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268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?



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 falling: Air Biscuit I seem to have been demoted from blue to yellow in the last 24 hours, so something is definitely up
 Air Biscuit: @White Rice weird. Im sure i remember them being blue but every image in my google search says otherwise. May ive slipped into a subtly different alternate dimension. The mascots still purple right?
 White Rice: @Air Biscuit you mean those invincible, save for against 2 of the special weapon cars? I hated those purple cars!
 Air Biscuit: This looks like the road, and one of the bad guy cars from the roadblasters arcade game.
 VoR: Phil Dick.
Image 249707   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
189
 
 a robot: I really hate novelty bathroom signs
 jochenau: Those donut bars are the boxed chocolates of the donut world. You never know whether they're filled or what with.
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
Image 249706   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
684
 
 Kess: This makes me miss my greyhound so damn much. But it does make me happy!
 tib gubb: pbbt.
Image 249705   05-27-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
230
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny You probably don't want to look too closely at the between sponge filling layer then.
 Dominus Umbrae: Bukcake?
 Science: @fanny: What about sperm IN a cake though?
 Vault Dweller: Sadly yes
 fanny: @Mr. Shine haha gross!
 Mr. Shine: @fanny what about waffles?
 Mad Collager: This cake better not have a pale filling.
 jochenau: Wouldn't you say that to whichever sperm won, though?
 fanny: even if they're just icing, sperm on a cake is a gross idea
 tib gubb: i'll take it!
Image 249704   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
427
 
 Mad Collager: Every now and then, it's okay when someone has waaaaaaay too much time on his hands, and maybe some ketchup also.
Image 249703   05-27-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
146
 
 Mad Collager: Hey little punks! This is our roof!
Image 249702   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
445
 
 Not A Bot: Fogey with Stogey
 Mr. Shine: *goes back in time, erases smarmy blackboard sign*
 Not A Bot: He was bitten by a radioactive condo
Image 249701   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
644
 
 SuedeOxford: @t48 yessir
 Jaunty Shrimp: @jochenau As both a former hobo AND colorful marker afficianado, I resent your hoboism.
 charlemagne: @t48 I did, his walls were covered in the drawings of the things he saw in the skies, and on his finger was a plastic 50p ring he swore blind held the face of a bhudda with nashing teeth. I just smiled and made sure he didn't wander into the traffic again
 t48: @SuedeOxford I think we all have those friends who insist on taking about nothing but invisible spiders. Better than their children or politics.
 jochenau: What kind of hobo can afford a multi-color marker set? Clearly this is a fake!
 SuedeOxford: @Lantry I know very few drug addicts, but my acquaintances discuss the same things...
 Teechur: @grizzly The sign is in the trash. It looks like s/he succeeded in doing so. Rad for someone fighting to get off the streets!
 Lantry: Actually, most drug addicts I know only talk about the invisible spiders sent by the government.
 tib gubb: a drug addict would say those things
 grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!
Image 249700   05-27-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
925
 
 Life Whacker: Kitteh just went salvador dali mode
 addend: The first layer of a purrfait.
 tib gubb: no bones, only loaf
 werterland: The beans, the tail wrap, the liquidity...I just cannot even. ;-;
 Jaunty Shrimp: I call her Eggy
 Joseph: This cat is happy
Image 249699   05-27-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
697
 
 Mr Bleak: Wait! That's not the park - this is is the Vet!
 Science: Mike - the cops are coming! Forget the cash and just get in the fucking car!
 tib gubb: OMGOMGOMGOMG
 Jaunty Shrimp: This dog has clearly been listening to too much Pointer Sisters
 charlemagne: oi! fucking indicate you utter wanker
 Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"
 Joseph: This dog is happy
 a robot: I FUCKING LOVE CAR RIDES!
Image 249698   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
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