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272309  tib gubb: uh... thanks?

272309  Prostata: my favorite place to eat

272110  AdaMan: Desk pop

272308  tib gubb: u sly dog

272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

272252  FabricMan: 55% of this fruit is grapefruit, and 45% is orange

272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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Score:
434
 
 wolfpk: The fine print: So don't complain the few time we screw up!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?
 Mr. Shine: *except now
 Nope: * out of 15 billion items shipped.
 sparename: Grandma got gravy garments
 Not A Bot: snug as a bug in a rug
Image 249512   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
979
 
 Not A Bot: would pet / would pet
 SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line
 tess: AW :-)
Image 249511   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
393
 
 Mr Bleak: ... punch it Chewie!
 Telkwa: Chad's grandma is my co-pilot.
 Nope: Very good advice
Image 249510   05-26-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
244
 
 Mr Bleak: A pooh taking a pooh ... if she wipes properly, ill she disappear?
 jazzjunkie: I too enjoy dressing up to get in the spirit of things!
 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.
 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 El hefe: @OldKentuckyShark looks like there was already a transporter accident
 Darmstadtium: Is this meta?
 dobbiesdoogs: twist: she's actually pissing
 Shay: Grandma had a crock full of gravy.
 kazzy94: Who is taking this picture?
 trelyate: I gotta take a me
 Side Boob: Who says class is dead?
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown
 mrdiron: Shitception
 togboat: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi
Image 249509   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
705
 
 a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.
Image 249508   05-26-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
118
 
 mrwiffler: Star Trek never had enough teleporter accidents for my liking. Real missed opportunities.
 Gluten Fee: @barfolomew Of course!
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Or Canadian hockey punk hanging
 barfolomew: Okay, now post the two dudes in front of the Caddy!
 raditzu: Totally original... :P
Image 249507   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
262
 
 charlemagne: future london is looking clean
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of wherever the hell this is.
Image 249506   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
623
 
 Lunimeow: After raising 4 totally different cats from kittens and all of them have turned out super chill. I still have no idea how it happens, I think it's a fear thing either from abuse or it might be fear in the person interacting with the cat, no idea.
 a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it
 whcvgre78: I always wonder about when the critical turning point in a cat's life must occur: What is the moment, and cause of said moment, wherein a kitten morphs from "tee-hee meow, I'm a kitten and everything is fun," to "I'm a cat and everything should die"? We can control for external factors and variables, many kittens that grow up in loving households can still become the stereotypical "mean" cat, and many cats still seem to retain "kitten-like" qualities. I need a feline psychoanalyst. On an unrelated note, autorad for kittens.
Image 249505   05-26-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
714
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."
 sue: Socially progressive comment.
 Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.
Image 249504   05-26-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
370
 
 Shay: I always mix up Elon Musk with the Pharma Bro.
 charlemagne: @Sadbot that's why they all swarm to las vegas in the stand
 Sadbot: @jochenau STEM fields, particularly the TE parts, seem to attract a lot social darwinist types who deem it weak to band together to protect their labor interests... and then turn around and complain about HB1 visas. I don't think it's a widely held opinion about IT dorks, but maybe it's just those that I meet.
 jochenau: @Sadbot I didn't know IT dorks had a reputation for union-hating. Is there a particular reason?
 Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial
 Christina: He sent his car to space.
 a robot: i hate that guy
 square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars
Image 249503   05-26-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
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