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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.



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Score:
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 aoaoaoao: Bunch of amateurs...
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Dresdenkeogh: @TurkeyVulture if you want @Christina 's toe, I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
 Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.
 TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.
 AFanOfSprite: In the end Donny finally shut up...
Image 249667   05-27-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
252
 
 Unicorn: Death Star
 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture At first, I thought your father actually made the dent with his body. I'm glad it wasn't quite that!
 Robespierre: I'd like mine untoasted, with a schmear
 TurkeyVulture: @Mad Collager my old man. At a certain stage of his life, he decided that the rest of the world could look out for him when he backed up rather than the other way around. Pretty sure his similar dent was against a boat. Something with white paint, anyhow.
 Air Biscuit: @Mad Collager probly a spare tire on the back of a 4x4.
 WTF: @raditzu That's no dent.
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture So, at risk of sounding extremely ignorant, what made the dent?
 raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!
 TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.
 whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.
Image 249666   05-27-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
201
 
 VeeKay: God, that's absolutely harrowing.
 funny in the wall: Zygote farming
Image 249665   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
235
 
 Christina: That cake is on something.
Image 249664   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
231
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Angels in America. Angels in my bed. Centipedes in my what now?
 Air Biscuit: Sorry i dropped acid on your cake.
 Shay: "I miss the Boogeyman."
 Lantry: Dayman, save me!
 VeeKay: Squawk!
 WTF: David Bowie makes being an angel his own.
 SuedeOxford: No, Antonio!
Image 249663   05-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
772
 
 Not A Bot: Last one.
 VeeKay: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!
Image 249662   05-27-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
631
 
 Mr Bleak: I want an Emotional Support Armoured Riding Attack Rhino.
 wolfpk: Honey badger give anxiety!
 Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.
 Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.
 BavidDowie: Helps you not GAF
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha ha!
Image 249661   05-27-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
418
 
 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.
 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go
 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...
 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain
 redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.
 Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids
 Joseph: @Annoying Vegan This holds the seat on a paraglider. There is a safety chute, but it hurts most of the time.
 Prostata: ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
 Teechur: You don't need cash or a credit card to pay attention!
 Air Biscuit: Ide expect this kind of stunt from a red one but purple clip, you should know better.
 Annoying Vegan : Please tell me thats just holding your water bottle or something
 Yam: Oh god my butthole
 ignatz: Nobody better sneeze right now..
Image 249660   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
544
 
 WTF: I call BS! That's clearly a night chemtrail.
Image 249659   05-27-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
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Image 249658   05-27-18   Uploaded by    east bay
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