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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.



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 jazzjunkie: Later, shitlords!
 Prostata: BRB...
 Mad Collager: Energize!
 sorghum: He wants to find Nibbler.
 WTF: Sometimes a poop is so big it won't flush so you have use both feet to break it up.
 raditzu: I have to go, my people need me!
 iCEy: He was accepted at hogwarts I guess.
 Lunimeow: "I'm coming Nemo!"
 Dr Awkward: "And I shall be the king of goldfish!!"
 Peter Pantsless: "What's up, shitlords?"
Image 249608   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
371
 
 Sadbot: @Sadbot Aw shit, I mean as a white person. Any racial animosity you feel as a non-white person is pretty much codified in US law
 square44: let's watch them blame Muslims and immigrants somehow oh hey would you look at 2016
 Sadbot: Just remember; the rich are your actual malefactors, any racial or sexual animosity you think you feel is actually you getting played
Image 249607   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
211
 
 barfolomew: TED-X-Games
 WTF: @Sadbot The 1% had it banned because they didn't want the "takers" getting any ideas.
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward there was one that I can't be arsed to phone-look-up now that was banned, but the point was pretty much "I'm rich, but if we don't sort shit out, they'll be coming for our heads"
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Yeah, generally, TED talks can go eat a dick
 Sadbot: *in weedy nerd voice* "I know all of you think that life has value...but what if we commoditized every aspect of being human" *thunderous applause* -every TED talk ever
Image 249606   05-27-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
256
 
 BavidDowie: couple two tree
 Teechur: @Christina Apparently once, twice, and thrice are the only ones in the series. And fewer and fewer people have even heard of thrice anymore.
 Christina: @Teechur Nobody knows. We say 'four times'.
 Teechur: Do pregnant women have to pay twice? Thrice for twins? I'll stop there because I don't know what comes after "thrice"
 Lunimeow: This is Racial profiling.
Image 249605   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
Score:
343
 
You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 249604   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
634
 
 Pingu IRL: [Creepy high violins revelation theme music]
 tib gubb: reptile humor
 Knice: Take that, creationists.
Image 249603   05-27-18   Uploaded by    petunias
Score:
565
 
 addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.
Image 249602   05-26-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
545
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 249601   05-26-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
871
 
 mrwiffler: Owl: 'I'm fucked'
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful squared
 Dr Awkward: Who?
 Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?
Image 249600   05-26-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
230
 
 well duh: "left hand(ed) cigarette" is an old slang term for a joint. *The more you know*
 E. HONDA: No left smoking
 communist: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess
 Dr Awkward: What?
 addend: (Quits smoking.)
 elronhubard: Second hand smoke is ok?
Image 249599   05-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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