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272397  Eleftheros: #america

272393  WTF: @thecraftywolf Just splice it with #89867 and it'll be accepted for sure.

272377  fanny: as long as you own it you're fine

272384  fanny: man i wish i knew the inspiration for this!

272391  fanny: pretty obvious username/upload combo!

272393  fanny: @thecraftywolf :( im sad too :( maybe tweak it a bit and try again? throw mascot on there or something?

272347  Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine ok ive learned my lesson about trying to be correct on the internet

272385  a robot: QUEEN OF ALL FLOOF

272402  sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"

272385  Bob: This animal is too beautiful for me.

272379  WTF: 5 stars. Would take fishing again.

272393  thecraftywolf: unrelated but i spent a lot of time on a friendly spaceship meme and image bot rejected it for being "uninteresting" and now im sad ;-;

271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

271952  Mad Collager: I actually know a grade-school kid named Parker. I think, when he grows up, he should start a sex-toy store. He can call it "Parker's Peters".

272344  The Man: i actually laughed

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9. Shay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
trepanation uploaded 272059 (806 points)
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Morn Bumbies uploaded 272062 (796 points)
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 6. youshall: 2397 points
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10. Surprising: 1715 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. brutal: 1574 points
13. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
14. elronhubard: 1449 points
15. dad: 1445 points
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Score:
265
 
 Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020
 mark64: They keep making Lisa less and less likeable
Image 249479   05-26-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
348
 
 Gringos: Like why you only get floaters when you're visiting.. Hmm, my phone's autocomplete next word thingie leads me to believe I've made this comment before but I can't remember. My phone is now officially smarter than me:(
Image 249478   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
784
 
 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality
 Morpen Lungus: Wait, I think that s two different cats
 Korrok: Probably....
 Side Boob: This is why cats are pissy. They are natures perfect killing machine, but they only weigh ten pounds so we pick them up and kiss them.
 spacedawg: My friend s cat doesn t like to be kissed either. I think she (the cat) thinks of me as big gross wet Auntie Felicity, like a little kid
 raditzu: Cat Fu!
 addend: Cat-fu master.
 Side Boob: Cat #2 wants none of your shit.
 Christina: Mess with the best, die like the rest.
 lolnotrly: Someone's been hitting the gym
 Darmstadtium: I think the second Cat has already left a comment
Image 249477   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Image 249476 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crazyfingers. Your image was bad, crazyfingers.
Score:
230
 
 Spazstatic: Nuts to you!
 afroking: Now I want to know what it said before
 Not A Bot: When everyone thinks alike I'm not as creative a solipsist as I thought I was.
 Mad Collager: To be fair, they're tired of being screwed.
 tib gubb: zagnuts growling
Image 249475   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
81
 
 Dr Awkward: Nope. We fuck all about the house.
 WTF: Witty.
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Sebastian
Image 249474   05-26-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
345
 
 Spazstatic: @Christina the color-inverted round blue fruit
 Christina: @Ihminen You can't describe an orange without the word 'orange'.
 Mad Collager: When an Aggro-gator is also a grocer
 John Blender: Edible penis
 dingding: Damn this errrr, brain illness.
 Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits
Image 249473   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
485
 
 addend: "Oh, hi, Carl. It's just you." / "Hi. What are you giggling about?"
 Mad Collager: Is the glass half-full or half-wiggly?
 tib gubb: curved yellow dinosaur detector
 Wet farts: Big dinosaur detector*
Image 249472   05-26-18   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
253
 
 Passive: Gerrymandering has gotten out of control
Image 249471   05-26-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
334
 
 Jabberwikket: Hey kid, wanna buy some floof?
 Christina: Cornered.
 dragon horn: Someone hug that dog now
 Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner
Image 249470   05-26-18   Uploaded by    pig 3
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