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267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

267965  MrBoffo: Bored Franco

267966  MrBoffo: Straight Outta Restoration

267953  MrBoffo: @FabricMan When it's too small for my ant to read it to me, I stick a fork in it.

267961  Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.

267964  Mad Collager: Actually, all certifications are issued by an adorable female French poodle.

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2. MrBoffo
3. DrNinjaman
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7. tib gubb
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9. Side Boob
10. WTF



The top ten most commented-on images today:

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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sundragon uploaded 267499 (770 points)
MrBoffo uploaded 267546 (758 points)
Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (745 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (740 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 6. toad: 2147 points
 7. Nope: 1885 points
 8. time is wastin: 1795 points
 9. Annoying Vegan : 1724 points
10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
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 sylveon: FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL
 Warrax: How do you do, fellow kids.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna get weird tan lines if you keep sitting there
 Kaviri: @Sadbot I give it five out of five sad points.
 Sadbot: The Age of Extremely Online Meme Dads, what a time to be alive. A shitty time, that is
Image 249579   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
441
 
 Air Biscuit: *joins rebellion
 Jabberwikket: 11.00100100001111110111
 Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?
 Prostata: 02018679823666022001219!
 addend: (Tries to hit Bad. Misses.)
 WTF: But "Players Club Card" only has 15 letters!
 Telkwa: FN2187
 White Rice: What the crap, I got "moon moon"
Image 249578   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
159
 
 Lunimeow: In bed...?
 Air Biscuit: *checks pocket to ensure hand sanitizer is still there
 El hefe: The court documents eventually inform me
 Kaviri: For who the bell tolls, time marches on.
 funny in the wall: Whom
 Captain Marsupial: When I think about you I touch myself.
 sparenamelaptopdied: " # Glory holes well they'll pass you by, Glory holes in the wink of a young boy's eye, Glory holes, Glory holes # "
 eykei: Whom
 Dresdenkeogh: Dr Pepper, the only agnostic soda.
Image 249577   05-26-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
452
 
 Air Biscuit: Your love bugs me
 Scoo: I have one of these. The legs move. It's creepy.
Image 249576   05-26-18   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
479
 
 Teechur: @El hefe That is false. That is, indeed, NOT a Fun Fact.
 Captain Marsupial: Dat bear dun dropped
 savvoy: What a cute puppy!
 El hefe: Fun Fact: if they don't die falling out of a tree, they will eventually starve to death after their chompers wear down
Image 249575   05-26-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
146
 
 Captain Marsupial: You don't spell, it, you say it & let Siri figure out how to spell it.
 addend: Chris Prrrtt
 Darmstadtium: I suppose it is a variation of Expelliarmus...
 Captain Marsupial: You don't spell, it, you say it & let Siri figure out how to spell it.
 140bpm: T-M-I
Image 249574   05-26-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
153
 
 addend: The new Apple Watch Out.
 Kaviri: Watch that first step, it's a doosey.
 sparenamelaptopdied: "Watch me cracking up!"
 DrNinjaman: iCracks
Image 249573   05-26-18   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
503
 
 Skinr: Any object or being can be a potential chin-rest for a tired doggo.
Image 249572   05-26-18   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
134
 
 beckybecky: 5 pushups and dicks out!
 SuedeOxford: This rustles my jimmies.
 WTF: Brother from an unevolved mother.
 LKoroton: You shaved your limb, do you?
Image 249571   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
458
 
 Not A Bot: Buns hole bites
 Himesama: @Prostata All I said is that her mother should stay in a hotel!
 DrNinjaman: Wer-mare
 fatman: I never knew horses had fangs
 tib gubb: why does that horse have a dog mouth
 Prostata: your girlfriend looks upset about something
Image 249570   05-26-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
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