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272621  Not A Bot: Why isn't he pissing on a Chevy logo or praying to a cross?

272636  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Holy double switcherino!

272638  Spazstatic: I use Voice Attack while playing some games, mainly the space game Elite: Dangerous, and have it's trigger phrase set to "computer" because Star Trek.

272640  Dr Awkward: Social commentary!

272432  Mr Bleak: It's a real thing - but bloody annoying from the reviews I looked at.

272616  Dr Awkward: Am I tripping balls, or is #272617 a GIF?

272627  a robot: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

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5. Dr Awkward
6. addend
7. Mad Collager
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9. Shay
10. Air Biscuit



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.



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confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
westerner uploaded 272162 (802 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)


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 5. dangerkeith3000: 3376 points
 6. E. HONDA: 2714 points
 7. grizzly: 2682 points
 8. grimes: 1832 points
 9. Jennysaurus: 1805 points
10. youshall: 1784 points
11. Surprising: 1715 points
12. westerner: 1714 points
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14. NoOneImportant: 1597 points
15. crazyfingers: 1546 points
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 Mr Bleak: @Warrax Colliewood!
 Dr Awkward: Where?
 addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)
 Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?
Image 249597   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rockkstar
Score:
235
 
 wolfpupy: @redmonkey3 Thanks a lot now I have to start all the way over!
 redmonkey3: Craaazy tall lean vape.ing person
 UnknownSample: Vape Lyfe
 flying sheep: [getting it comments intensify]
 Dr Awkward: How?
 morakdais: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.
 Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light
 Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all
Image 249596   05-26-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Image 249595 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. We'll pray for you, trees.
Score:
368
 
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward I go to any Cheba Hut, Illegal Pete's, or any after hours pizza joint expecting the staff to be similarly altered, your town needs to chill
 Dr Awkward: Fuck yeah, I miss Cheba hut. The one here in town just closed a few months ago. Guessing it was their lackluster customer service
 Sadbot: @a robot likely, but it's the weekend, so I probably won't remember this for next time :D
 a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?
 Sadbot: I remember this being here. Still a great street corner to be really drunk and high on while watching some guy take his clothes off in the crosswalk while he periodically shouts "fuck!". All while suburbanites speed-walk past to a pop-folk show at the Fillmore, panicked because there are black people on both sides of the street.
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta own it
Image 249594   05-26-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
529
 
 blablabla: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised
 Air Biscuit: ...And have bumper stickers expressing their opinions of tailgaters.
 addend: Well, with all those squirrels running across the road, /they/ have to be careful.
 tib gubb: damn squirrel drivers
Image 249593   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
459
 
 Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.
Image 249592   05-26-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
545
 
 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.
 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...
 XLY: good riddance
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.
 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?
 Air Biscuit: Ill miss drew.
 Dr Awkward: It's about Goddamn time
 Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!
 Shay: Besides Cedar Point and Skyline Chili spaghetti, no big loss.
 jochenau: @WTF I actually kind of liked the proposal to split California into like six smaller states.
 WTF: There are too many states nowadays. Please remove one. No, I'm not a crackpot.
 tib gubb: that's pretty much what i expected from an alien conquerer
 Mr. Pepper: Brutal
 Sadbot: Good, the US could do with less Midwest
Image 249591   05-26-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
220
 
 Telkwa: Now in refreshing BISMUTH flavour!
 jochenau: Step 1: Wipe face with a damp cloth. Step 2: Press face firmly into jelly beans I mean collagen mask Step 3: Your face got the 'beetus
Image 249590   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
602
 
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: girlfriend.
 SuedeOxford: @Dr Awkward you should take your girlfriend out to eat nice meals occasionally.
 Dr Awkward: @addend agreed! My horses teeth are pretty brown, and they eat 99% grass
 addend: Very clean horse teeth.
Image 249589   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
755
 
 a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916
 Air Biscuit: That fancy new hairdo... that loveless glare...
Image 249588   05-26-18   Uploaded by    edvard
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