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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

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Score:
230
 
 well duh: "left hand(ed) cigarette" is an old slang term for a joint. *The more you know*
 E. HONDA: No left smoking
 communist: @Dr Awkward Blow smoke away from the building, not towards? My best guess
 Dr Awkward: What?
 addend: (Quits smoking.)
 elronhubard: Second hand smoke is ok?
Image 249599   05-26-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
609
 
 Dr Awkward: Why?
 Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.
 jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.
 Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.
Image 249598   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
626
 
 Mr Bleak: @Warrax Colliewood!
 Dr Awkward: Where?
 addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)
 Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?
Image 249597   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
235
 
 wolfpupy: @redmonkey3 Thanks a lot now I have to start all the way over!
 redmonkey3: Craaazy tall lean vape.ing person
 UnknownSample: Vape Lyfe
 flying sheep: [getting it comments intensify]
 Dr Awkward: How?
 morakdais: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.
 Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light
 Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all
Image 249596   05-26-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 249595 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. You have brought shame on us, trees.
Score:
368
 
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward I go to any Cheba Hut, Illegal Pete's, or any after hours pizza joint expecting the staff to be similarly altered, your town needs to chill
 Dr Awkward: Fuck yeah, I miss Cheba hut. The one here in town just closed a few months ago. Guessing it was their lackluster customer service
 Sadbot: @a robot likely, but it's the weekend, so I probably won't remember this for next time :D
 a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?
 Sadbot: I remember this being here. Still a great street corner to be really drunk and high on while watching some guy take his clothes off in the crosswalk while he periodically shouts "fuck!". All while suburbanites speed-walk past to a pop-folk show at the Fillmore, panicked because there are black people on both sides of the street.
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta own it
Image 249594   05-26-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
529
 
 blablabla: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised
 Air Biscuit: ...And have bumper stickers expressing their opinions of tailgaters.
 addend: Well, with all those squirrels running across the road, /they/ have to be careful.
 tib gubb: damn squirrel drivers
Image 249593   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
459
 
 Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.
Image 249592   05-26-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
545
 
 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.
 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...
 XLY: good riddance
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.
 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?
 Air Biscuit: Ill miss drew.
 Dr Awkward: It's about Goddamn time
 Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!
 Shay: Besides Cedar Point and Skyline Chili spaghetti, no big loss.
 jochenau: @WTF I actually kind of liked the proposal to split California into like six smaller states.
 WTF: There are too many states nowadays. Please remove one. No, I'm not a crackpot.
 tib gubb: that's pretty much what i expected from an alien conquerer
 Mr. Pepper: Brutal
 Sadbot: Good, the US could do with less Midwest
Image 249591   05-26-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
220
 
 Telkwa: Now in refreshing BISMUTH flavour!
 jochenau: Step 1: Wipe face with a damp cloth. Step 2: Press face firmly into jelly beans I mean collagen mask Step 3: Your face got the 'beetus
Image 249590   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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