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267930  BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267938  BavidDowie: Brace of Coneys

267941  BavidDowie: I'm ashamed to see this blatant erotic display on the Spaceship

267892  VeeKay: Classic Bethesda

267894  VeeKay: May the ghost of Jeff Bezos haunt your Christmas.

267950  Not A Bot: netflix is for people who dont have a computer. *google*watch (insert show/movie here) online*enter*

267924  tib gubb: classy as heck

267961  BavidDowie: This deer is giving the Divine blessing of the God-Man

267938  tib gubb: delicious

267946  tib gubb: well i'm not going to criticize you for being half-assed about it

267974  BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."

267952  Christina: *fuchsia.

267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

267974  Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.

267970  Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267930 BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.



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 7. Nope: 1885 points
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10. static xyz: 1626 points
11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
118
 
 Shay: AMIRITE?!?!?
 SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*
 charlemagne: put it back in the ocean, henning
 WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.
 San DoDo: @ignatz Bald eagle drumsticks n fries
 Dr Awkward: This is child abuse on the parents' behalf.
 redpeepee: I believe you speak 'freedom'
Image 249495   05-26-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
528
 
 E. HONDA: right now they're practicing 4'33"
 Gomi Day: @barfolomew but that's a brand new moog!
 jochenau: "All of our test audiences fall asleep in under two minutes. Experiment: successful!"
 barfolomew: Compare #248807
 barfolomew: Early moogs had far fewer knobs.
Image 249494   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
593
 
 jochenau: Well, at least *one* awesome person lives in Cincinnati.
 Mr. Shine: This is what they do when they can't sell all the ad space.
 WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!
 Amy Housewine: Me, I did.
 addend: Doot - (verb) To play a horn. Synonyms: Toot. (noun) A skeleton.
 Christina: Paper spots are cheaper than you think.
 Air Biscuit: Chain addiction is a serious problem.
 fanny: someone who's doing the lord's work, obvs
Image 249493   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
532
 
 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts
 Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed
 jochenau: @barfolomew Your wife's bouffant.
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur I'll bet that's exactly it.
 Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.
 WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.
 Zochrot: doubles as a baby sling shot during accidents
 a robot: 518 Lighthouse Avenue must be the Hammock District
 fanny: *brought to you by morticians of america
 barfolomew: I can't tell, does it attach to the backseat? The trunk? The undercarriage?
Image 249492   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Not how I pictured Beowulf
 Telkwa: hmmm - they've only got squat toilets at the North Pole. Who knew?
 Austin: Sleighbells dragging on the ground
 addend: "Come at me, snow."
 Christina: Mr Santa has very short legs.
Image 249491   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
443
 
 whcvgre78: More interested to know why someone was dicking around at the county morgue.
 Mr. Shine: I'm heading this because it looks like Will Laren's "artwork."
 caitelyn: Flaming carrot
 Mad Collager: @WannaBee I think it's a caroot
 San DoDo: The ol' spicy jewel-under-a-corps's-eyepatch
 soccer: Is he smoking a carrot?
 Wort Mumpus: This hurts my eyes and my soul.
Image 249490   05-26-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @adeadcrab Yeah - body too short, neck too long, front legs just weird.
 adeadcrab: Cats are hard to draw. Even this one is kind of off
 Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.
 a robot: Judgemental much, red text? I'll draw kitties any way I want to, thank ou very much
Image 249489   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
1032
 
 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!
 Shay: Watch out GOR-GOR, you got some stiff competition.
 Mr. Shine: @Vinochet One, maybe two?
 Vinochet: I wonder what mileage it gets
 raditzu: Sweet mother of God, i want that!
 Christina: That send a message to the enemies. If the army can afford this guess what else they can afford?
 San DoDo: Triceractor
 White Rice: @Jennysaurus why not both?
 filthylaw: Trump's plan to beat ISIS.
 Jennysaurus: Can't decide if this is overly large and unnecessary, or friggin sweet
Image 249488   05-26-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
699
 
 RiderFan: Lets see... Shoes that cover half the foot, bare legs, leotards with sleeves. These are gymnasts, not ballerinas!
 jochenau: Further proof that ballerinas are, in fact, robots.
 Dr Awkward: "I've had hangovers before, but this is ridiculous!"...
Image 249487   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
651
 
 Teechur: @Yam And white toes! What a cutie!
 a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3
 Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration
 a robot: Happy borkday, old pupper!
Image 249486   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Yam
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