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273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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 Mr Bleak: I'll let you into a secret: married life is about doing dishes and folding laundry as well.
 addend: LOL, "fold".
 charlemagne: I was single for the longest time, but I was too poor and homeless to fully enjoy it
 SuedeOxford: I prefer to think that single life is about options. I can do things without having to worry about their effect on my partner. For example: I took a job for which I'm out of town all week and I come home and tend bar for fun. These activities give me all kinds of time to ponder my crushing loneliness.
 CaptainCatbreath: He seems happy, though.
 Mr. Butt: @WTF Holy fuck, what's up with the tennis shoe collecting? I thought I was the only one who noticed that...
 Passive: Can't imagine why the artist is single....
 WTF: Watching some of the people I work with, married life with no kids is go out to eat every night and buy multiple pairs of fancy tennis shoes.
 Side Boob: I guess three out of 4 isn't bad?
 Mr. Whiskers: Cant it be both?
Image 249636   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
302
 
 wolfpk: She's the counter balance
 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania
 Mad Collager: His wife is dutifully acting as a counterweight.
 Robespierre: Seeking balance
 WTF: @VeeKay "Not so Fast, 3/4 Furious"
 aoaoaoao: Hey Giorgy
 Teechur: Mr. and Mrs. Ballast out for a drive.
 RogueLeader: The Fast and the Furious (Romanian Edition).
 dangerkeith3000: *theme from Beverly Hillbillies plays*
 trelyate: they replaced their tire with a red hula hoop
 skunkrocker: Circle with backup arrow JIC
Image 249635   05-27-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
120
 
 Not A Bot: Which one of us is lying? And which is telling the truth?
 Not A Bot: Photocopying: the JPG artifact generator of the pre-internet times.
Image 249634   05-27-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
934
 
 Mr Bleak: Blessed are the mice: for they shall inherit the Earth.
 BavidDowie: Away with the Stranger
 BavidDowie: O Come, Let us Abhor Him
 a robot: Those pink robes were a bold choice, Joseph, but you're working it!
 Bluetocracy: Jesus be thy cat
 Greek Fire: In nomine felis
 raditzu: Self esteem - very important thing to know Your place.
 trelyate: cativity scene
Image 249633   05-27-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
579
 
 Not A Bot: The floor is water!
Image 249632   05-27-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
578
 
 LKoroton: Weird foot to the lower right
 Prostata: good ol' doggo
 Mad Collager: Is it still there?
 Jak: The pig is just like no way!!
Image 249631   05-27-18   Uploaded by    HermwoodLitmajor
Score:
326
 
 charlemagne: that is a lead collar though
Image 249630   05-27-18   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
265
 
 Bluetocracy: always be prepared... for, um, you know... stuff needing candy bars or something. Fine, I can't think of anything. Just leave me and my diabetes alone.
 dangerkeith3000: Especially if it has coconut in it.
 Teechur: Chocolate is sort of a vegetable...
Image 249629   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
174
 
 dangerkeith3000: Left look fake
 Teechur: @Yurishiro I'm tired of looking like right.
 Seven Eight Nine: I don't even want to feel nor look like left
Image 249628   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
178
 
 redmonkey3: @WannaBee - elevator in home building
 younglink: Let me guess, this was used at an airport.
Image 249627   05-27-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
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