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262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

262594  joxxuh: Shut up Mint! Its been a rough enough without you mocking me!

262585  Peter Pantsless: This soft dog is too fast.

262583  Solemn: Anime logic states that until you have a snot bubble, you're not really asleep.

262476  highdra: @dangerkeith3000 you got me

262565  Winterneuro: Bah-ston in the background. Go Sox!

262584  Solemn: And it's made of rotting wheat, too!

262582  Solemn: Didn't know the X-Men premiered the man-boob window. Guess you learn something new every day.

262575  WannaBee: @White Rice Nope it's @Scoo

262580  hajjpodge: You're hired.

262583  Zarathustra: Zoom in to see what u gotta see.

262592  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262571  E. HONDA: Inspired by a certain Nicholas Cage movie?

262551  Zarathustra: Living with a girl.jpg

262591  NO JOKES: Wish my dog would do this, he makes me walk forever!

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 Meng Flongus: 5 pushups and dicks out!
 Trong Albombies: This rustles my jimmies.
 Flulm Cremupert: Brother from an unevolved mother.
 Flongo Bruble: You shaved your limb, do you?
Image 249571   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Florb Grunuble
 Hengo Rempungus: Buns hole bites
 Jeple Rempongo: @Prostata All I said is that her mother should stay in a hotel!
 Jurb Albopert: Wer-mare
 Lampo Albongus: I never knew horses had fangs
 Hump Cremombies: why does that horse have a dog mouth
 Pold Morpoble: your girlfriend looks upset about something
Image 249570   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bift Albumbies
 Trold Rempuble: Something something rear entrance.
 Gewn Grongus: @DrNinjaman Shouldn't the house just be one big gutter?
 Ping Drumupert: I'm sorry, but porn sites definitely have more than one floor.
Image 249569   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Hongo Dampungo
 Girt Dampomple: @DrNinjaman - As long as they can get away with it.
 Lempo Plemopert: @DrNinjaman honestly, it only takes about a month or two.
 Thown Albopert: Yeah, plus slaves! That Michigan road does look like total crap though. How long do you ignore a road to expose the rebar like that?
 Horb Plemongo: jokes on you! I dont even have a girlfriend!
 Jingo Gropert: @jochenau plus salt and winters aren't the best for streets either
 Lungo Morpomple: They were amazing engineers, but again, you have to ask yourself how many large trucks have driven over that road in the last 2000 years.
Image 249568   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mild Horpungus
 Flirbo Flumopert: You lost me at "juiced"... then at "seafloor".
 Mong Grunongo: You damn kids!
 Jorbo Albungus: Heh heh. "Woods Hole".
Image 249567   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Crurbo Plupert
 Frort Rempuble: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia
 Belm Flumungus: My favorite urine therapy is the people who use it to treat pink eye.
 Thople Flumupert: PS that was for @jochenau
 Girb Horpopert: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had a thing about this. Since people s medical insurance will pay for urine tests, a lot of shady treatment centres send their patients out for constant unnecessary urine tests. The testing facility pays the treatment centre a kickback
 Thuft Drumombies: Solent piss is piss!
 Hewn Flumungo: @VeeKay It does make for some unintentionally hilarious YT videos of men talking about aging, and then drinking, their urine, though. Can't argue with stupid, may as well laugh as it chugs it's own piss.
 Pewn Dampongo: I'm unclear on the arrow leading from "toilet" to "pharmaceutical industry". Are they secretly manufacturing drugs from poop?
 Lempo Dampombies: Drinking bodily waste products seems, I don't know, foolish? Yeah. Foolish. Drinking a bodily waste product to treat an illness is fucking stupid.
Image 249566   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Diple Cremopert
 Crewn Horpupert: I've been practicing that technique for years. Next time one of you gets harassed on the street, just fake a heart attack and start farting a lot.
 Frorm Morpoble: "Hey are so hot." "Oh thank you, you big hunk...I...oh no, ahrgg, my thorax, (gurgle)." "So, uh, you want head back to my place or what?"
 Ging Dampumbies: Male dragonflies dont notice.(I'm sorry for that one)
 Crungo Horpungo: "NO.. I've got a deadache!"
Image 249565   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bople Cremoble
 Vald Plongo: Anonymous Rex
 Flulm Plemungus: "Bring on the beds!!"
Image 249564   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Frang Albuble
 Gungo Drumomple: Eat dat...
 Bomp Flumongus: Blind Goatse
 Meld Drumumbies: Feeling myself
Image 249563   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Goft Drumupert
 Frurbo Rempoble: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Rumpo Plomple: At least he has nice chompers
 Meng Drumopert: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 Girb Cremongus: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 Jimp Flumumbies: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Trongo Rempopert
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