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272781  kshoxx: They're sharing borf heat

272707  Passive: "Not like me, ELMO-1000, advanced prototype. Made of muppettic puppetalloy."

272774  Sadbot: I know a few EMTs who get all pissed at FIght for 15 because they're paid less...and then get even more annoyed with me when I suggest that their wages might be higher if they unionized

272768  Amy Housewine: "Hurrumph!"

272772  Amy Housewine: It protects it with a cunning disguise.

272782  sylveon: *slow clap with tears in eyes*

272782  wootman: Anime was a mistake.

272771  Passive: Here an emperor penguin protects it's baby.

272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)



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Score:
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 aoaoaoao: Bunch of amateurs...
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Dresdenkeogh: @TurkeyVulture if you want @Christina 's toe, I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
 Christina: @TurkeyVulture We get it, you are going senile. That's why you don't "rember" some spellings.
 TurkeyVulture: Amazing. I've seen this movie more times than anything except Star Wars. Ive cosplayed as Walter. I wrote a graduate-level post-Marxist analysis of the film. And somehow I rembered the can as a Ralph's store brand coffee. I'm going senile.
 AFanOfSprite: In the end Donny finally shut up...
Image 249667   05-27-18   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
252
 
 Unicorn: Death Star
 Mad Collager: @Air Biscuit Wow! Maybe the 4x4 was driven by @TurkeyVulture's dad!
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture At first, I thought your father actually made the dent with his body. I'm glad it wasn't quite that!
 Robespierre: I'd like mine untoasted, with a schmear
 TurkeyVulture: @Mad Collager my old man. At a certain stage of his life, he decided that the rest of the world could look out for him when he backed up rather than the other way around. Pretty sure his similar dent was against a boat. Something with white paint, anyhow.
 Air Biscuit: @Mad Collager probly a spare tire on the back of a 4x4.
 WTF: @raditzu That's no dent.
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture So, at risk of sounding extremely ignorant, what made the dent?
 raditzu: where's the dent? it's a Death Star!
 TurkeyVulture: This is essentially my current truck, except mine's the 3/4 ton. Same dent.
 whcvgre78: Dude I used to drive this truck. I mean, the scuff was on the other side, it had a camper hood, and different hubcaps. But I still have a strong affinity for blue, beat-up chevrolet pickups.
Image 249666   05-27-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
201
 
 oregon man: God, that's absolutely harrowing.
 funny in the wall: Zygote farming
Image 249665   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
235
 
 Christina: That cake is on something.
Image 249664   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
231
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Angels in America. Angels in my bed. Centipedes in my what now?
 Air Biscuit: Sorry i dropped acid on your cake.
 Shay: "I miss the Boogeyman."
 Lantry: Dayman, save me!
 tacticaljay: Squawk!
 WTF: David Bowie makes being an angel his own.
 SuedeOxford: No, Antonio!
Image 249663   05-27-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
772
 
 Not A Bot: Last one.
 Prombom: No way could I stand to have him there snoozing without tickling that tummy!
Image 249662   05-27-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
631
 
 Mr Bleak: I want an Emotional Support Armoured Riding Attack Rhino.
 wolfpk: Honey badger give anxiety!
 Christina: But it causes anxiety to everyone else.
 Captain Marsupial: Honey badger always to rad.
 BavidDowie: Helps you not GAF
 pusha p: Ha ha ha ha!
Image 249661   05-27-18   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
418
 
 Side Boob: As someone that used to be an avid rock climber, I pooped a little when I saw this.
 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go
 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...
 redmonkey3: @redmonkey3 - *terrain
 redmonkey3: @Joseph - on closer exam that DOES look like surface features and terrIn... oh poop.
 Zochrot: secure your carabiners kids
 Joseph: @Annoying Vegan This holds the seat on a paraglider. There is a safety chute, but it hurts most of the time.
 Prostata: ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit
 Teechur: You don't need cash or a credit card to pay attention!
 Air Biscuit: Ide expect this kind of stunt from a red one but purple clip, you should know better.
 Annoying Vegan : Please tell me thats just holding your water bottle or something
 Yam: Oh god my butthole
 bad tony: Nobody better sneeze right now..
Image 249660   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
544
 
 WTF: I call BS! That's clearly a night chemtrail.
Image 249659   05-27-18   Uploaded by    WetWilly
Score:
371
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 249658   05-27-18   Uploaded by    east bay
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