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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.



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 Mr Bleak: Recursion: for definition, see previous post.
 Mr Bleak: Recursion: for definition, see next post.
 Coolguy: @Teechur @Mr. Whiskers @Dr. Bathroom Ha! Get it!
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers @Dr. Bathroom Ha! Get it?
 Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?
 Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!
Image 249651   05-27-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
321
 
 tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs
 Not A Bot: Made in China
 Captain Marsupial: 11herbs & spices? It's just meth.
 Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.
 adeadcrab: 249650#249651 timely
Image 249650   05-27-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
489
 
 Bluetocracy: not cool. warm tho
 highdra: That doggo is plotting your murder.
Image 249649   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
264
 
 Captain Marsupial: It must be weird being Superman.
 Air Biscuit: The rainbow connection is muscles.
Image 249648   05-27-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
458
 
 barfolomew: Our ducks do drugs
 Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#
 Amy Housewine: Donald / Dlanod
Image 249647   05-27-18   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
677
 
 BavidDowie: You usually have to pay more for...I mean, "What a bargain!"
 Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.
 Air Biscuit: Tell your fortune for a treat.
Image 249646   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
281
 
 Mr Bleak: Is your squirrel a girlfriend?
 redmonkey3: Mutation!
 BavidDowie: majecal
 Air Biscuit: The horned tree squirrel is more commonly known by its nickname: "the woodpoker"
 Mad Collager: I believe in myself.
Image 249645   05-27-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
911
 
 Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...
 LKoroton: To my new home!
Image 249644   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
130
 
 Mr Bleak: Star Trek: Out of Darkness
 Mr Bleak: The Terminator
 addend: Splash.
 Muncharito Beanworld: Big
 ChubbyBuddy: 5 easy pieces
 mrwiffler: The Right Stuff.
 Dresdenkeogh: Deep impact, Titanic, Apocalypto, From a Whisper to a Scream, Nothing Left to Lose
 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?
 WTF: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
 sparenamelaptopdied: Great Expectations
 Captain Marsupial: Event Horizon. No, wait that's the other side.
 BavidDowie: Stephen King is going to run this category, as it were
 BavidDowie: The Perfect Storm
 charlemagne: there will be blood
 Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.
 charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events
 Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds
 Derp Herpigan: Green Mile
 LKoroton: Down and out in Las Vegas
Image 249643   05-27-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
625
 
 Side Boob: @Teechur I'd be afraid to see that spider.
 Teechur: @Side Boob And to dust the piano
 BavidDowie: ...halp...
 LKoroton: That Kubrick Stare tho
 brian greene: bring me cookies or kitty dies
 Side Boob: Please teach your kids how properly to hold family pets!
Image 249642   05-27-18   Uploaded by    topcity
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