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273580  fenixdown: You're not being downsized, you're being ORGASMSIZED!

273628  Not A Bot: Screw you giant octopus. Eat my giant kitty dick.

273623  a robot: The image quality and whack offping here are just *chef's kiss*

273587  addend: "Ain't nothin' funny, but you better laugh, mo-fo!"

273605  Science: @addend: Sorry, we aren't speaking Latin anymore. You may take your Yoda-speak and go.

273594  addend: (Washes hands thoroughly.)

273607  Brain: Good pastries, 89c.

273629  Dr Awkward: This is a chill-ass cat.

273630  Dr Awkward: @Christina My wife and I call it "Cat Stuff." Either cats can see ghosts, or they're the biggest tweakers in the animal kingdom.

273596  addend: Mmm, penne.

273625  Science: Don't lock your knees, Brenda!

273631  Dr Awkward: @Teh Simpson What show is it?

273603  addend: "Hooman, you have whiskers in your nostrils."

273604  addend: # My spear and magic helmet #

273624  Urn BooUrn: I hope those star-crossed kids make it.

273605  addend: *for whom you are looking.

273624  Christina: Best pals forever.

273608  addend: Back to #273632.

273632  addend: Not bad, but #273608 has better camo.

273610  addend: Lo-fi image fits.

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273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.



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I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (824 points)
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Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
nclaw uploaded 273369 (757 points)
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134
 
 beckybecky: 5 pushups and dicks out!
 SuedeOxford: This rustles my jimmies.
 WTF: Brother from an unevolved mother.
 LKoroton: You shaved your limb, do you?
Image 249571   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
458
 
 Not A Bot: Buns hole bites
 Himesama: @Prostata All I said is that her mother should stay in a hotel!
 DrNinjaman: Wer-mare
 fatman: I never knew horses had fangs
 tib gubb: why does that horse have a dog mouth
 Prostata: your girlfriend looks upset about something
Image 249570   05-26-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
323
 
 addend: Something something rear entrance.
 Dr. Bathroom: @DrNinjaman Shouldn't the house just be one big gutter?
 DrNinjaman: I'm sorry, but porn sites definitely have more than one floor.
Image 249569   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
363
 
 carpwoman: @DrNinjaman - As long as they can get away with it.
 Off Topic: @DrNinjaman honestly, it only takes about a month or two.
 DrNinjaman: Yeah, plus slaves! That Michigan road does look like total crap though. How long do you ignore a road to expose the rebar like that?
 Not A Bot: jokes on you! I dont even have a girlfriend!
 fanny: @jochenau plus salt and winters aren't the best for streets either
 jochenau: They were amazing engineers, but again, you have to ask yourself how many large trucks have driven over that road in the last 2000 years.
Image 249568   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
571
 
 addend: You lost me at "juiced"... then at "seafloor".
 Yam: You damn kids!
 Springbok: Heh heh. "Woods Hole".
Image 249567   05-26-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
187
 
 BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia
 DrNinjaman: My favorite urine therapy is the people who use it to treat pink eye.
 trees: PS that was for @jochenau
 Callahan: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had a thing about this. Since people s medical insurance will pay for urine tests, a lot of shady treatment centres send their patients out for constant unnecessary urine tests. The testing facility pays the treatment centre a kickback
 Aspirin: Solent piss is piss!
 Sadbot: @VeeKay It does make for some unintentionally hilarious YT videos of men talking about aging, and then drinking, their urine, though. Can't argue with stupid, may as well laugh as it chugs it's own piss.
 jochenau: I'm unclear on the arrow leading from "toilet" to "pharmaceutical industry". Are they secretly manufacturing drugs from poop?
 topcity: Drinking bodily waste products seems, I don't know, foolish? Yeah. Foolish. Drinking a bodily waste product to treat an illness is fucking stupid.
Image 249566   05-26-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
452
 
 UnknownSample: I've been practicing that technique for years. Next time one of you gets harassed on the street, just fake a heart attack and start farting a lot.
 DrNinjaman: "Hey baby...you are so hot." "Oh thank you, you big hunk...I...oh no, ahrgg, my thorax, (gurgle)." "So, uh, you want head back to my place or what?"
 Air Biscuit: Male dragonflies dont notice.(I'm sorry for that one)
 sparename: "NO.. I've got a deadache!"
Image 249565   05-26-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
410
 
 Kaviri: Anonymous Rex
 sparename: "Bring on the beds!!"
Image 249564   05-26-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Eat dat...
 sparename: Blind Goatse
 Himesama: Feeling myself
Image 249563   05-26-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
383
 
 savvoy: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Springbok: At least he has nice chompers
 Himesama: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 WTF: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 grid: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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