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262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

262267  a robot: corgi's what?

262268  a robot: This looks EXACTLY like my cat! Only I don't have a deck and she'd never be left out unsupervised.

262255  lecj07: Winter came.

262116  Apple IIe: Im dead @jazzjunkie

262273  lecj07: Mmm. Giant cheeto

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262176 Teechur: Please DO NOT brew a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup. (Some reverse psychology for the Fakulty Room)

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!



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Score:
407
 
 Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....
 Telkwa: Get a grip, maam.
 Scoo: @RiderFan is it?
 RiderFan: See, its completely OK when girls do this to girls.
 Not A Bot: Every highschool had that one scary room.
 anonimos: Dayum dat assgrabbin
Image 249365   05-25-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
668
 
 Austin: Hello i am a small kittah
Image 249364   05-25-18   Uploaded by    filthylaw
Score:
284
 
 piranharama: Friendship ended with Mudasir. Now Salman is my best friend.
 raditzu: Again...
 2Berries: I dig the caddy. Not a fan of the sedans but the tinted windows & wire wheels are gangster
 MikeWhiskey: Funky!
Image 249363   05-25-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
606
 
 dobbiesdoogs: is this the Meowtag repairman?
 San DoDo: He's going to clean up his act
 Mr. Whiskers: Mew Mew Herman
 cassette1: "Good morning."
 Butcherboy: Top rack safe only
Image 249362   05-25-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
213
 
 wolfpk: *Temp workers
 fanny: you're hired! and fired!
 Shay: @Minnesotan It's retail, what did you expect?
 Minnesotan: I've worked at a place that was closing and it's legit impossible to hire people and yet the people you have are constantly leaving for new jobs and/or don't give a shit or just stop showing up altogether.
Image 249361   05-25-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
404
 
 BavidDowie: tfw lactose hates you
 skittles: Moo-ooo-ooo-ooo
 jochenau: [ghostly moo in Catalan]
 SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]
 eradicator: [softly poo]
 Shay: [mostly goo]
Image 249360   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
417
 
 BavidDowie: Mellow Corn
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*
 Peter Pantsless: @piranharama That appears to be @Knice's beverage of choice
 piranharama: Who drinks like this?
 jochenau: Soda's already just corn syrup anyway, so...
 Prostata: authentic urine
 fanny: only unauthentic taste for me, please!
Image 249359   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
292
 
 Telkwa: Grate. Just grate.
 Shay: @sparename More like who dropped the acid?
 sparename: Who dropped the mic?
Image 249358   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
350
 
 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis
 ignatz: Is that a cock in your cocket or are you just pleased to cock me?
 San DoDo: Something something brave enough
 piranharama: Its a trap!
 VoR: PENIS
 Otterman: Hello, sailor!
 UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing
 sparename: I am assuming either a very happy Ladyboy or an actual lady with an anti-molestation device in a town where the Ladyboys are none too popular
 charlemagne: being a boy is like sucking on a lemon and I judge myself by the outfits I see, my deodorant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals, I feel like being a girrrrlllll
 KEKOEKEOEK: NOT SAFE
Image 249357   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
166
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I don't want bread baked by a penis, no offense.
 dobbiesdoogs: one like this please #249357
 Amy Housewine: Recipe unclear
Image 249356   05-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
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