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253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

253750  redmonkey3: Pets & Cuddles!

253751  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - or a spicey switcherino ?

253807  Kaviri: I can dig it.

253806  Dr Awkward: If he steps on Lego bloks, do they just stick to his feet?

253760  redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with

253800  Teechur: COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake restaurant logo or leave it blank.

253801  Teechur: @Not A Bot Every once in a while, your random comments are spot-on. This one, however, is spot-off, imho

253731  fishsoup: There's a solar operated canon just next to this fountain.

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. Robespierre
3. redmonkey3
4. DrNinjaman
5. Side Boob
6. Dr Awkward
7. Spazstatic
8. Shay
9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253792 Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?



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tears as lube uploaded 253604 (895 points)
nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (869 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253628 (855 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
Pingu IRL uploaded 253303 (819 points)
Mexico uploaded 253394 (808 points)
Science uploaded 253621 (808 points)


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 4. WannaBee: 3564 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 2458 points
 6. Warrax: 2294 points
 7. tears as lube: 2165 points
 8. cannabis: 1935 points
 9. Pingu IRL: 1914 points
10. Jonananathan: 1872 points
11. phil: 1859 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
13. Laree: 1784 points
14. Scoo: 1763 points
15. dirtstick: 1732 points
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Score:
134
 
 beckybecky: 5 pushups and dicks out!
 SuedeOxford: This rustles my jimmies.
 WTF: Brother from an unevolved mother.
 LKoroton: You shaved your limb, do you?
Image 249571   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
458
 
 Not A Bot: Buns hole bites
 Himesama: @Prostata All I said is that her mother should stay in a hotel!
 DrNinjaman: Wer-mare
 fatman: I never knew horses had fangs
 tib gubb: why does that horse have a dog mouth
 Prostata: your girlfriend looks upset about something
Image 249570   05-26-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
323
 
 addend: Something something rear entrance.
 Dr. Bathroom: @DrNinjaman Shouldn't the house just be one big gutter?
 DrNinjaman: I'm sorry, but porn sites definitely have more than one floor.
Image 249569   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
363
 
 carpwoman: @DrNinjaman - As long as they can get away with it.
 Off Topic: @DrNinjaman honestly, it only takes about a month or two.
 DrNinjaman: Yeah, plus slaves! That Michigan road does look like total crap though. How long do you ignore a road to expose the rebar like that?
 Not A Bot: jokes on you! I dont even have a girlfriend!
 fanny: @jochenau plus salt and winters aren't the best for streets either
 jochenau: They were amazing engineers, but again, you have to ask yourself how many large trucks have driven over that road in the last 2000 years.
Image 249568   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
571
 
 addend: You lost me at "juiced"... then at "seafloor".
 Yam: You damn kids!
 Springbok: Heh heh. "Woods Hole".
Image 249567   05-26-18   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
187
 
 BavidDowie: I hear they have wonderful healthcare in Russia
 DrNinjaman: My favorite urine therapy is the people who use it to treat pink eye.
 trees: PS that was for @jochenau
 Callahan: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver had a thing about this. Since people s medical insurance will pay for urine tests, a lot of shady treatment centres send their patients out for constant unnecessary urine tests. The testing facility pays the treatment centre a kickback
 Aspirin: Solent piss is piss!
 Sadbot: @VeeKay It does make for some unintentionally hilarious YT videos of men talking about aging, and then drinking, their urine, though. Can't argue with stupid, may as well laugh as it chugs it's own piss.
 jochenau: I'm unclear on the arrow leading from "toilet" to "pharmaceutical industry". Are they secretly manufacturing drugs from poop?
 VeeKay: Drinking bodily waste products seems, I don't know, foolish? Yeah. Foolish. Drinking a bodily waste product to treat an illness is fucking stupid.
Image 249566   05-26-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
452
 
 UnknownSample: I've been practicing that technique for years. Next time one of you gets harassed on the street, just fake a heart attack and start farting a lot.
 DrNinjaman: "Hey baby...you are so hot." "Oh thank you, you big hunk...I...oh no, ahrgg, my thorax, (gurgle)." "So, uh, you want head back to my place or what?"
 Air Biscuit: Male dragonflies dont notice.(I'm sorry for that one)
 sparename: "NO.. I've got a deadache!"
Image 249565   05-26-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
410
 
 Kaviri: Anonymous Rex
 sparename: "Bring on the beds!!"
Image 249564   05-26-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Eat dat...
 sparename: Blind Goatse
 Himesama: Feeling myself
Image 249563   05-26-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
383
 
 savvoy: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Springbok: At least he has nice chompers
 Himesama: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 WTF: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 antipatterns: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
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