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273373  DrNinjaman: Real meridians have curves

273423  Theimposter: Show part of most great novels to a grammar teacher, and that red pen will destroy them.

273430  Prombom: Prison selfie! :DDD

273433  a robot: I hate this stupid meme and I can't believe it gets posted three times a week :(

273430  a robot: humans identified

273410  a robot: Don't go blaming this on no stinkin frog

273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

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273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!



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 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts
 Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed
 jochenau: @barfolomew Your wife's bouffant.
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur I'll bet that's exactly it.
 Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.
 WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.
 Zochrot: doubles as a baby sling shot during accidents
 a robot: 518 Lighthouse Avenue must be the Hammock District
 fanny: *brought to you by morticians of america
 barfolomew: I can't tell, does it attach to the backseat? The trunk? The undercarriage?
Image 249492   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Not how I pictured Beowulf
 Telkwa: hmmm - they've only got squat toilets at the North Pole. Who knew?
 Austin: Sleighbells dragging on the ground
 addend: "Come at me, snow."
 Christina: Mr Santa has very short legs.
Image 249491   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
443
 
 whcvgre78: More interested to know why someone was dicking around at the county morgue.
 Mr. Shine: I'm heading this because it looks like Will Laren's "artwork."
 caitelyn: Flaming carrot
 Mad Collager: @WannaBee I think it's a caroot
 San DoDo: The ol' spicy jewel-under-a-corps's-eyepatch
 soccer: Is he smoking a carrot?
 Wort Mumpus: This hurts my eyes and my soul.
Image 249490   05-26-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @adeadcrab Yeah - body too short, neck too long, front legs just weird.
 adeadcrab: Cats are hard to draw. Even this one is kind of off
 Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.
 a robot: Judgemental much, red text? I'll draw kitties any way I want to, thank ou very much
Image 249489   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
1032
 
 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!
 Shay: Watch out GOR-GOR, you got some stiff competition.
 Mr. Shine: @Vinochet One, maybe two?
 Vinochet: I wonder what mileage it gets
 raditzu: Sweet mother of God, i want that!
 Christina: That send a message to the enemies. If the army can afford this guess what else they can afford?
 San DoDo: Triceractor
 White Rice: @Jennysaurus why not both?
 filthylaw: Trump's plan to beat ISIS.
 Jennysaurus: Can't decide if this is overly large and unnecessary, or friggin sweet
Image 249488   05-26-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
699
 
 RiderFan: Lets see... Shoes that cover half the foot, bare legs, leotards with sleeves. These are gymnasts, not ballerinas!
 jochenau: Further proof that ballerinas are, in fact, robots.
 Dr Awkward: "I've had hangovers before, but this is ridiculous!"...
Image 249487   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
651
 
 Teechur: @Yam And white toes! What a cutie!
 a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3
 Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration
 a robot: Happy borkday, old pupper!
Image 249486   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
145
 
 White Male: Speaking your subtext
 barfolomew: Hollywood female archetype #4. Of 5.
Image 249485   05-26-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
314
 
 elahabdh: My generation wants to die, too, but will be overlooked and forgotten, as usual
 addend: My generation is going to be known for expecting to be known for something inconsequential.
 Side Boob: As if everyone isn't just waiting to die. Nope, millenials totally thought of it first...
 WTF: In that order.
Image 249484   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
465
 
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Image 249483   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
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