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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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 jazzjunkie: Later, shitlords!
 Prostata: BRB...
 Mad Collager: Energize!
 WannaBee: He wants to find Nibbler.
 WTF: Sometimes a poop is so big it won't flush so you have use both feet to break it up.
 raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!
 iCEy: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.
 Lunimeow: "I'm coming Nemo!"
 Dr Awkward: "And I shall be the king of goldfish!!"
 Peter Pantsless: "What's up, shitlords?"
Image 249608   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
371
 
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Aw shit, I mean as a white person. Any racial animosity you feel as a non-white person is pretty much codified in US law
 square44: let's watch them blame Muslims and immigrants somehow oh hey would you look at 2016
 Sadbot: Just remember; the rich are your actual malefactors, any racial or sexual animosity you think you feel is actually you getting played
Image 249607   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
211
 
 barfolomew: TED-X-Games
 WTF: @Sadbot The 1% had it banned because they didn't want the "takers" getting any ideas.
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward there was one that I can't be arsed to phone-look-up now that was banned, but the point was pretty much "I'm rich, but if we don't sort shit out, they'll be coming for our heads"
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Yeah, generally, TED talks can go eat a dick
 Sadbot: *in weedy nerd voice* "I know all of you think that life has value...but what if we commoditized every aspect of being human" *thunderous applause* -every TED talk ever
Image 249606   05-27-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
256
 
 BavidDowie: couple two tree
 Teechur: @Christina Apparently once, twice, and thrice are the only ones in the series. And fewer and fewer people have even heard of thrice anymore.
 Christina: @Teechur Nobody knows. We say 'four times'.
 Teechur: Do pregnant women have to pay twice? Thrice for twins? I'll stop there because I don't know what comes after "thrice"
 Lunimeow: This is Racial profiling.
Image 249605   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
343
 
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Image 249604   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
634
 
 Pingu IRL: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]
 tib gubb: reptile humor
 Knice: Take that, creationists.
Image 249603   05-27-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
565
 
 addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.
Image 249602   05-26-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
545
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 249601   05-26-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
871
 
 mrwiffler: Owl: 'I'm fucked'
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful squared
 Dr Awkward: Who?
 Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?
Image 249600   05-26-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
230
 
 well duh: "left hand(ed) cigarette" is an old slang term for a joint. *The more you know*
 E. HONDA: No left smoking
 communist: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess
 Dr Awkward: What?
 addend: (Quits smoking.)
 WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?
Image 249599   05-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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