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268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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5. Teechur
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7. tib gubb
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10. Annoying Vegan



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3561 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2523 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1628 points
 8. beyardo: 1584 points
 9. Sydney: 1578 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1553 points
11. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. frenk: 1527 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. wolfskin: 1451 points
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 VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!
 jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.
 cybeq: Subliminal message.
 dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water
 Knice: u rite
Image 249437   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
721
 
Comment below (name is optional.)
Image 249436   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
404
 
 charlemagne: they learn it from watching you
 Knice: To no longer feel empty inside.
Image 249435   05-25-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
348
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 249434   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
474
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 249433   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
189
 
 LKoroton: Is he John Goodman? Is it pee?
 Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps
 Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter
 Borb Prembus: What gym is this?
 PenguinBartender: Early concept work for Monsters University was very, very rough.
Image 249432   05-25-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 249431 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by flushpuppy. Your image was bad, flushpuppy.
Score:
278
 
 jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael
 PenguinBartender: Heavy with the sins of mankind! (please don't ban me, I never get a chance to make religious jokes)
Image 249430   05-25-18   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
333
 
 LKoroton: Maybe if I close my eyes, it'll be gone
Image 249429   05-25-18   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
357
 
 Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'
Image 249428   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
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