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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
532
 
 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts
 Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed
 jochenau: @barfolomew Your wife's bouffant.
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur I'll bet that's exactly it.
 Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.
 WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.
 Zochrot: doubles as a baby sling shot during accidents
 a robot: 518 Lighthouse Avenue must be the Hammock District
 fanny: *brought to you by morticians of america
 barfolomew: I can't tell, does it attach to the backseat? The trunk? The undercarriage?
Image 249492   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Not how I pictured Beowulf
 Telkwa: hmmm - they've only got squat toilets at the North Pole. Who knew?
 Austin: Sleighbells dragging on the ground
 addend: "Come at me, snow."
 Christina: Mr Santa has very short legs.
Image 249491   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
443
 
 whcvgre78: More interested to know why someone was dicking around at the county morgue.
 Mr. Shine: I'm heading this because it looks like Will Laren's "artwork."
 caitelyn: Flaming carrot
 Mad Collager: @WannaBee I think it's a caroot
 San DoDo: The ol' spicy jewel-under-a-corps's-eyepatch
 WannaBee: Is he smoking a carrot?
 Wort Mumpus: This hurts my eyes and my soul.
Image 249490   05-26-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @adeadcrab Yeah - body too short, neck too long, front legs just weird.
 adeadcrab: Cats are hard to draw. Even this one is kind of off
 Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.
 a robot: Judgemental much, red text? I'll draw kitties any way I want to, thank ou very much
Image 249489   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
1032
 
 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!
 Shay: Watch out GOR-GOR, you got some stiff competition.
 Mr. Shine: @Vinochet One, maybe two?
 Vinochet: I wonder what mileage it gets
 raditzu: Sweet mother of God, i want that!
 Christina: That send a message to the enemies. If the army can afford this guess what else they can afford?
 San DoDo: Triceractor
 White Rice: @Jennysaurus why not both?
 filthylaw: Trump's plan to beat ISIS.
 Jennysaurus: Can't decide if this is overly large and unnecessary, or friggin sweet
Image 249488   05-26-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
699
 
 RiderFan: Lets see... Shoes that cover half the foot, bare legs, leotards with sleeves. These are gymnasts, not ballerinas!
 jochenau: Further proof that ballerinas are, in fact, robots.
 Dr Awkward: "I've had hangovers before, but this is ridiculous!"...
Image 249487   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
651
 
 Teechur: @Yam And white toes! What a cutie!
 a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3
 Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration
 a robot: Happy borkday, old pupper!
Image 249486   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
145
 
 White Male: Speaking your subtext
 barfolomew: Hollywood female archetype #4. Of 5.
Image 249485   05-26-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
314
 
 elahabdh: My generation wants to die, too, but will be overlooked and forgotten, as usual
 addend: My generation is going to be known for expecting to be known for something inconsequential.
 Side Boob: As if everyone isn't just waiting to die. Nope, millenials totally thought of it first...
 WTF: In that order.
Image 249484   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
465
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 249483   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
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