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272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

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272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

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Score:
871
 
 mrwiffler: Owl: 'I'm fucked'
 Robespierre: Striking, soulful squared
 Dr Awkward: Who?
 Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?
Image 249600   05-26-18   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
230
 
 well duh: "left hand(ed) cigarette" is an old slang term for a joint. *The more you know*
 E. HONDA: No left smoking
 communist: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess
 Dr Awkward: What?
 addend: (Quits smoking.)
 elronhubard: Second hand smoke is ok?
Image 249599   05-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
609
 
 Dr Awkward: Why?
 Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.
 jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.
 Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.
Image 249598   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
626
 
 Mr Bleak: @Warrax Colliewood!
 Dr Awkward: Where?
 addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)
 Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?
Image 249597   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
235
 
 wolfpupy: @redmonkey3 Thanks a lot now I have to start all the way over!
 redmonkey3: Craaazy tall lean vape.ing person
 UnknownSample: Vape Lyfe
 flying sheep: [getting it comments intensify]
 Dr Awkward: How?
 morakdais: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.
 Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light
 Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all
Image 249596   05-26-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 249595 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. Boo, trees.
Score:
368
 
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward I go to any Cheba Hut, Illegal Pete's, or any after hours pizza joint expecting the staff to be similarly altered, your town needs to chill
 Dr Awkward: Fuck yeah, I miss Cheba hut. The one here in town just closed a few months ago. Guessing it was their lackluster customer service
 Sadbot: @a robot likely, but it's the weekend, so I probably won't remember this for next time :D
 a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?
 Sadbot: I remember this being here. Still a great street corner to be really drunk and high on while watching some guy take his clothes off in the crosswalk while he periodically shouts "fuck!". All while suburbanites speed-walk past to a pop-folk show at the Fillmore, panicked because there are black people on both sides of the street.
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta own it
Image 249594   05-26-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
529
 
 blablabla: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised
 Air Biscuit: ...And have bumper stickers expressing their opinions of tailgaters.
 addend: Well, with all those squirrels running across the road, /they/ have to be careful.
 tib gubb: damn squirrel drivers
Image 249593   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
459
 
 Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.
Image 249592   05-26-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
545
 
 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.
 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...
 XLY: good riddance
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.
 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?
 Air Biscuit: Ill miss drew.
 Dr Awkward: It's about Goddamn time
 Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!
 Shay: Besides Cedar Point and Skyline Chili spaghetti, no big loss.
 jochenau: @WTF I actually kind of liked the proposal to split California into like six smaller states.
 WTF: There are too many states nowadays. Please remove one. No, I'm not a crackpot.
 tib gubb: that's pretty much what i expected from an alien conquerer
 Mr. Pepper: Brutal
 Sadbot: Good, the US could do with less Midwest
Image 249591   05-26-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
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