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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
213
 
 wolfpk: *Temp workers
 fanny: you're hired! and fired!
 Shay: @Minnesotan It's retail, what did you expect?
 Minnesotan: I've worked at a place that was closing and it's legit impossible to hire people and yet the people you have are constantly leaving for new jobs and/or don't give a shit or just stop showing up altogether.
Image 249361   05-25-18   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
404
 
 BavidDowie: tfw lactose hates you
 skittles: Moo-ooo-ooo-ooo
 jochenau: [ghostly moo in Catalan]
 SuedeOxford: [scooby dooby doo]
 eradicator: [softly poo]
 Shay: [mostly goo]
Image 249360   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
417
 
 BavidDowie: Mellow Corn
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*
 Peter Pantsless: @piranharama That appears to be @Knice's beverage of choice
 piranharama: Who drinks like this?
 jochenau: Soda's already just corn syrup anyway, so...
 Prostata: authentic urine
 fanny: only unauthentic taste for me, please!
Image 249359   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
266
 
 Telkwa: Grate. Just grate.
 Shay: @sparename More like who dropped the acid?
 sparename: Who dropped the mic?
Image 249358   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
350
 
 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis
 ignatz: Is that a cock in your cocket or are you just pleased to cock me?
 San DoDo: Something something brave enough
 piranharama: Its a trap!
 VoR: PENIS
 Otterman: Hello, sailor!
 UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing
 sparename: I am assuming either a very happy Ladyboy or an actual lady with an anti-molestation device in a town where the Ladyboys are none too popular
 charlemagne: being a boy is like sucking on a lemon and I judge myself by the outfits I see, my deodorant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals, I feel like being a girrrrlllll
 KEKOEKEOEK: NOT SAFE
Image 249357   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
166
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I don't want bread baked by a penis, no offense.
 dobbiesdoogs: one like this please #249357
 Amy Housewine: Recipe unclear
Image 249356   05-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
576
 
 Kaviri: Who, me?
Image 249355   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
325
 
 Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.
 Side Boob: Now I really want a George Jefferson $20. Weezie could be on the back, maybe with Mr Bentley
 Butcherboy: Huh they put Barbara Streisand on the new twenty
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob More like BLANDrew Jackson, amirite?
 tib gubb: @Side Boob thanks for the heads-up on the dead presidents down-low.
 Side Boob: @tib gubb It's Andrew Jackson on the $20. Though one with George Jefferson would be pretty cool!
 tib gubb: sup jefferson you bald-faced s.o.b.
Image 249354   05-25-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
627
 
 Slerzy: huehuehuehue
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure if this reminds me of a meme...or actually a meme
 tib gubb: omg i need that dog
Image 249353   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
468
 
 illBilliam: @Felicity It is mind bending. Think of that center point, not as a point floating in space, but existence itself compressed into that tiny center point. Just like nothing exists beyond the universe (theoretically), nothing existed beyond that compressed tiny center point. So the universe is expanding, but there was no central location from which it expanded from. The whole thing just got bigger and roomier.
 TheFrogMan: I still can t wrap my head around the fact that the universe started expanding from a central point, but no longer has a centre from which everything is moving away, and everything is expanding in every direction at once all the time but not in a way that makes two parts of it head towards each other. I can understand its area being infinite, but not its matter, so there must be an edge beyond which it hasn t expanded yet, and from that edge we should be able to look inwards to the centre
 Dr Awkward: Get a job, Universe.
 barfolomew: Same
 tib gubb: wow, apparently the universe is actually really chill
Image 249352   05-25-18   Uploaded by    athiest
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