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272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

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5. addend
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271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.



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Score:
286
 
 Frank herbert: Cocky
 Shay: A.D.I.D.A.S.
Image 249682   05-27-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
468
 
 NO JOKES: *Mysterious deer intensify*
 Dresdenkeogh: Getting all up on dat cloaecha.
 Dresdenkeogh: Getting all up on dat cloaecha.
 Air Biscuit: I bet it smells great on there.
 San DoDo: 50 shades of oh deer
Image 249681   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
510
 
 iCEy: Can I have fried gluten without peanuts?
 Annoying Vegan : I want those
 Vinochet: need Epipen, stat!
 funny in the wall: that stuff can be really good
Image 249680   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
325
 
 Kess: Oh. My. God.
 Mr. Shine: I'm calling the cops.
 tib gubb: ahahaha god damn it
 Dresdenkeogh: Rings come out when you spank it.
 sparename: RSI - Repetitive Spanking Injury
 a robot: oh jesus god why
 Shay: Gotta go fast (or slow if you want)
Image 249679   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Image 249678 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. You have brought shame on us, flushpuppy.
Score:
616
 
 tib gubb: frogdog
 Christina: Anywhere to get that ball.
Image 249677   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
470
 
 Shay: Listen you little shit, make that face again and back to the kennel you go.
Image 249676   05-27-18   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
308
 
 nightmarez: Inspector Gadget toilet
 sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation
 FabricMan: Employees only
 Mr. Butt: @jochenau "Good, good. Lower your oblations down into my piss dungeon."
 jochenau: I can't imagine what purpose a combination pissoir/dumbwaiter might serve but I don't want to think about it too much.
Image 249675   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
508
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 249674   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
236
 
 Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.
 Lunimeow: I guess the grass is greener on the other side.
 Dresdenkeogh: The purple one exists in the middle in hybrid phase space
 addend: "And our goats mow and fertilize the lawn."
 Fiveninety: this neighborhood was destroyed by a smugnado last year
Image 249673   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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