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267946  a robot: I would totally wear those shoes though

267951  a robot: I guess we are supposed to think she is naked because her shirt is same color as her skin, but it just looks like she has weird flesh wrinkles in her arm instead

267911  VeeKay: Lol same

267919  VeeKay: I do love a Mextail, even if I get the damn shits after.

267972  Side Boob: Jay is wearing his "man of the people" denim outfit again.

267930  VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267939  VeeKay: Beauty of North Puppea

267940  VeeKay: Inpawsion

267973  Shay: Oh crap, his nose is now a sloth.

267979  ignatz: Also lime Patrick Moore from the Sky at Night

267972  Shay: Well fuck you too ya elephant-sized chin bastard.

267981  ignatz: Did I stutter?

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267981  ignatz: I ordered the tuna..

267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

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267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267930 VeeKay: Holy shit! Liek WOW!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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Score:
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 Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.
 VeeKay: Buy a slow cooker dummy
 addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)
Image 249447   05-26-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
645
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 249446   05-26-18   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
105
 
 Mad Collager: I decree these buns make the Honor Roll.
 ShamWOW: Starvation of north korea.
 addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(
 jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.
 kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.
Image 249445   05-26-18   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
291
 
 pusha p: Touch down
 addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"
Image 249444   05-26-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
355
 
 CrookedCop: It's a sickly kneecap, not a heel.
 Mad Collager: There, Prince, right there. Oh Prince! Oh Prince!
 raditzu: Dog and woman's legs... what's going on there, behind that wooden fence?
Image 249443   05-26-18   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
129
 
 Korrok: I have to laugh...
 antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these
 Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal
 antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)
 jochenau: Canadian, Some. (2018). Animateds Anonymous: Alcoholism, existentialism, and humor in contemporary entertainment. Friendly Spaceship (2018:249442), ed. Nancy, Mascot, and Moon.
 Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.
Image 249442   05-26-18   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
191
 
 trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."
 jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
Image 249441   05-26-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
422
 
 neutron: @Mr. Shine Maybe it s one of those novelty newspapers where you can get your name and photo printed in it
 Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.
 VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15
Image 249440   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
108
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 249439   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
394
 
 raditzu: Your duck looks sick.
Image 249438   05-26-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
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