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272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

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273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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Score:
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 addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.
Image 249602   05-26-18   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
545
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 249601   05-26-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
871
 
 mrwiffler: Owl: 'I'm fucked'
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful squared
 Dr Awkward: Who?
 Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?
Image 249600   05-26-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
230
 
 well duh: "left hand(ed) cigarette" is an old slang term for a joint. *The more you know*
 E. HONDA: No left smoking
 communist: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess
 Dr Awkward: What?
 addend: (Quits smoking.)
 elronhubard: Second hand smoke is ok?
Image 249599   05-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
609
 
 Dr Awkward: Why?
 Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.
 jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.
 Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.
Image 249598   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
626
 
 Mr Bleak: @Warrax Colliewood!
 Dr Awkward: Where?
 addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)
 Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?
Image 249597   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
235
 
 wolfpupy: @redmonkey3 Thanks a lot now I have to start all the way over!
 redmonkey3: Craaazy tall lean vape.ing person
 UnknownSample: Vape Lyfe
 flying sheep: [getting it comments intensify]
 Dr Awkward: How?
 morakdais: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.
 Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light
 Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all
Image 249596   05-26-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 249595 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. You have brought shame on us, trees.
Score:
368
 
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward I go to any Cheba Hut, Illegal Pete's, or any after hours pizza joint expecting the staff to be similarly altered, your town needs to chill
 Dr Awkward: Fuck yeah, I miss Cheba hut. The one here in town just closed a few months ago. Guessing it was their lackluster customer service
 Sadbot: @a robot likely, but it's the weekend, so I probably won't remember this for next time :D
 a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?
 Sadbot: I remember this being here. Still a great street corner to be really drunk and high on while watching some guy take his clothes off in the crosswalk while he periodically shouts "fuck!". All while suburbanites speed-walk past to a pop-folk show at the Fillmore, panicked because there are black people on both sides of the street.
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta own it
Image 249594   05-26-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
529
 
 blablabla: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised
 Air Biscuit: ...And have bumper stickers expressing their opinions of tailgaters.
 addend: Well, with all those squirrels running across the road, /they/ have to be careful.
 tib gubb: damn squirrel drivers
Image 249593   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
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