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272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272742  addend: Yep, that's what they Ptolemy.

272683  DrinkMixMan: Bad burger. Bad burger!

272750  addend: @addend Got the ol' switcherino. Won't be funny if I explain it now. Probably wasn't funny in the first place.

272734  DrinkMixMan: tubular image

272734  DrinkMixMan: and that's the tooth

272755  DrinkMixMan: sperts

272750  addend: Could you... insatiable urge to visit... me?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Image 249595 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by trees. You have brought shame on us, trees.
Score:
368
 
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward I go to any Cheba Hut, Illegal Pete's, or any after hours pizza joint expecting the staff to be similarly altered, your town needs to chill
 Dr Awkward: Fuck yeah, I miss Cheba hut. The one here in town just closed a few months ago. Guessing it was their lackluster customer service
 Sadbot: @a robot likely, but it's the weekend, so I probably won't remember this for next time :D
 a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver
 Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?
 Sadbot: I remember this being here. Still a great street corner to be really drunk and high on while watching some guy take his clothes off in the crosswalk while he periodically shouts "fuck!". All while suburbanites speed-walk past to a pop-folk show at the Fillmore, panicked because there are black people on both sides of the street.
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta own it
Image 249594   05-26-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
529
 
 blablabla: Why is slowly the only word not capitalised
 Air Biscuit: ...And have bumper stickers expressing their opinions of tailgaters.
 addend: Well, with all those squirrels running across the road, /they/ have to be careful.
 tib gubb: damn squirrel drivers
Image 249593   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
459
 
 Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.
Image 249592   05-26-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
545
 
 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.
 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...
 XLY: good riddance
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit yes.
 addend: @Air Biscuit ...aaand Natalie Dee, right?
 Air Biscuit: Ill miss drew.
 Dr Awkward: It's about Goddamn time
 Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!
 Shay: Besides Cedar Point and Skyline Chili spaghetti, no big loss.
 jochenau: @WTF I actually kind of liked the proposal to split California into like six smaller states.
 WTF: There are too many states nowadays. Please remove one. No, I'm not a crackpot.
 tib gubb: that's pretty much what i expected from an alien conquerer
 Mr. Pepper: Brutal
 Sadbot: Good, the US could do with less Midwest
Image 249591   05-26-18   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
220
 
 Telkwa: Now in refreshing BISMUTH flavour!
 jochenau: Step 1: Wipe face with a damp cloth. Step 2: Press face firmly into jelly beans I mean collagen mask Step 3: Your face got the 'beetus
Image 249590   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
602
 
 Mr Bleak: Photobomb level: girlfriend.
 SuedeOxford: @Dr Awkward you should take your girlfriend out to eat nice meals occasionally.
 Dr Awkward: @addend agreed! My horses teeth are pretty brown, and they eat 99% grass
 addend: Very clean horse teeth.
Image 249589   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sue
Score:
755
 
 a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916
 Air Biscuit: That fancy new hairdo... that loveless glare...
Image 249588   05-26-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
291
 
 Zochrot: classic wade
 Skinr: Instead, The Original Series has the bald guy that looks like T. J. Hooker. (Come on, his hairpiece couldn't look any phonier if it had a chin strap.)
 a robot: How meta.
Image 249587   05-26-18   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
586
 
 addend: "I should buy an owl."
Image 249586   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Natch
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