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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.



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Score:
374
 
 Side Boob: @Christina but very boopy!
 Christina: Not spooky.
Image 249500   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
157
 
 Christina: A relationship has ended.
 barfolomew: Did Oscar have a teddy bear? Am I nuts or do I remember that?
Image 249499   05-26-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
608
 
 Otterman: That's a handsome fella
Image 249498   05-26-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
664
 
 Fullhouse: Weapons-grade cute
Image 249497   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
559
 
 Dr. Bathroom: How many faces has that already been used on?
 addend: @Yurishiro The man-child dad.
 Stephen Milkmus: What monumental douche would do that to a baby's face
Image 249496   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
118
 
 Shay: AMIRITE?!?!?
 SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*
 charlemagne: put it back in the ocean, henning
 WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.
 San DoDo: @ignatz Bald eagle drumsticks n fries
 Dr Awkward: This is child abuse on the parents' behalf.
 redpeepee: I believe you speak 'freedom'
Image 249495   05-26-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
528
 
 E. HONDA: right now they're practicing 4'33"
 Gomi Day: @barfolomew but that's a brand new moog!
 jochenau: "All of our test audiences fall asleep in under two minutes. Experiment: successful!"
 barfolomew: Compare #248807
 barfolomew: Early moogs had far fewer knobs.
Image 249494   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
593
 
 jochenau: Well, at least *one* awesome person lives in Cincinnati.
 Mr. Shine: This is what they do when they can't sell all the ad space.
 WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!
 Amy Housewine: Me, I did.
 addend: Doot - (verb) To play a horn. Synonyms: Toot. (noun) A skeleton.
 Christina: Paper spots are cheaper than you think.
 Air Biscuit: Chain addiction is a serious problem.
 fanny: someone who's doing the lord's work, obvs
Image 249493   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
532
 
 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts
 Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed
 jochenau: @barfolomew Your wife's bouffant.
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur I'll bet that's exactly it.
 Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.
 WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.
 Zochrot: doubles as a baby sling shot during accidents
 a robot: 518 Lighthouse Avenue must be the Hammock District
 fanny: *brought to you by morticians of america
 barfolomew: I can't tell, does it attach to the backseat? The trunk? The undercarriage?
Image 249492   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Not how I pictured Beowulf
 Telkwa: hmmm - they've only got squat toilets at the North Pole. Who knew?
 Austin: Sleighbells dragging on the ground
 addend: "Come at me, snow."
 Christina: Mr Santa has very short legs.
Image 249491   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
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