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273640  smusher: Homosassa what?

273648  Borp Mento: Today you are the good boy - Kona

273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this



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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
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Score:
643
 
 Prostata: young piggers. their ears arn't even flopped over all the way yet! so cute!
 Spazstatic: Officer 1BDI Turanga Leela reporting.
 Not A Bot: Damn, too late this year.
 Captain Marsupial: They're 1 year old Guinea pigs. The banner should read "over the hill."
 Warrax: Um, what the everloving fuck is this bullshit? Cuz it ain't cake.
Image 249743   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
227
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Leaf me alone
Image 249742   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
617
 
 Jabberwikket: Dis mah stripy ravioli
Image 249741   05-27-18   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
108
 
 NO JOKES: Vlad the Inhaler
Image 249740   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
576
 
 RzK: Kess SuedeOxford Kess Rip Steakface!
 Kess: @SuedeOxford Beef Thickneck!
 SuedeOxford: @Kess Crunch Buttstick
 Kess: Did you guys ever see Mystery Science Theater's "Space Mutiny" and Mike and the Bots come up with weird and hilarious names for the male lead? These names could be any of those.
 Dr. Bathroom: These sound like default usernames from Friendly Spaceship.
 Minnesotan: hello I am Mario McRlwain
 Shay: I can say this is suppose to be the Atlanta Braves' lineup circa 1991 or 1992. I notice David Justice, Otis Nixon, Fred McGriff, Terry Pendleton, and Steve McMichael. BTW, Anatoli Smorin is my Russian porn name.
 Warrax: Call me Sleve. My father is Mr. McDichael.
 Rembo Rompus: Bobson Dugnutt, lol
Image 249739   05-27-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
441
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Fun fact: His father was Wimpy
 WTF: The Hammurderer
Image 249738   05-27-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Image 249737 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ineedhepl. You have brought shame on us, ineedhepl.
Score:
153
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Awww, poor Ritalin got left out
Image 249736   05-27-18   Uploaded by    sorghum
Score:
428
 
 deathawaits: Son, cover the nipples, the neighbours have been complaining
 Entertainmentalist: Maybe everyone else wears these backwards.
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 Jaunty Shrimp: ZZ Top's muse
 redmonkey3: Fashion is Stupid
 Warrax: I thought it was a fucked up panoramic at first.
 Side Boob: BSG lied to you. They go on the other way
 whaleshark: I don't think that's how you do that
Image 249735   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
653
 
 RimLickinGood: Scanner Cop
 tib gubb: "quaid, start the reactor"
 Shay: The elusive kangadog.
 dad: Reminds me of a scene in Total Recall
Image 249734   05-27-18   Uploaded by    agger gater
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