might be a push.
 a robot: Taco John's sucks though, except for the Potato Oles. Eat those, avoid the crappy tacos
 Yam: @tib gubb Thank you.
 tib gubb: @Yam my condolences
 tib gubb: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
 Yam: There was a place in town here called Traditional Taco, kind of a little hole in the wall. My girlfriend wouldnt let me try it. Then it closed... the dang ol road not taken, man.
 Mr. Lizard: With hot sauce!
Image 249751   05-27-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
129
 
 Clim Tinties: Mr. Shine Me too
 MasterTwig: @Mr. Shine Because you probably did what the player in this image did, and drove too close to the train, giving smoke no angle to hit the guys. There's a path to the right of the train that goes up to the same level as the top of the train, giving him (and you with drive-by) a clear shot, making the mission SUPER easy.
 Mr. Shine: @OldKentuckyShark I'm STILL mad.
 Not Sam: Follow the damn train, CJ
Image 249750   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
822
 
 Annoying Vegan : Aww yiss: #249817
 Annoying Vegan : This cat is just begging to be photoshopped over a vent or exhaust pipe.
Image 249749   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
839
 
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Image 249748   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
542
 
 addend: (Changes answer.)
 AlexDeLarge: What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
 Knice: This is BRAD
 In The Pocket: ... extremely indecisive
Image 249747   05-27-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
313
 
 SuedeOxford: I dislike having to pick around bones. I like my "wings" boneless. I won't eat a whole fish. The corndog bone is sometimes too much for me.
 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Only the male ones, silly!
 wolfpk: Worst sponsorship ever!
 Kess: This made me laugh way more than it should have.
 Air Biscuit: They cant all be named peter...
Image 249746   05-27-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
499
 
 Captain Marsupial: It knows Venusian jujitsu
 Nothing: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about venus flytraps to dispute it
Image 249745   05-27-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
653
 
 wolfpk: #249765
 redmonkey3: Not of this earth
Image 249744   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Chaplin
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